Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Tangential, but man, if Kabi Nagata were ten-fifteen years younger, she'd have pooned out. My Lesbian Experience with Loneliness is her famous book about her trainwreck life and eventually finding a brothel where a professional lady will touch her and say nice things--it's excruciating but at the same time, you can see where if she were the age to be perma-online and had a group of """friends""" coaching her not to be honest in her introspection, she'd have been eaten by the gender cult instead.


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As another tangent, the titular character of Pippi Longstocking would have also been held up as a metaphor for being "transmasc" in both the books and the movies, despite Pippi herself never having any issues with her "femininity" just that now with the influence of the gendercult, the "all tomboys are trans" attitude has infected society at large.
 
Tangential, but man, if Kabi Nagata were ten-fifteen years younger, she'd have pooned out. My Lesbian Experience with Loneliness is her famous book about her trainwreck life and eventually finding a brothel where a professional lady will touch her and say nice things--it's excruciating but at the same time, you can see where if she were the age to be perma-online and had a group of """friends""" coaching her not to be honest in her introspection, she'd have been eaten by the gender cult instead.


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Didn’t she also have a diaper fetish? That seems like a good predictor for trooning and pooning out
 
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this poor cat seen some things, man.
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thousand yard stare
 
As another tangent, the titular character of Pippi Longstocking would have also been held up as a metaphor for being "transmasc"
transmasc is literally any female character having an actual personality

Anyway: Have you guys got any evidence of pooners who sound male? To me I do hear them as masculine but only as if they are 13 and pubescent.

They sound froggy but please stop digging on Kermit. He's more of a man than they'll ever be
 
Although the meme has mostly died down by now, I tried Ghiblifying some classic pooner images for your entertainment (the ones that I could; the model mostly flat-out rejected most of the source images lol). The results were mostly rather meh – Ghibli makes everything into scenes against idyllic countryside backdrops, and the Ghibli style starts breaking down with images that are too off the wall – but a few got laughs out of me.

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Speaking of all the pooner/massage parlor talk, wasn’t there a pre-phallo pooner who talked about going to a massage parlor and talk the woman into rubbing her hyena clit? The woman laughed and said no girls and was unconvinced by the pooner’s insistence that she was a man.

These are usually older ladies from conservative countries and aren’t quite as open minded as the pooners think lol.
 
deadass so tired of these niggas, man.
I hate pooners too but like, theres just something so insulting seeing all these men shit on pooners given the reasons pooners poon out compared to them, even with fujos.
But then I get even more mad at pooners for constantly seeing this disgusting ass behavoir from troons yet still being pathetic cock obsessed handmaidens towards them.

Usually with incels they are left alone with society shitting on them no matter what. But these people get a pass when they objectively act way worse than the average incel.
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Meh, I hate them both and they’re both insane, but I’ll take trannies over pooners because of their lack of hypocrisy and trying to play both sides.

Yeah, troons are gross perverts, but at least they stick to the LARP.

A sizable part of pooners otoh will simultaneously try and get you fired for not respecting their pronouns one day, while the next day they’d go to a woman’s only club despite allegedly being “men”.

It’s a LARP when it suits them, while they simultaneously recognize they’re not actual men when that is easier.

You don’t see troons waddle around in lumberjack outfits and beards and talking about how women can be masculine and how silly gender stereotypes are. Pooners otoh will endlessly talk about being REAL MEN, while dressing up in makeup and a skirt the next day and present it as a courageous rebellion against gender roles.

I of course wish both sides great luck in the upcoming pooner/tranny civil war.

Speaking of all the pooner/massage parlor talk, wasn’t there a pre-phallo pooner who talked about going to a massage parlor and talk the woman into rubbing her hyena clit? The woman laughed and said no girls and was unconvinced by the pooner’s insistence that she was a man.

These are usually older ladies from conservative countries and aren’t quite as open minded as the pooners think lol.
I found it particularly hilarious how they had this weird idea of massage girls being “oh so sex positive” because they have some wacky college-feminist idea of what “sexwork” is like.

Sure lil’ dood. Before you pay, you’ll have a long conversation about the 40 year old Vietnamese lady about how you like to be touched and your challenges with being naked and vulnerable. And what pronouns you feel most comfortable with.

She totally won’t just laugh in your face and go: “You no man! Only men here!”
 
White people always name their kids bastardized Celtic names.
“Caleigh” “Brynlee” nigga you should be harvesting peat on a foggy British isle not playing soccer in suburban America.
Sorry, harvesting peat is mostly illegal here now. It’s bad for the environment :roll:

I found it particularly hilarious how they had this weird idea of massage girls being “oh so sex positive” because they have some wacky college-feminist idea of what “sexwork” is like.
And these are the twats pushing for ‘sex work is a job like any other’ shit in political circles (along with hulking hons in stripper gear who think being a hooker is peak female euphoria).

The sheer self-absorption of the tranny community is kinda fascinating, although horrifying. There has to be a huge swathe of potential PhD papers for the likes of psychologists and sociologists in the future. What a goldmine!
 
“HEEEEEYY MY FELLOW MEN! WANNA SEE ME DO PUSH-UPS?! LOOK AT ME DOODS! L”

Young pooner thinks testosterone gives you superpowers or something.

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Being physically incapable of doing even a single push up puts her in the bottom quartile of elderly women. Also, holy fuck, are modern people really this weak? No way is this list accurate at top quintile men in their 20's being anyone who can do 20 pushups. I know people are getting fat but this is just ridiculous.

Back on topic, our littlest dood should try to hit 20+ pushups without stopping to be a real man.

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