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- Dec 19, 2023
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Hello you absolute legends!
Jobst initially began online as a speed runner in the late 90's running games like Golden eye and Perfect Dark, later getting involved with forums such as the-elite (under the handle SimThreat (A) and GameFAQs (under the handle FAQ_GOD (A). He would admit in an interview that this began as a form of escapism as he "was…low on the social hierarchy" and "didn’t want to leave my house, I was anxious to go outside" in real life.
Speed Running
Link (Archive)
He would then go on to use his speed running skills and knowledge to become a youtuber combining two of the most worthless activities a human being can engage in into a fitting career for a man who would otherwise be Jobstless. The only thing of note to come from his speed running is one of the most embarrassing videos I have ever seen.
Here is Joshua Conner Moon owner of (infamous website for gang stalking the mentally ill) Kiwi Farms making fun of it.
Karl's reaction to this slight was twofold:
- Edit the video of his life's greatest achievement to remove his wife, ashamed of her appearance.
- Declare war on Josh's video, channel, patreon and send his fans to flag them down.
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The outrage at people badmouthing his wife and his fiery defense of her might be one of the few positive qualities Karl has ever shown... or it would be if he were capable of extending that chivalry to others and not talking shit about the wives of men that he hates.
But who is Billy Mitchell?
The King of KongRight away drama would rear it's head when Karl's podcast cohost TomatoAnus cut contact and disavowed him, mainly over his past association with fellow Golden eye speed runner Ryan J. White / RWhiteGoose due to Goose making edgy /pol/ tier comments in his discord.
Karl would respond directly in his video "I'm Being SUED And CANCELLED!" simultaneously announcing the lawsuit and distancing himself from Goose. Karl would manage to avoid any major negative effects from this incident, possibly because of his fans support for him and hate of Mitchell.
While the lawsuit was still ongoing Karl would continue making videos on Mitchell, at it's worst his channel would look like this.
After years of this obsessive behavior from Karl on April fools 2025 the outcome of the trial was announced: “Mr. Jobst intended to be the knight who slayed the Mitchell dragon. Unfortunately for him, his lance was not as strong as he believed it to be, and broke in the contest.” and he now owes 350K dollarydoos to the King of Kong + interest + court fees = severe financial pain for Jobst.In addition to losing a lot of money to Billy the bully, Karl also lost a lot of his fans when they found out the real reason he was being sued...
Foreshadowing
"In Australia things are different, here almost always the loser is ordered to pay the court costs of the winner, I'm pretty confident I'm going to win so from my perspective it seems silly to settle because I believe I will be successful and I believe Billy will be ordered to pay back most of my costs"
"I will say Billy Mitchell being a video game cheater is extremely relevant to the lawsuit"
"Am I really going to be the only person Billy wins against? oh boy wouldn't that just be hilarious"
"Not because it is wrong, but because this isn't the issue I want to go to court over" (Archive)
Apollocide
The lawsuit had nothing to do with Billy Mitchell cheating at a game almost half a century ago, it was because Karl claimed that Billy had caused the suicide of Apollo by suing him and taking his money, a statement that was easily proven false and made stranger by the fact that before he killed himself Apollo clearly blamed two friends of Karl's (DarkViper and EZScape) for "giving me the final push that I needed" in addition to the wider speed running community.
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I love you all. Thank you to DarkViper and EZScape for giving me the final push that I needed. I tried to hold myself back in the video but I can’t help it. People have no clue what I deal with everyday. When I was about five years old my dad threw me on the ground and covered my mouth and nose to where I couldn’t breathe and screamed into my face because I wanted to play some game that he was playing and that’s how he treated us everyday. I couldn’t even tell that story without crying until I was 18 or so. I have scoliosis which causes my back, hips and shoulders to ache constantly. I’m sick everyday, I throw up often. My medicine makes me vomit but then if I don’t take it I vomit. My body is completely useless, I can’t do anything. I’m completely out of my mind, all my thoughts are so painful and aggravating and because I’m mentally ill everything I say online gets used to make me look like a bad person. I’m not a bad person, I’m under incredible stress. Try living with this much pain and let’s see the decisions you make. That’s only the stuff I’m comfortable talking about, there is more that’s even worse. The speedrun community are such hypocrites. They pretend to care so much about everyone’s feelings and then in the same video they call you retarded scum, I know I exposed people for cheating but I never said anything like that. They tell me they agree with me privately and then publicly betray me. If I complained about my life all the time then I bet they’d see me as relatable but because I try to push through it and act normal, they hate me. My greatest thanks to Tom, Jonas, Nick, Brad, Sonfloro, Tipster and Keem for being great friends even if I didn’t always give you a reason.
Fun fact Karl Jobst contributed to the EZscape video on Apollo "The Downfall of Apollo Legend" (Archive)
I guess a guilty conscience or a desire to avoid scrutiny might explain Karl's extreme obsession with Billy.
Even funnier is that Jobst's main defense for defaming Mitchell, was that his reputation was so poor from cheating at an arcade game claiming that he pushed someone to suicide couldn't have meaningfully harmed his reputation, unfortunately for Karl the judge wasn't an autistic man-child and didn't buy into this argument also the poor behavior of his deranged mutant fanbase constantly wishing death on Billy (for the crime of cheating at an arcade game) also damaged Karl's case. I'm sure Billy appreciates all the money these dipshits have indirectly donated to him, here's to you Josh & Andy lol.
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FalloutAfter setting a new high score on Karl's bank account "Donkey Kong Champion/Legend/Hero" Billy "The King of Kong" Mitchell received VINDICATION leading to a bump in his hot sauce sales.
The peanut gallery was completely bewildered and bamboozled.
Former friends now disavowed weighed in.
Former fans accused him of being a Nazi, racist, bigot to cope and turn on him.
Mockery.
and coping.
Tweet / Archive
The post was later edited to remove the text ", including appeal".
Edited Tweet / Archive of edit
Lots of coping.
After breaking his promise to release a response video by the weekend with excuses such as "My lawyers are checking it" and "My internet is down" Jobst finally released his update video Here.
APPROACH HER NOW.com
This domain now simply hosts the embarrassing video below but the archive shows what it used to look like:
https://approachhernow.com/ (Archive)
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Here's the full version of the header clip.
Some other business ventures from the pickup autist such as core-confidence.com.
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And here's his Pornhub, since he's so proud of it: Link (Archive)
@Bruno Powroznik archived Karl's discord in the post HERE and his the-elite account HERE both archives are also attached to the bottom of this post.
Discord:
the-elite:
At the end of it all, even if he loses everything else, Karl can always play jester to the King of Kong.
Related threads:
Apollo Legend suicide
William James Mitchell vs. Twin Galaxies LLC, Jeff Harrist & Jeremy Young & donkeykongforum.com, Benjamin Q Smith
Ryan J. White / RWhiteGoose
Matthew Craig Judge / Matthew Judge / DarkViperAU / DarkViper8888 / DarkViper88
Jirard Khalil / The Completionist / ThatOneVideoGamer
Social Media:
YouTube: Link (Archive)
TwitchTV: Link (Archive)
Twitter/X: Link (Archive)
GoFundMe Link (Archive)
DeviantArt: Link (Archive)
PornHub: Link (Archive)
Chaturbate: Link (Archive)
Speedrun.com: Link (Archive)
Myspace: Link (Archive)
the-elite: Link (Archive)
GameFAQs: Link (Archive)
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