DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Kagome Higurashi said:
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Screenshot of his recent chat. Yikes.
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Average DSP dent... that's so sad and pathetic.
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Lord_Point said:
Cant wait for a mod to clue him in and get the same question next week.

Coloring book? uh uh uh I dont even know what it is you are talking about! What do you mean, what do you MEAN!? Like a book of colors for decorating or like a book you use to add colors? Is that a meme or something? huh huh i dont get it. HUH?
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you forgot the smug stare at the camera and strongly implying that coloring books are for child-style hyperfocused individuals. (but not outright saying it because we need jayde's membership, sound good?)
 
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I was briefly shocked to hear he’s playing South of Midnight. I watched someone hate stream it. It’s a terrible choice for many reasons:
  • It’s boring. Feels like a walking sim even though there’s jumping and battle. Long, long cut scenes.
  • Has zero buzz. Won’t get support and will be wage quit in 3 streams max.
  • Phil will likely say something explicitly racist and multiple annoying, vaguely hateful things about the setting, accents, music.
So yeah I was surprised then I remember it’s Phil and he’s lazy and doesn’t make good decisions. This game is right up his alley.
 
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Ivan Daniloff said:
I was briefly shocked to hear he’s playing South of Midnight. I watched someone hate stream it. It’s a terrible choice for many reasons:
  • It’s boring. Feels like a walking sim even though there’s jumping and battle. Long, long cut scenes.
  • Has zero buzz. Won’t get support and will be wage quit in 3 streams max.
  • Phil will likely say something explicitly racist and multiple annoying, vaguely hateful things about the setting, accents, music.
So yeah I was surprised then I remember it’s Phil and he’s lazy and doesn’t make good decisions. This game is right up his alley.
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He wage quitted it lmao. Low support and blaming modern audience. Never the streamers fault, alright? Got it? Ok? Right.
 
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Drama Trauma said:
Average DSP dent... that's so sad and pathetic.
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Come on man dont be retarded, obviously thats a larper (only pretending to be retarded to glaze phil is still retarded)

Im sure he played south of midnight mostly because its free on gamepass but also so he could try and be contraian syde phil.
 
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The absurd and hilarious lies about WWE Champions are back. Now Phil expects us to believe there's no way anyone could spend 3k on the game — because "once you get a character, there's “nothing to gain.” Sure, let’s just ignore the leaks and the fact he dropped multiples $101.09 in a single day. The good Scopely is pulling in $1.63 billion while generously protecting whales by capping how much they can spend in weekend?

Edit: Blaming the game now to the live viewers:

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neger psykolog said:
BREAKING NEWS: DSP DETRACTOR POEMS_PAST PERMANENTLY DAMAGES HIS FUCKING EYEBALLS SHORTLY AFTER EYE SURGERY JUST SO HE CAN POST THE LATEST DSP HAPPENINGS...

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12 hours later...
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While this is dented beyond all help, most devices have a VoiceOver feature that lets you operate it via voice commands. VTT tech has gotten good enough for me to "text" people while driving, completely hands free.
Also for anyone this terminally online, color E-Ink tablets have gotten cheaper and don't strain your eyes at all. Highly recommend.
 
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AGoodBrazilian said:
The absurd and hilarious lies about WWE Champions are back. Now Phil expects us to believe there's no way anyone could spend 3k on the game — because "once you get a character, there's “nothing to gain.” Sure, let’s just ignore the leaks and the fact he dropped multiples $101.09 in a single day. The good Scopely is pulling in $1.63 billion while generously protecting whales by capping how much they can spend in weekend?

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DSP constantly bitches about woke ideologies, has his fucking dweeb followers join in on shitting on the big bad "woke" and then tries to pretend he doesn't know why his viewers don't want to see black women in video games.

" no, it cant be me, its the game that is wrong"
 
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Chiefbingoball said:
success = wearing cologne everyday in your room alone.
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How badly must Phail stink in that hot little room?

Mentioning socks and underwear as indicators of success is crazy.

Not a PL, but I wear perfume all the time. It makes me feel good and my husband likes it. At no time has it ever been about status or success. I've never heard anyone have that take on smelling nice. "Because I can afford it;" does he think colognes and perfumes are precious commodities? Maybe he thinks they have something to do with royalty, you know, for the king.
 
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