DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
The GOUT-HATERS Handbook said:
And they'd be friends of some degree beforehand. Khet and Phil saw each other 4 or 5 times before getting married.


Don't forget the KickBot ad interrupting him mid-rant:
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But you nagged about your birthday for a month straight, DSP. and you treat the day of your birth as the second coming of christ. Also I'm pretty sure they didn't celebrate V-day until 2 weeks later, show us your priorities.
 
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UsedUp said:
But you nagged about your birthday for a month straight, DSP. and you treat the day of your birth as the second coming of christ. Also I'm pretty sure they didn't celebrate V-day until 2 weeks later, show us your priorities.
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The GOUT-HATERS Handbook said:
Phil, this is why people hate you. If I neglected the anniversary of my wife or girlfriend because of muh job, I would be sleeping outside for a week at best.

What a piece of shit, to emphasize how much of a family man you are but not even do the bare fucking minimum a married husband would do.
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Lady Adjani said:
He's just waiting for the right moment

just like with the honeymoon, any day now...
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Niggernerd said:
Phil, when you're with a woman that actually loves you, you'd be surprised how angry they are if you don't celebrate on the exact day.
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Ivan Daniloff said:
Why don’t you guys lay off? It’s Phil and Khet’s marriage and they can celebrate it any way and any day they want to.

I’m tired of it!
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ITT: niggers trying to argue with the universal law of the land.
Men are more important than women.

Stay based DSP. Get Khet to go into the kitchen and make you a lunchmeat sandwich on your anniversary date. That's how you establish pig dominance.
 
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If I forgot my anniversary, I would be dead. FFS nigga buy a fucking card at least. You expect a birthday card, though.

The waking up Panda who was sick to make dinner is so cunty. The flu sucks and the dumb fuck could not even go to the freezer.
 
You all need the wife's perspective. No, going out on the day of the anniversary isn't mandatory. We can wait until the weekend. However, on the actual day you need to at least acknowledge our anniversary. Offer to wash the dishes, oversee the kids at bathtime. A card or small gift is nice. How about a foot massage? Do something crazy and cook supper (it doesn't have to be fancy). Watch something on tv that she likes but maybe doesn't get to see often. There are all kinds of things he could do. He won't, but he could.
 
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Pretty interesting how he has been saying no good games are coming out for like years at this point. Almost makes you think that skipping every good game or giving up on them after 1-3 bad streams is a bad idea and could make you think there are no good games. I hate his shitty attitude that if a small game is rated highly or explodes in popularity it's really just cause there are no other good games right now so we are desperate. Maybe it's just really good? Balatro was nominated for GOTY because it's an amazing game not because we lacked good games.

"Monster Hunter Wilds, dats for a particular audience. It's not necessarily a wide spread mainstream oh my god everyone must play style of audience. In fact it's the opposite." MH: Wilds sold 8 million copies in 3 days and last update I saw is at 10 million sales right now. It doesn't really get much bigger than that Phillip. I see plenty of streamers still playing it and getting thousands of viewers. Nah must be the games. Phil definitely isn't the most retarded boring style human in the world. I really do believe he is the worst streamer on Earth. Beg more piggy.
 
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1h20m into the prestream and King's Tax is only at $10 and he only has 220 viewers (PWR is not streaming)

"In truth I could be making bank right now but it's too time consuming" - goes on to say he could tag the products he has on his YouTube channel (referral links from Amazon). Really imagining that people would be buying his shitty lego set (yes he mentioned that one first), shitty microphone, shitty wall panels, shitty LED panel, shitty mouse, shitty headphones, shitty steamdeck.

Well DSP if you could be making bank, why aren't you? Claims he just doesn't have free time. He even has to make his own thumbnails now! "That takes a lot of extra time!"

Who remembers Throne and the Amazon Wishlist and the shitty fucking Teespring that never made any money.

edit: no tips came in so he's wrapping up the pahdcast at 1h40m in. Literally only made $10
 
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1h20m into the prestream and King's Tax is only at $10 and he only has 220 viewers (PWR is not streaming)

"In truth I could be making bank right now but it's too time consuming" - goes on to say he could tag the products he has on his YouTube channel (referral links from Amazon). Really imagining that people would be buying his shitty lego set (yes he mentioned that one first), shitty microphone, shitty wall panels, shitty LED panel, shitty mouse, shitty headphones, shitty steamdeck.

Well DSP if you could be making bank, why aren't you? Claims he just doesn't have free time. He even has to make his own thumbnails now! "That takes a lot of extra time!"

Who remembers Throne and the Amazon Wishlist and the shitty fucking Teespring that never made any money.

edit: no tips came in so he's wrapping up the pahdcast at 1h40m in. Literally only made $10
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He also won't do this extra "work" so he can keep the narrative of being the peoples streamer who doesn't try to sell you anything, despite begging so hard anyone would prefer a sponsor over it.
 
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PieceofShet said:
Its a good thing he is not angry anymore!

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Huh? Didn't he cancel a Halloween Marathon because he was sick on Halloween. Even though he bought a costume? And isn't this the guy who constantly goes "Last chance if we don't he the goal today I won't be doing X" (Stellar Blade,beard shave, etc.). So Mr. Rigud Schedule Except When it Comes To the Bitch I married. Okay. Weird name. Must be Italian.
 
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Skippy Shortbottom said:
The funny part is, I don't even think he knows it's their anniversary. Anyway. CMON LETS GO GUYS LETS GET SOME SUBS TODAY.

Can't wait for the "Of course I knew it our anniversary and were totally gonna do stuff" when he didn't even do anything for Valentines Day, still.
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The wedding pics are sad, because they were the first sign we could tell Kat was putting weight on fast. Both of them are stuffed in their wedding clothes like a gross sausage.
DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
Now that we know that Kat is some kind of religious, does anybody think that explains her wedding dress looking like...that? I always thought it might just be Linda's old dress that she kept from her wedding or something since it looks so outdated.
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I know Phil said his suit was an old one that he barely fit in, not sure about Kat. Of course, this is coming from Phil who was pushing that he spent nothing on his wedding, so this could all be lies.
 
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PieceofShet said:
Its a good thing he is not angry anymore!

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PPP said this on Kino Casino, but it is crazy that he lies so much about everything, but when it comes to things surrounding Khet, he just can't.
Just say you took her to the zoo and bought her snuggie, simple.

Anecdotal, but this proves he aint getting any ass on his bday. Cause if any woman put out extra hard for you on your birthday and a few days later you forgot your anniversary? Ho boy! There wouldn't be a couch far enough away for you to sleep on.
 
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