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I don't know what it is about splatoon and trannies I've seen men get their ""egg cracked"" by that game in record time and I can't explain the psychological mechanisms at play here.

What does it mean?
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Without playing Splatoon, I'm guessing being surrounded by a bunch of discord autistic furries who are emotionally attached to a Nintendo game brings about way too many autistically susceptible people to others who already are in the troon cult.
 
This pooner has a collection of ADF tier tattoos across her stomach and recently got tattoos covering her top surgery scars that cup the outline of her former breasts - super masculine choice little dood.
What an odd choice, it's as if the original scars weren't noticeable enough for our dood (also holy shit what's going on with the other ugly tattoos)
 
That doesn't explain why there's MtFs that also declare themselves as being Muslim. I don't remember if FtMs do the same though.
I doubt any AGP sincerely practices Islam. My guess is they have these conceptions of Muslim women being completely submissive to their husbands and get off on the humiliation of that gender role. A burka is probably an ideal outfit for an AGP too, since it covers every inch of their rectangle bodies.
 
This pooner has a collection of ADF tier tattoos across her stomach and recently got tattoos covering her top surgery scars that cup the outline of her former breasts - super masculine choice little dood.
It's like I always say...ftm's think most of us guys just love having no shirt on whenever we can get away with it lol.
 
you have to ask yourself what it's like to live with her.
If this was creative writing I’d applaud how she manages to unfold the horror over that sentence.
Her housemate is so judgemental!
Oh dear that’s unfortunate what’s that all about?
About her cam whoring
Uhuuuh… well I mean it’s your life and your home I guess so..
While I live rent free…
Oh
With HER PARENTS
Chef’s kiss !
You couldn’t write that better. Brilliant. Complete train wreck, total lack of awareness
 
Placebo effect is powerful. And oh look, another family member who’s trans.
The institutions are much too pozzed to allow this to proceed, but I’d love to see a study done where they cobble together a bunch of depressed early- and late-stage troons who are insistent that they will ACK! without hormones. The study purports to be testing new, extremely effective forms of E/T, when in reality, it’s just sugar pills and saline injections.

We’d watch as the troons extol the effectiveness of, and their euphoria under, these “new miracle drugs.” Then, we’d laugh as the truth is disclosed, leading to large-scale REEEEEEEing and some inevitably committing suicide once it gets proven to them in a way they can understand (à la Chuck McGill) that they’re ackshuslly not heckin’ valid boys/girls, but instead mentally ill freaks who truly destroyed everything in pursuit of an absolute fetishistic lie.

Perhaps that should be a strategy for the parents of kids in the early throes of the troon mind virus- placebo hormones. The purpose would be to stop the suicide-baiting and self-feeding misery, while a decisive game plan can be formulated. It could also serve to delay things in the hope that the kid realizes they’re going through a phase. And if all else fails, revealing the truth about their godsend “hormones” just might show them that their insistent need for HRT to live is illegitimate and that they have a mental illness in need of treatment. It should totally mindfuck the kid à la Chuck when he realized the charged battery was in his pocket for 2 hours, and get them to seriously question “the whole trans thing.”


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The worst part of that video is the usage of the music from the Yoshi’s Island map in Super Mario World 3 as he demonstrates his menstruation fetish.

What a fucking dweeb. Troon degeneracy aside, these people are so tedious with their alike personality traits. Their common obsession with video games is infuriating (not moralfagging- I recognized the song for chrissake). Can’t you fucking nerds base a personality in anything else??


What the fuck man, spoiler this shit I was eating
>scrolling this thread while eating

why the fuck would you ever do this
 
Don't you just hate snitches? 8)
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So me (17 MtNB transfem) & my immediate family were staying at a relative's house during the holidays. And said relative remarked how my hair looks like a girl's hair (I don't cut it). I accidentally let it slip that it's because I wanna be more feminine. She took that as me wanting to be a girl & told everyone else in the house.

A few minutes later, I was eavesdropping a convo my parents & my relative had in the living room from the guest bedroom (ik, not very cool of me). I overheard my dad say that if I ever "decide to ruin my life" (transition), he would kick me out.
Lots of amusing comments, too. :christine:
 
This pooner has a collection of ADF tier tattoos across her stomach and recently got tattoos covering her top surgery scars that cup the outline of her former breasts - super masculine choice little dood.
HAHAHAHA the colorful "resilient" tattoo on this manly dood is just mwuah, it's so perfect.
It's like I always say...ftm's think most of us guys just love having no shirt on whenever we can get away with it lol.
I can understand why. It's pretty humid where I live, I wish I could go around shirtless. Wouldn't be worth cutting my titties off over, though.

I feel like some of these women haven't gotten over how puberty affected their body, especially if their parents were one of those parents that let them roam around shirtless prior.
 
Splatoon has so many trans people in the community, yadda yadda yadda yadda...

The reason is not because of bright colors attracting autists (surpisingly), but let's think of it as the same reason a manchild like Chibi plays Nintendo games past the age of 13: their soy levels are so high, they need a "cozy game" (remember that term being used? ya'know, the newer games on game pass that say bullshittery like "let your empathy guide you" or "indie love letter to games like super mario and banjo kazooie") that still caters to their competitive tendencies as a man. Enter: these shitty children's games. They're both pussified, contain minimal "scarey voilence!1111!!" or "bl**D... omg.,,,," but also have a bustling online community of people who play the games as hardcore as possible.

That's my 2 cents :)
This seemed like the best thread in which to post. This image is one of those images that one laughs harder at the longer one observes it.
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And you bet your ass they locked the replies down when several people noticed the troonery at play:
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This seemed like the best thread in which to post. This image is one of those images that one laughs harder at the longer one observes it.
I seem to recall some LULz from years ago (maybe it was from Mister Metokur?) about how Smash Bros players as a group have a serious hygiene problem to the point where venues started imposing "no stink" rules.

Anyone else recall something like this?
 
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You show him, Mx Troon! How brave to say that! What a creative comeback! :)

Also, since I haven't seen it posted yet, as far as I know:
See those trigger warning flairs? They aren't just for looks, you can search BY them to get more interesting posts.
This is just sad

"I thought you were intelligent, son"
"WELL DAD, IF I JUMPED FROM THE LEVEL OF YOUR EGO DOWN TO YOUR INTELLIGE-"
"Me and mom just want you to think more before you decide to cut your penis off..."
 
I seem to recall some LULz from years ago (maybe it was from Mister Metokur?) about how Smash Bros players as a group have a serious hygiene problem to the point where venues started imposing "no stink" rules.

Anyone else recall something like this?
I'm 100% sure this is about STINKY DAY, colloquially known as the day of the soap.
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The troon tournament has to qualify as an actual bio hazard...
 
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