Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

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Rejoice, friends. Total Janny Death is happening. All 4cuck janitors will be phonebooked. Decisive /qa/ victory.

 

[invisibult plus+]

Why does crazy shit like this always have to happen when I need to be productive, God damn it.

Truly a happening of all time.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This is what you get for trusting in Gookmoot.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

4chan hacked? What is this, 2005?

As much as I don’t care for the site much nowadays, it always tickled me when people would blame downtime and technical issues on Hiroshima being a retard, when under Poole the site was down way more often and subject to way worse DDOS attacks, malware and glitches. Yeah there’s a big advantage for the Jap as far as experience, technical knowledge, and general security of modern systems goes but any time the site would crash for hours at most and then come back and everyone blamed new management I always remembered the huge chunks of days of complete unusable downtime, various hacks, and jpgs that would violate your hard drive, and would have a nice giggle.

 

[Buck Breaker]

https://archive.ph/Zl3N5

 

[JoeyJoJo]

A sharty user hacked 4chan

https://www.soyjak.st/soy/thread/10615723.html#10615802

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I am Glad I didn't pay for a gold account or whatever

 

[Star Classic]

eh well, I hate 4Chan now anyways. Go Soyteens I guess, probably the only thing of note to happen site-wide in forever. Maybe Gookmoot will get off his butt now and do something, but I doubt it.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Tbh I always wanted to see the 4chan mod interface
Thank you soyteens!

Unironically been waiting 20 years for this day.

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

Damn the jannies pay should be cut in half for this blunder.

 

[Homer Simpson]

I'm sure it's been said, but maybe just a slight reiteration would be okay.

The infamous hacker known as 4chan, has been hacked.

 

[Al Jolson]

You know what. Some of you little shartyniggers are alright.

 

[Perverted Monk]

4chan hasn't been fun since TORtanic.

 

[Jobama]

Hiro quit being a deadbeat pls

Reminder that it’s been almost 4 years since he’s even posted on 4chan and 6 since he actually had a conversation with the userbase.

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4504941/#4506473

 

[Nappy]

>hack a website
>embed toohooo music
this is so 2000s it soothes my old gay retarded soul

Personally woulda hit 'em with the Chirumiru

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

Salivating for janny and mod face reveals. These useless fags have made the website miserable by running little petty kingdoms on their home boards. Also, obligatory "Touhou hijack lol" (e&oe it was Miku dancing on the 'log, as the soyteens would say).

 

[Fetid Queef]

I blame jews

 

[Sneedmiser]

4chan hasn't been fun since TORtanic.

Nah, the fappening and HWINDU were pretty fun.

 

[Mos]

I really didn't expect soyteens to pull this shit off but I'm glad they did

 

[Dan Abrams]

Holy Christ. Good thing I only pay for my pass via monero. You cannot trust anyone anymore!

 

[No Face]

going to be mad af if the shartyteens started attention whoring BEFORE archiving fucking everything

please god tell me they imaged the servers, dumped the tables and exfiltrated it all (they didn't)