Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Moist Boys]

Some fag is discussing futanari hentai. Mental illness on display.

Dickless is comparing Linux users to pot heads. Dumbest take ever. You must know the most insufferable potheads imaginable.

 

[Calzaghe2]

I check here every day to see if Lucas has 42% himself

 

[Punished Neco]

The kicker:



Nice $500 clip art collage, stupid.

This is the same person begging for donations because of a $340 bill just last week
Although to be totally fair this picture is months old at this point, so not after the begging for money for the tax service (They were using Turbotax or whatever, why an unemployed person needs to use Turbotax to work out what they owe the government is beyond me)

 

[x3firehexx]

Lucas posted a photo of his tastefully Soviet Union-themed workout station.

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Does he actually realize that the soviets would gladly shoot troons like him?
No, no seriously, like, keffals, listen up ma'guy, the soviet union, would shoot you over you being trans, no, i'm not kidding.

 

[AnOminous]

Does he actually realize that the soviets would gladly shoot troons like him?
No, no seriously, like, keffals, listen up ma'guy, the soviet union, would shoot you over you being trans, no, i'm not kidding.

Well, they'd send him to a work camp for it. They'd shoot him there but it would be for not working.

 

[Dead Lion]

Lucas posted a photo of his tastefully Soviet Union-themed workout station.

Wasn’t Keffals anti-tankie at some point? I recall him going after Hakim and second thought at some point.

Maybe the communist party of the United Kingdom has too much money that Lucas wants to redistribute to himself.

 

[Neko GF]

I check here every day to see if Lucas has 42% himself

He's a massive narc and while's completely washed as an e-celeb, things aren't quite bad enough for him to join club 41. Until we get a homeless episode, I don't think we're getting a true 41%. Unless you count him OD-ing or drinking himself to death as a true 41%.

 

[A. G. Peak]

Keffals appears to have removed those cattle prod VODs from YouTube and set the rest to members only.



His VODs on Twitch haven't been set to subscribers only. Not yet anyway.

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Here's what his live viewer count on Twitch has been since his return—a steady decline.

 

[Oliver Onions]

The cow is building a porn webscraper.
The bovine brought the cattle prod out again and reminds us of its masochism.

Chris chan is on CBR

This reads like an activation phrase. Am I about to climb a clocktower with a rifle?

Keffals appears to have removed those cattle prod VODs from YouTube

I archived all the cattle prod clips, but none of the streams. Should I upload them here for posterity or save them for a rainy day?

 

[LongDayAgain]

Realistically, how long until he 41%s himself?

 

[kazuhiro]

A couple of recent posts by Keffals on Bluesky. Look at the likes and replies.

Telling John Flynt to shut up.

Meeting weird guys online.

He wasn't hiding, he was on rumspringa. (Also, hi Kevin!)

A new selfie, plus a crossover with Phil Valens.

Spoiler: The full image

 

[Stinkyboy]

i like how these faggots pretend to be scared of the farms, but name drop is ny chance they fes

 

[Xev]

i like how these faggots pretend to be scared of the farms, but name drop is ny chance they fes

Their existences have zero purpose without the haters

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Good Lord he looks crusty and hideous. The hair looks fried, the hairdo is an obvious attempt to hide the ever-more pronounced MPB, his skin looks like shit, his eyes look shot and oh, he's also tried to dot a few freckles on his face for some reason.

 

[Ceral Funt]

And this fag still thinks he "passes"?

The fuck?

 

[Moist Boys]

The comb over isn't working anymore, Lucas.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

The comb over isn't working anymore, Lucas.

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RIGHT

 

[Oliver Onions]

Realistically, how long until he 41%s himself?

Probably never, unless he accidentally overdoses or his amhole goes necrotic. Keffals is a roach and will always find a way to survive somehow, because he's too boring to die.

A new selfie, plus a crossover with Phil Valens.

Is anyone else seeing those stupid OnlyFans freckles, obviously drawn on, or am I imagining it?

 

[Something Awful]

Is anyone else seeing those stupid OnlyFans freckles, obviously drawn on, or am I imagining it?

Lucas has been drawing freckles on his face for a while. Even gave a video tutorial at some point to teach his fans, too.



Totally normal thing for an aging, balding man to do.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Lucas has been drawing freckles on his face for a while. Even gave a video tutorial at some point to teach his fans, too.

I thought you had to be good at something to make a tutorial on it, but every day's a school day I guess.