Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,031 18.5%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 343 6.2%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,322 41.6%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,093 19.6%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 218 3.9%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 569 10.2%

  • Total voters
    5,576
We're getting to a point where it's not a matter of if, but a question of when will Kiwis collective autism get so concentrated that a gem will be forged in the deepest pits of the video game section. Or it'll be hot ass.
The Doom mapping projects are fun, really. Maybe not Eviternity quality but the maps are soulful. Between it and the SS13 server I'm glad that people here are building less gay versions of the actual Doom and SS13 community which are filled with lolcows and drama.
 
>Oh 4chan is down, they got hacked yeah seems about right.
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>but what about the schizos
/nba/ had weapschizo, who now will have to subtweet Jason Tatum to get his gay hateboner dopamine. If Twitter filters the word Inceltic or Gaytum he has already been banned
/nfl/'s Mahommie is probably in on reddit spamming mahommes brady comps, being well received for the first day until he three reposts get him permabanned
/pw/'s Rovert has likely registered here and been banned 3 times. He's now convinced HHH is heavily involved in kiwifarms moderation and does not believe anyone doesn't know what
>still Vince
means
/tg/'s necrobumper is on Facebook posting on a second cousin's profile waiting for a reply
/vr/'s Saturn guy is registering to gamespot forums, nintendies probably migrated back to reddit and are wondering why they ever left the hugbox in the first place
/tv/'s Gadon poster is just jerking it to instagram
That's the just the schizos I know about. Think about the hundreds of boards I'm not on that are heavy into politics and anime related discussions
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The rest of the internet should quake knowing the shuttering of 4chan, even if temporary, is the opening of a Pandora box of annoying spammers they thought were contained. Gonna be a long night for jannies internet wide.
 
I don't know what's causing the recent outage but as a kf noob and recent 4chan refugee the writing was already on the wall with that shit website. The glitchy 900 second post timers that get reset if you look at them the wrong way were just the final straw for me. The admins incompetence was laughable the last couple years, asking for email registration on biz and not realizing the panic that would cause, accidentally nuking half of the small / comfy boards, and then deliberately nuking them for the april fools event. 4chan didn't just die, it was murdered.
It’s the shitty staff team and also their nonexistent sysadmin. I’ll miss it. It was fucking terrible and I had to constantly ban evade due to retarded moderation but I’ll miss it. Where am I supposed to shit on chainlink marines now?? Where do I go for steamcharts flamewars?
 
The only thing left worth for me in /mu/ was the classical music general. Kpop general got infested with coomers a long time ago, and the others are infested or getting infested by coomers.
If you think /kpg/ went to shit you should have seen what happened to /metal/. The few times I've been there since it basically became a rotten corpse in like 2017 there's either been some fucking tripfag spamming the thread on cooldown, endless circlejerks about exclusively NSBM, or some guy samfagging, literally arguing with himself for an entire fucking 24 hours. I would rather use DMU than /metal/, and that's really saying something.
 
The April Fools was terrible because it was entirely backwards, what's the point of killing slow hobby boards, to funnel everyone on /v/ and /bant/, then shove everyone on /b/ but start banning NSFW?
It should have been the reverse, close /v/ and /vg/ and /pol/ and show those monoboard plebs around the rest of the website. Maybe exempt the very slow boards like Flash for preservation so they don't get bumped out of existence.
they probably didn't want to clean up all the shitposting.
 
The rest of the internet should quake knowing the shuttering of 4chan, even if temporary, is the opening of a Pandora box of annoying spammers they thought were contained. Gonna be a long night for jannies internet wide.
I doubt it's gonna have as much of an effect as the Tumblr purge, most of the 4chan traffic is either bots or boomers who open it to goon during company hours. That is assuming the website doesn't come back up in a couple days.
 
The Doom mapping projects are fun, really. Maybe not Eviternity quality but the maps are soulful. Between it and the SS13 server I'm glad that people here are building less gay versions of the actual Doom and SS13 community which are filled with lolcows and drama.
Checking that out, I use to make levels with Doom Builder all the time. Might reinstall it.
 
4chan didn't just die, it was euthanized.
FTFY.
It’s the shitty staff team and also their nonexistent sysadmin. I’ll miss it. It was fucking terrible and I had to constantly ban evade due to retarded moderation but I’ll miss it. Where am I supposed to shit on chainlink marines now?? Where do I go for steamcharts flamewars?
Has Japmoot even been involved in running the site, or did he become an absentee janny?
 
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