Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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i440BX said:
Yes their seasons are inverted. But I read once they had cold season with snow in mountains.
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It does get quite cold here, the wind chill is the main issue, not the temperature.
All of our snow appears in the mountains, although there are some days where it can fall as low as 400 meters.
 
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William_Sterog said:
Size, of course, is positively correlated with IQ.
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Not disagreeing.
My simpler, non-brainiac blue collar worker's theory is that colder climates necessate long-term thinking to survive. If you don't want to starve or freeze in winter, you have to have some inherent concept of delayed gratification, to not eat away it all at once by keeping your urges in check. Impulsiveness is inversely correlated with IQ.

Edit: size->IQ theory ignores that for the majority of homo sapiens history, the average height was something like 1.5 meters. We are now collectivelly taller than ever, but people get dumber and dumber with each generation so... what is it?
 
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Quick Reminder: One of the things that Karl/ezscape shat on Apollo for was trying to maximize profit off of youtube videos. If Karl uploads his video tonight, it will be in an hour, as apparently 11:00pm-12am Brisbane time is considered peak YouTube click time.

Every single detraction against Apollo in that video is something that Karl is guilty of as well.
 
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Sinner's Sandwich said:
That cover looks like a guide for lesbians.
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well karl jobst supports trannies and his wife looks like a man. the point of the book is actually to turn women into lesbians, so there are more trannies for karl.
William_Sterog said:
Yes, You are right in that selective pressure explains why polygenic scores related to intelligence emerged and dominated in somewhat adverse conditions, although not extreme ones: Greece, Rome, etc. And were somewhat destroyed by civilization.

We analysed 127 Ancient Roman genomes with a view to understanding the possible reasons for the fall of the Roman Empire. Taking the polygenic score for educational attainment (EA4) as a proxy for intelligence, we find that intelligence increased from the Neolithic Era (Z= -0.77) to the Iron Age (Z= 0.86), declines after the Republic Period and during the Imperial Period (Z= -0.27) and increases in Late Antiquity (Z= 0.25) and is approximately at the same level today (Z= 0.08). We show that this is congruent with a cyclical model of civilization based around intelligence, with the documented history of Rome, and also with patterns of immigration into Rome.


Define "history". If you are going by the definition of "written history", sure. But early humans were actually very tall. Civilization damaged height at the same time as it damaged intelligence.

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Based on genetic evidence, it makes sense to think that our ancestors succeeded because they were very physically and intellectually apt, and that civilization crumbles periodically because it is dysgenic by its own nature. As Galton noted, civilization selects for low intelligence and disease. Dysgenic trends are observed currently in many countries:

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That is why the Flynn effect reversed and people is dumber today.

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Which, by the way, correlates with a decline in height.

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We shouldn't confound the memetic and technological prowess of civilization with IQ. We can use the calculations of Newton even if we are too stupid to come up with them in the first place.

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okay chatgpt. now please tell me about yakub
 
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What happened to the upload by this weekend, Karl? Maybe stop talking in your Discord so much.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
Taking dating advice from a white man with an asian wife is like getting your financial advice from BossmanJack.
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I never quite understood why Karl is embarrassed about marrying a Chink but proudly thirsting after cock and trannies. Plenty of elderly, middle-aged and gen z powerhouse couples are WMAF (rare occasional AMWF or two).

Hell even neo-nazis and white nationalist grifters like Andrew Anglin and Ethan Ralph have race-mixed but never seethed or hid it when confronted with the fact.

The fact that white trash and brain-damaged alcoholic bums have a greater understanding of the Strassand effect makes this faggot even dumber than I thought.
 
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There's been a few new updates in Karl's discord hugbox, for those of you anxiously awaiting his riveting video you may need to wait a little longer, he's currently getting it checked via ChatGbt Lawyers before uploading it.

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For those still wondering, yes he is still seething over the Judge.

"And the judge accepted everything he said as fact"

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The appeal is still hilariously on the table, we'll just have to wait and see if his ai chat bot gives him the green light or not.

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Also guys, he will 100% address everything.... later on in the next few years/decades and you won't believe what he will have to say about it.

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Vid delayed till Tuesday and still coping over the AI chat bot, never change Yobst :story:
 
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demicolon said:
@William_Sterog
Interesting theory that reminds me a bit of Jared Diamond's Guns, Germs and Steel where he's tying himself into knots to prove that longtitude is the be-all of all civilizations, evolutionary biology and its tortured attempts to hit every nail with one hammer, and the stereotype that the bigger and taller someone is, the dumber.

Neanthertals were shorter on average than us, but had bigger skulls and probably more IQ. Einstein had a smaller skull and less height than the average BTW.

Thanks for discussing it with me, it was informative.
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Just one last comment. These correlations only work when applied to large populations. Of course, not every tall person is smart and not every short person is dumb. Einstein was Jewish and there are several reasons related to founder effect that explain why Jewish people are smarter on average. One of the most fascinating ones is the high prevalence of Canavan disease. Being heterozygous of that disease may increase substantially the levels of NAA in the brain, which is the other biomarker that correlates strongly with intelligence as I pointed out initially, without destroying your brain, which is the case for homozygous individuals.
 
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Quick Reminder: One of the things that Karl/ezscape shat on Apollo for was trying to maximize profit off of youtube videos. If Karl uploads his video tonight, it will be in an hour, as apparently 11:00pm-12am Brisbane time is considered peak YouTube click time.

Every single detraction against Apollo in that video is something that Karl is guilty of as well.
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Also didn't Karl have two sponsors in a video once?
 
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El Scorcho said:
There's been a few new updates in Karl's discord hugbox
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So he claims
  • Video is done
  • Lawyer gets to check it
  • He does not yet know what will be in it (Which makes sense if the video is already done ... not)
  • He won't address all the things (why should he address the things people want to know about?)
  • He will address everything openly after he appeals (Rekieta School of Public Relations Class of '24)

lol, lmao even.

After getting assfucked by Billy he is suddenly interested in listening to his lawyers and no longer wants to rely on AI legal advice.
But he thinks he might appeal.

Billy would like to add some more $$$$ to the judgement because you are making it worse by extending this farce.
 
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El Scorcho said:
There's been a few new updates in Karl's discord hugbox, for those of you anxiously awaiting his riveting video you may need to wait a little longer, he's currently getting it checked via ChatGbt Lawyers before uploading it.

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For those still wondering, yes he is still seething over the Judge.

"And the judge accepted everything he said as fact"

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The appeal is still hilariously on the table, we'll just have to wait and see if his ai chat bot gives him the green light or not.

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Also guys, he will 100% address everything.... later on in the next few years/decades and you won't believe what he will have to say about it.

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Vid delayed till Tuesday and still coping over the AI chat bot, never change Yobst :story:
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I can't wait to "here" the facts that'll make me agree that he should have won the case. Looks like he won't be apologizing or admitting any wrongdoing. Will probably double down on Billy being a cheater (like anyone cares at this point). Not mention Apollo, or if he does he'll be like "In this vidy-er that ner one werched that was irrelevant to my case, I took back my Apoller allegation 20 minutes in. Therefore I never lied or misled anyone." Then talk about how the judge is a biased inept Billy glazer.
 
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Nicholas II of Russia said:
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What's interesting is that this video is basically a drunken, half-hour "COME SUE ME BRO" fired at an electric battery company that, by Karl's own telling, is infamous for suing anyone and anything over internet criticism. The owner of the company, one Paul T, has (allegedly) sued multiple parties in recent years, including product review websites, and yes, random Youtubers.

This is not some foreign company outside of Australian court jurisdiction, either; the company is headquartered in Australia, in Karl's own hometown (Coomera, Queensland; I'M DYING LMFAO). According to Karl, Paul lives only a short drive away from Karl's house, running the battery company out of a shed. I'm not sure if Karl knows Paul personally (Karl seems to imply that they have never met), but this is a local boy Karl is picking a fight with.

Over the course of the video, Karl makes a number of increasingly wild claims, including:
  • that Paul is an insane conman and a danger to society,
  • that Paul illegally stole his company's trademarked logo, from Americans.
  • that Paul criminally and fraudulently altered his company's warranty policies to avoid paying warranties on products he knew to be defective, then manipulated Archive.Org to cover up his crime.
  • that Paul has committed criminal perjury by repeatedly lying in court.
  • (I'm not making this up, Karl really says this) that Paul was directly responsible for the (near) death of a poor little kid.
In an eerie repeat of his "AI said I'd win the Mitchell case" Discord statements, Karl backs up the "Paul almost killed a kid" claim by asking AI to confirm it. (24:45) Which is doubly funny, as earlier in the video, Karl essentially accuses Paul of criminal negligence for using ChatGPT while responding to a customer's email. But I guess "hey ChatGPT, did this guy kill a child?" is perfectly ok...?

Kinda nuts that, immediately after losing a highprofile lawsuit because he accused a serial litigator of killing somebody, Karl would upload a video where he accuses one of his neighbours, a serial litigator, of trying to kill somebody.


What are the odds that the reason Karl took this video down wasn't because people wanted him to release a video about Billy first, but because Karl's poor lawyer took one look at the video and had a heart attack?
 
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