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- Jun 2, 2024
I may give it a read-along, sort of depends on what's in my schedule. For now, some Fanny updates, because it's been a minute.
Our fat little frog has been quiet prolific, so enjoy some comics. Her pacing is getting downright abysmal, though she's never been gifted at it before.

The lassies over on the other farms had quite a laugh over the abhorrent anatomy here, so it felt important to point it out for the fine readers of this thread, too. Just look at those goofy fucking legs! Gobelins missed out on rejecting her, they really did.

Absolutely despised the pacing on this one. She basically makes horny newspaper comics (and I refuse to deign her with the honor of likening them to Tijuana bibles, because at least Tijuana bibles are sometimes funny).

Oh, so a clitorectomy is fine and you've threatened to kill her before (and have successfully killed her in the past before reviving her, somehow), but this fantasy is a bridge too far? Also, Lynn looks fucking retarded.

Featuring her buddy Christianna/Mac, this is mostly just a shitpost about lusting after disgusting pig-men as well as the protagonist of Porco Rosso.
Otherwise, Fanny hasn't been up to too much, but she did get pissy because people called her bougie for being an artist by trade. She conveniently leaves out the part where she comes from a wealthy family. Interesting, that.
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There are a LOT of Neospring asks this time because I put off harvesting them for a while, so this will be a doozy. Predominantly lore posts, so if you enjoy the dissection of CyLynn, you might want to take a peek.

The comic this ask is referring to is this one (Part 1 | Part 2). To me, acting as if cold, calculating Cyrus would never actually plot the murder of his wife as a reaction to potential adultery is just one more straw on the camel's back in terms of softening Cyrus' character. "He'd kill her in a fit of passion!" Is that because it seems more honest to his character, or because crimes of passion are seen more leniently and sympathetically than planned crimes? Her inconsistency is increasing. Between this and all the AUs, why not just make new OCs?
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While these are more realistic and therefore sinister than the usual nastiness between Cyrus and Lynn, I can't help but laugh at how fucking lame it is comparatively. Once you get a woman's clit snipped off in an illegal back-alley surgery, I just cannot bring myself to be shocked at whatever else happens. In a way, it's very convenient that Lynn dies before Cyrus does and Cyrus kills himself so Lynn is never forced to learn a life without being controlled and abused constantly - that Lynn lives Fanny's fantasy speaks volumes of a remarkable childishness on her part. A desire to always be cared for and never have responsibility? Funny how that's sch a consistent dream amongst "submissives."
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Of course Cyrus wouldn't bully a FTM student despite being an abusive misogynist! That would upset Fanny's fans who have a weird sexual fixation on Cartman, which is one of the more perplexing things I've seen on the internet. There's a shoe for every foot, I suppose...
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Something that I consider notable about Fanny's fixation on clitorectomies is that she is doggedly insistent that there is no way, ever, from now on until eternity, that Lynn could ever have an orgasm in any other way. Her denial kink is so extreme she can't even conceptualize other kinds of pleasure! Though I'm grateful that we'll never have confirmation, it does make me wonder if Fanny had the HRT complication of testosterone giving her a macroclit that became desensitized due to its size chafing against her clothes. It's a phenomenon that isn't discussed as often among pooners, likely because it would make many girls and women give pause. Between that and possible vaginal atrophy, is that why she's so insistent that there's no other way to bring women to climax (and why she's so obsessed with anal)?
Link 1 | Archive 1 / Link 2 | Archive 2

We've got to stop normalizing "ephebophile" as a snake-word that people use to slither around being attracted to minors who cannot consent, it's seriously fucking weird. Also, you can tell Fanny's brain is fucking borked because no normal person ever would feel comfortable just casually having a fetish for teenagers.
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See, this is an instance of a controversial character opinion (discriminating against mixed race people/interracial relationships) that is, of course, being forced onto a character that barely gets any screentime. Fanny isn't a controversial writer because she will not centor or humanize people with controversial and possibly hurtful opinions, because she knows it would upset her hedonistic yet predominantly left-wing audience. Coward!
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This one almost escaped being archived until I read "Cyrus ... likes to substitute one of Lynn's meals for his cum on occasions." What the fuck? Gross. Show this to Mama Perret and record her reaction, Fanny, I dare you.
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I like that Lynn just thinks the child predation as a fetish is just "cringey"! Very funny. But hey, credit where it's due: at least Fanny is becoming more honest about naming Lynn directly as a hybistrophile. Still feels strange that neither of them are apparently ashamed of the rape kinks, the instances in which Cyrus pees either on or inside of Lynn, the whole dog-suit thing, the snuff kink, et cetera, et cetera...
Link | Archive
Our fat little frog has been quiet prolific, so enjoy some comics. Her pacing is getting downright abysmal, though she's never been gifted at it before.

The lassies over on the other farms had quite a laugh over the abhorrent anatomy here, so it felt important to point it out for the fine readers of this thread, too. Just look at those goofy fucking legs! Gobelins missed out on rejecting her, they really did.

Absolutely despised the pacing on this one. She basically makes horny newspaper comics (and I refuse to deign her with the honor of likening them to Tijuana bibles, because at least Tijuana bibles are sometimes funny).

Oh, so a clitorectomy is fine and you've threatened to kill her before (and have successfully killed her in the past before reviving her, somehow), but this fantasy is a bridge too far? Also, Lynn looks fucking retarded.

Featuring her buddy Christianna/Mac, this is mostly just a shitpost about lusting after disgusting pig-men as well as the protagonist of Porco Rosso.
Link | Archive

There are a LOT of Neospring asks this time because I put off harvesting them for a while, so this will be a doozy. Predominantly lore posts, so if you enjoy the dissection of CyLynn, you might want to take a peek.

The comic this ask is referring to is this one (Part 1 | Part 2). To me, acting as if cold, calculating Cyrus would never actually plot the murder of his wife as a reaction to potential adultery is just one more straw on the camel's back in terms of softening Cyrus' character. "He'd kill her in a fit of passion!" Is that because it seems more honest to his character, or because crimes of passion are seen more leniently and sympathetically than planned crimes? Her inconsistency is increasing. Between this and all the AUs, why not just make new OCs?
Link | Archive

While these are more realistic and therefore sinister than the usual nastiness between Cyrus and Lynn, I can't help but laugh at how fucking lame it is comparatively. Once you get a woman's clit snipped off in an illegal back-alley surgery, I just cannot bring myself to be shocked at whatever else happens. In a way, it's very convenient that Lynn dies before Cyrus does and Cyrus kills himself so Lynn is never forced to learn a life without being controlled and abused constantly - that Lynn lives Fanny's fantasy speaks volumes of a remarkable childishness on her part. A desire to always be cared for and never have responsibility? Funny how that's sch a consistent dream amongst "submissives."
Link | Archive

Of course Cyrus wouldn't bully a FTM student despite being an abusive misogynist! That would upset Fanny's fans who have a weird sexual fixation on Cartman, which is one of the more perplexing things I've seen on the internet. There's a shoe for every foot, I suppose...
Link | Archive


Something that I consider notable about Fanny's fixation on clitorectomies is that she is doggedly insistent that there is no way, ever, from now on until eternity, that Lynn could ever have an orgasm in any other way. Her denial kink is so extreme she can't even conceptualize other kinds of pleasure! Though I'm grateful that we'll never have confirmation, it does make me wonder if Fanny had the HRT complication of testosterone giving her a macroclit that became desensitized due to its size chafing against her clothes. It's a phenomenon that isn't discussed as often among pooners, likely because it would make many girls and women give pause. Between that and possible vaginal atrophy, is that why she's so insistent that there's no other way to bring women to climax (and why she's so obsessed with anal)?
Link 1 | Archive 1 / Link 2 | Archive 2

We've got to stop normalizing "ephebophile" as a snake-word that people use to slither around being attracted to minors who cannot consent, it's seriously fucking weird. Also, you can tell Fanny's brain is fucking borked because no normal person ever would feel comfortable just casually having a fetish for teenagers.
Link | Archive

See, this is an instance of a controversial character opinion (discriminating against mixed race people/interracial relationships) that is, of course, being forced onto a character that barely gets any screentime. Fanny isn't a controversial writer because she will not centor or humanize people with controversial and possibly hurtful opinions, because she knows it would upset her hedonistic yet predominantly left-wing audience. Coward!
Link | Archive

This one almost escaped being archived until I read "Cyrus ... likes to substitute one of Lynn's meals for his cum on occasions." What the fuck? Gross. Show this to Mama Perret and record her reaction, Fanny, I dare you.
Link | Archive

I like that Lynn just thinks the child predation as a fetish is just "cringey"! Very funny. But hey, credit where it's due: at least Fanny is becoming more honest about naming Lynn directly as a hybistrophile. Still feels strange that neither of them are apparently ashamed of the rape kinks, the instances in which Cyrus pees either on or inside of Lynn, the whole dog-suit thing, the snuff kink, et cetera, et cetera...
Link | Archive