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I am reading his "book" and this sentence stood out to me "I realised that my problem was not that I didn't know how to be successful with women. My problem was that I did not know how to be successful with my own mind."

And he never will know how.

Edit: this is a terrible book Jesus tapdancing Christ.
 
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non-descript gentleman said:
I have a copy of the "Approach Her Now" book which I saved many years ago. I always found it strange that an eliter (Karl) made it, so I downloaded it in the case that it became relevant in the future.

Goose did nothing wrong,
Shout out Ryan Lockwood,
Big ups Marc Rutzou

Name: Approach Her Now - Karl Jobst.pdf
Size: 934837 bytes : 912 KiB
SHA256: 185db87b9bfa2ee1b7926a90330e59f9482af15da53f3470f73d3e027ab3cc1c
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An Indiana Jones-like figure discovering a book titled _Karl Jobst approach her now_ in a dust...jpg
You're an absolute legend!

I gave a quick read since its less than 60 pages and holy shit.
  1. The book is FILLED with random capitalizations, reminded me a LOT of the cwc stuff.
  2. The dude who wrote it was definitely either autistic or on adhd meds, the writing feels like when you go to drink or you use drugs and your brain goes overdrive on gibberish while you think you've unlocked the keys to reality or like I've done before, write up an assignment you need to deliver at the 9 am class and it's 10pm Sunday night.
  3. Generic advice to the extreme, he claims he watched tons of other PUA content and other "masters" in the field and it shows, it's like when you go to some first semester shit and you parrot it back to friends and family to sound intelligent and prove the money was well spent, he uses graphs but has nothing to show for them, just shit pulled out of his anectodal ass and its not even friends or someone else, just his experience, it really sounds narcissistic, because he writes like he has all the keys.
  4. No aesthetics or care at all, the 1980s mac's writing programs could put up a background paper texture, proper fonts and insert images that did not look copy pasted, he's just lazy and unprofessional, it's surreal he charged money for this pdf, imagine he trying to publish this crap as an actual book?
 
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zzzten said:
were those thumbnails the youtube creator equivalent of a freudian slip?
maybe there's an ai out there being trained to be able to detect liars via their youtube thumbnails

Yeah, their genetics. The Australian environment is slowly turning them into Aborigines
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I thought that with the high amount of danger in Australia, humans would develop skills to combat the deadly animals. I wonder if the heat makes the civilizations dumb. A counterpoint would be Southern Japan\China, Singapore, Vietnam.
 
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non-descript gentleman said:
I have a copy of the "Approach Her Now" book which I saved many years ago. I always found it strange that an eliter (Karl) made it, so I downloaded it in the case that it became relevant in the future.

Goose did nothing wrong,
Shout out Ryan Lockwood,
Big ups Marc Rutzou

Name: Approach Her Now - Karl Jobst.pdf
Size: 934837 bytes : 912 KiB
SHA256: 185db87b9bfa2ee1b7926a90330e59f9482af15da53f3470f73d3e027ab3cc1c
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Here is the AI Karl audiobook version

 
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h/t @non-descript gentleman for sharing the book.


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That is a very good question Karl.

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Oh wow, I think I see a pattern. It seems like Karl came into his "obsessed with girls" coomer phase late in life.

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And apparently stayed there forever.

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That is what I call dedication, too bad he did not get a law degree instead.

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That Discord hug-box indicates this was not very successful at all.

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oh wow, that explains so much.

It really tells you a lot that Karl has managed to delude himself into thinking he isn't looking for approval from others, while ACTIVELY trying to explain to you how to get a woman to have sex with you. If that isn't very basic instinct level of approval from a woman then what is? (Not a pick up artist btw.)


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Karl in his new function as your psychologist is regaling you with his Wikipedia knowledge.


Man, I skimmed through this and from here on down its just pseudo psychological mumbo-jumbo, Wikipedia quotes and rewritten confidence building advice that could be copied from other books and not really interesting. The first chapters are where you can really see Karl's mentality of that time shine through.

Who the fuck spends thousands of hours on dating/pickup artist books and programs? Just go outside and be part of any sport activity, be halfway decent at it and you will be noticed, just as you notice women. After that its a natural thing to begin talking, without all this non-sense setup. All this moronic forced and formulaic "approach her like this" retardation is utterly deranged 21st century "sex = validation" behavior of guys who believe having sex with as many women as possible is the goal.

Karl really had and has issues.
 
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demicolon said:
No.
Australia is a special case of being the dumping ground for the British Empire's worst and dimmest. Civilization is upstream from genetics.
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Temperature has a huge influence in genetics, though.

"Bergmann's rule is an ecogeographical rule that states that, within a broadly distributed taxonomic clade, populations and species of larger size are found in colder environments, while populations and species of smaller size are found in warmer regions. The rule derives from the relationship between size in linear dimensions meaning that both height and volume will increase in colder environments."


Size, of course, is positively correlated with IQ. The correlation breaks apart in extreme cases because both pituitary issues and Berkson's (pseudo)paradox.


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The reason is that all the brain is bigger, not just the parts necessary for motor control. And brain size is one of the best biomarkers of intelligence, together with NAA concentrations (this last one also breaks apart in extreme cases due to Canavan disease).

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But you would need probably at least 50 generations to start seeing the clear influence of climate on genetics. It is obvious that Karl is not genetically adapted to his environment.

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At any rate, what you are describing is founder effect, which is usually classified as one form of allopatric speciation, like I said before.
 
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Gremperor said:
Here's the full version of the header clip.
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The most kino character implosions are the ones where they have little side business ventures that look like they're the karate dude out of Napoleon Dynamite. It really shows the writers put in a lot of effort to give us some background on the lolcow.
 
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William_Sterog said:
Temperature has a huge influence in genetics, though.

"Bergmann's rule is an ecogeographical rule that states that, within a broadly distributed taxonomic clade, populations and species of larger size are found in colder environments, while populations and species of smaller size are found in warmer regions. The rule derives from the relationship between size in linear dimensions meaning that both height and volume will increase in colder environments."


Size, of course, is positively correlated with IQ. The correlation breaks apart in extreme cases because both pituitary issues and Berkson's (pseudo)paradox.


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The reason is that all the brain is bigger, not just the parts necessary for motor control. And brain size is one of the best biomarkers of intelligence, together with NAA concentrations (this last one also breaks apart in extreme cases due to Canavan disease).

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But you would need probably at least 50 generations to start seeing the clear influence of climate on genetics. It is obvious that Karl is not genetically adapted to his environment.

🦀

At any rate, what you are describing is founder effect, which is usually classified as one form of allopatric speciation, like I said before.
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Still. There are intelligent civillizations in countries like Singapore, Southern Japan, Southern China, Vietnam, and less intelligent people in cold regions like Nepal, Mountaineous India. And if I am not mistaken, Australia does have winter in some regions.
 
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i440BX said:
Still. There are intelligent civillizations in countries like Singapore, Southern Japan, Southern China, Vietnam, and less intelligent people in cold regions like Nepal, Mountaineous India. And if I am not mistaken, Australia does have winter in some regions.
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except australia's winter is actually double summer
 
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