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Hasn't Emily been going on for years? You could replace her messages with his and it'd be almost the exact same. If you think 3 days is a lot, think about the forever that Claudio's going to be in this thread for.
Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.
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Imagine being compared to Emily. Lmfao, it's over, dis nigga needs to take the L.
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Listen you cat raping pedophile, I don't take criticism from someone I wouldn't take advice from so cope harder faggot. You literally get turned on by looking at cartoon drawings of baby animals. You. Not anyone else in this thread is a confirmed degen like that. That's all you retard. Nobody cares how old you were at the time and nobody believes you magically outgrew it.
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"If I'm a pedo, you are all pedos too!"
Classic defense. Let's watch and see if this will be the record breaking first time it works.
Classic defense. Let's watch and see if this will be the record breaking first time it works.
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Yeah, but you haven't, like, ever posted proof of it, peso.
Please ignore the picture of the LEGO furry with an erection, a visible blush, and
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Holy shit, could you project a little harder please? I don't think you're projecting your own bias near hard enough. "I know I'm a pedo therefore you all must be secret pedos too!".
There's a woodchipper with your name on it coming up in your future, chupapi!
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At the very least there is a puddle with his name on it. Come on @Assistant Manajerk, do it already
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This is a pretty good OP so far, reminds me a lot of Alex's.
Have you considered putting English Transcripts on the bottom of the Spanish speaking videos? This website is mostly English speaking so I think it would be a good addition.
Have you considered putting English Transcripts on the bottom of the Spanish speaking videos? This website is mostly English speaking so I think it would be a good addition.
Hello hello, neighbors. Today I’m joining in on the criticism of the worst user on all of YouTube: Yaya Gamer—sorry, yayofan Gamer. Also known as yayotzin, Yayo, Grandpa Owl, Yaoi or something.
Now, many of you might be wondering: why are so many YouTubers obsessed with yayofan gamer?
The answer is simple: look at his channel. Go ahead, check it out for yourself—and judge.
Right off the bat, like many other text-to-speech creators have said, his channel background destroys your eyeballs. But that’s not even the worst part—he uses this mucus-green color for text that’s completely unreadable. Hahahaha what an idiot. How does he expect us to read anything when the text blends into the disgusting background? Seriously, some people on the internet are the kind that make you want to off yourself.
Let’s take a look at one of his latest videos and watch it together. Buckle up and hold onto your seats, because we’re about to enter the magical imaginary world of yayofan gamer in Friends!!!
I think by now you can already tell—you can’t read a damn thing. Good for you. The white text is less legible than my 3-year-old cousin’s handwriting, and it flashes by so fast you can’t even try to guess what it says. But don’t worry, it’s probably just another “yai” or some new “lol.”
Yeah, I know, you’re getting tired of hearing the same old broken record sounds, but there’s no solution—he always uses them. Every time. Zero originality, I swear.
Now he stops to stare at some stupid coins, just to show off the texture. Give me a break. No one cares about some damn coins that look like they were painted with the gay pride flag. Then he grabs one of the coins—nothing happens—and because nothing happens, he throws in a random Homer Simpson sound effect.
If you find that funny, you probably belong in Yayo’s cult.
What the hell is he doing? Why is he punching the air and crouching? These are just a few of the many unanswered questions you’ll have during his videos. Now he wants to show off that he “made the sky turn black,” but instead of night, it looks more like the literal end of the world. Bravo. Clap, please.
Hahahaha what a joke. He triggers a glitch—and the roof is horrendous. Someone call those guys from the home makeover shows because he just ruined Princess Peach’s castle.
Seriously, what the hell was that? Please tell me I wasn’t the only one who heard that. I swear this guy is on mushroom drugs. And now that tomato-red background—just when the show wasn’t degenerate enough, he comes out naked.
And listen to his refined English—putting the letter “T” where it doesn’t belong. That’s if you can even manage to read it, of course. He starts running in circles like “Lolo Lolo LoL”—so funny. What the actual hell. Is this the apocalypse? Hahahaha xddddddddd or a “novp.”
Congratulations—you have just witnessed the epic scene of all yayofan gamer bloopers. In every single one of his videos, he somehow impales himself. I’m convinced it’s some secret fetish.
Woof woof woof woof woof.
I bet all my money this burn wasn’t part of the script. Lolo Lolo mvm Lolo Lolo Lolo. I bet this wasn’t in the script either—and that’s the only reason it made me laugh.
Now let me introduce you to Game, the [] yayofan gamer is hooking up with. Notice how Yayo tries to place himself in the corner just so the gay guy can [] him for the gag. Enjoy the scene—it’s one of a kind.
Okay—no, it’s not. It’s over. Yeah, it’s finally over.
You’re probably in the bathroom with a knife now—and not to slice bread. Honestly, same. But what really gets me are the comments. Look at them: all giving the video 5 stars, calling it “so funny.”
The best part? Me and some friends gave the video one star, and he goes:
“Who’s putting one star on my videos?”
Someone replies: “Probably a troll.”
Hahahahahaha XD
Dude, maybe we gave it one star because we’re human—and that video makes anyone want to puke.
Let’s all go together and one-star all his videos. LoL not o uned XD yai nvm Oh my God What the fuck
Thanks for watching the video—and double thanks if you don’t give it a good rating. Because in my world, 5 stars go to a good video—not to the crap just freshly [__] out by yayofan gamer.
If you want more info on this guy, go check out the critiques by Krilling, Bill Vega’s fan, and Gonza Bomberman. Sayonara.
Now, many of you might be wondering: why are so many YouTubers obsessed with yayofan gamer?
The answer is simple: look at his channel. Go ahead, check it out for yourself—and judge.
Right off the bat, like many other text-to-speech creators have said, his channel background destroys your eyeballs. But that’s not even the worst part—he uses this mucus-green color for text that’s completely unreadable. Hahahaha what an idiot. How does he expect us to read anything when the text blends into the disgusting background? Seriously, some people on the internet are the kind that make you want to off yourself.
Let’s take a look at one of his latest videos and watch it together. Buckle up and hold onto your seats, because we’re about to enter the magical imaginary world of yayofan gamer in Friends!!!
I think by now you can already tell—you can’t read a damn thing. Good for you. The white text is less legible than my 3-year-old cousin’s handwriting, and it flashes by so fast you can’t even try to guess what it says. But don’t worry, it’s probably just another “yai” or some new “lol.”
Yeah, I know, you’re getting tired of hearing the same old broken record sounds, but there’s no solution—he always uses them. Every time. Zero originality, I swear.
Now he stops to stare at some stupid coins, just to show off the texture. Give me a break. No one cares about some damn coins that look like they were painted with the gay pride flag. Then he grabs one of the coins—nothing happens—and because nothing happens, he throws in a random Homer Simpson sound effect.
If you find that funny, you probably belong in Yayo’s cult.
What the hell is he doing? Why is he punching the air and crouching? These are just a few of the many unanswered questions you’ll have during his videos. Now he wants to show off that he “made the sky turn black,” but instead of night, it looks more like the literal end of the world. Bravo. Clap, please.
Hahahaha what a joke. He triggers a glitch—and the roof is horrendous. Someone call those guys from the home makeover shows because he just ruined Princess Peach’s castle.
Seriously, what the hell was that? Please tell me I wasn’t the only one who heard that. I swear this guy is on mushroom drugs. And now that tomato-red background—just when the show wasn’t degenerate enough, he comes out naked.
And listen to his refined English—putting the letter “T” where it doesn’t belong. That’s if you can even manage to read it, of course. He starts running in circles like “Lolo Lolo LoL”—so funny. What the actual hell. Is this the apocalypse? Hahahaha xddddddddd or a “novp.”
Congratulations—you have just witnessed the epic scene of all yayofan gamer bloopers. In every single one of his videos, he somehow impales himself. I’m convinced it’s some secret fetish.
Woof woof woof woof woof.
I bet all my money this burn wasn’t part of the script. Lolo Lolo mvm Lolo Lolo Lolo. I bet this wasn’t in the script either—and that’s the only reason it made me laugh.
Now let me introduce you to Game, the [] yayofan gamer is hooking up with. Notice how Yayo tries to place himself in the corner just so the gay guy can [] him for the gag. Enjoy the scene—it’s one of a kind.
Okay—no, it’s not. It’s over. Yeah, it’s finally over.
You’re probably in the bathroom with a knife now—and not to slice bread. Honestly, same. But what really gets me are the comments. Look at them: all giving the video 5 stars, calling it “so funny.”
The best part? Me and some friends gave the video one star, and he goes:
“Who’s putting one star on my videos?”
Someone replies: “Probably a troll.”
Hahahahahaha XD
Dude, maybe we gave it one star because we’re human—and that video makes anyone want to puke.
Let’s all go together and one-star all his videos. LoL not o uned XD yai nvm Oh my God What the fuck
Thanks for watching the video—and double thanks if you don’t give it a good rating. Because in my world, 5 stars go to a good video—not to the crap just freshly [__] out by yayofan gamer.
If you want more info on this guy, go check out the critiques by Krilling, Bill Vega’s fan, and Gonza Bomberman. Sayonara.
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Some more DMs from this Latinx cubfur, spoilered for length:
@FakeAFClausMystery, why do you keep going into my DMs to provide evidence and argue against the "group"? Why not just argue with them here in this thread, I posted your DMs before so I'm not sure what you gain from DMing me stuff when I'm just going to leak them again. As always, your story of being almost groomed by Starman3 is still FakeAF.
Sometime after Diggus Bickus's post eloquently calling @FakeAFClausMystery a coward, he sent me this DM, calling me "PETA," saying that I'm a "little bitch" hiding behind a screen, and telling me to "chase actual predators" instead of "white knighting for cartoon wolves."
I responded, explaining why all the proof he has given me so far about being "almost groomed" by Starman3 is not good enough as evidence, even admitting at this point it felt like it was real based on his reaction towards my statements:
I also clarified to him about the Worriz stuff, and noted that his arguments are eerily similar to the typical lolicon arguments:
I then asked him why he changed his story from "almost groomed" (here) to "groomed" (YouTube stream chat), and asked him why he didn't come out with this information when it was more relevant, instead of a decade after the fact.
He responds simply, and so do I.
He tells me I am trying to gaslight him, and I clarify that I meant outsiders to Kiwi Farms, also telling him my real interest in him.
He proceeds to tell me that back in colonial America, I would have been "forcefully held down as some authority cut [my] ears," and also says I called him gay?
Next page, he starts sperging about the plastic/metal thing and the "failed age calculation" thing, to which I tell him it doesn't matter. He doesn't respond for the rest of the day, probably had to take a siesta.
The next day, he makes a list of everything everyone "against" him has done so far:
I try to counter most of his statements:
After another siesta, recently (the day of writing this post), he sends a screenshot of presumably a text conversation with his boyfriend(?), so I asked him if the boyfriend(?) knew of the porn our Latinx friend here likes to jerk off to.
He types up some message while I was typing up my message responding to the "LARPing" message. I reiterate on asking him for proof about the Starman3 stuff.
I then answer his question, and clarify on the "non-sequiter" thing. He sends the same screenshot twice of him asking someone over some app about Koishi Komeiji, asking if she is "loli" and getting a lore dump in response.
I ask him why he is sending stuff about Koishi Komeiji to me, since it's not even in my profile picture. He also said it would be a shame if someone told my parents of what I was doing, saying that his partner isn't as "retarded as [me] and [my] group," and doesn't answer my Starman3 questions because "Starman3 has already been outed."
He answers my question of "why did you send info about Koishi Komeiji to me" with a vague question. I proceed to respond to the message before that.
The final message so far, my response to the vague question:
I responded, explaining why all the proof he has given me so far about being "almost groomed" by Starman3 is not good enough as evidence, even admitting at this point it felt like it was real based on his reaction towards my statements:
I also clarified to him about the Worriz stuff, and noted that his arguments are eerily similar to the typical lolicon arguments:
I then asked him why he changed his story from "almost groomed" (here) to "groomed" (YouTube stream chat), and asked him why he didn't come out with this information when it was more relevant, instead of a decade after the fact.
He responds simply, and so do I.
He tells me I am trying to gaslight him, and I clarify that I meant outsiders to Kiwi Farms, also telling him my real interest in him.
He proceeds to tell me that back in colonial America, I would have been "forcefully held down as some authority cut [my] ears," and also says I called him gay?
Next page, he starts sperging about the plastic/metal thing and the "failed age calculation" thing, to which I tell him it doesn't matter. He doesn't respond for the rest of the day, probably had to take a siesta.
The next day, he makes a list of everything everyone "against" him has done so far:
I try to counter most of his statements:
After another siesta, recently (the day of writing this post), he sends a screenshot of presumably a text conversation with his boyfriend(?), so I asked him if the boyfriend(?) knew of the porn our Latinx friend here likes to jerk off to.
He types up some message while I was typing up my message responding to the "LARPing" message. I reiterate on asking him for proof about the Starman3 stuff.
I then answer his question, and clarify on the "non-sequiter" thing. He sends the same screenshot twice of him asking someone over some app about Koishi Komeiji, asking if she is "loli" and getting a lore dump in response.
I ask him why he is sending stuff about Koishi Komeiji to me, since it's not even in my profile picture. He also said it would be a shame if someone told my parents of what I was doing, saying that his partner isn't as "retarded as [me] and [my] group," and doesn't answer my Starman3 questions because "Starman3 has already been outed."
He answers my question of "why did you send info about Koishi Komeiji to me" with a vague question. I proceed to respond to the message before that.
The final message so far, my response to the vague question:
@FakeAFClausMystery, why do you keep going into my DMs to provide evidence and argue against the "group"? Why not just argue with them here in this thread, I posted your DMs before so I'm not sure what you gain from DMing me stuff when I'm just going to leak them again. As always, your story of being almost groomed by Starman3 is still FakeAF.
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This is not just a projection, but this is a hologram of himself.
@FakeAFClausMystery cmon, DM other people is the most coward thing, It's impossible defend yourself with all proofs against you.
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Dude him going so assmad about my PFP, asking his latinx boyfriend to lore dump to him about my PFP, then using the loredump to say that I'm a lolicon, when that wasn't even said in the first place?
I shouldn't have picked Koishi as my Touhou PFP, even when he can't see me, he's thinking about me. Rent free!
I shouldn't have picked Koishi as my Touhou PFP, even when he can't see me, he's thinking about me. Rent free!
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I enjoy how this retard is out there paying money to sperg about what a pervert he is. You couldn't pay me 100 mexican pesos to say that shit as a joke.
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Lol at "Choose to not be clear about what the topic is about, causing people to be confused." @FakeAFClausMystery just because you're too retarded to follow the conversation doesn't mean that everybody else is.
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Has anyone else partaking in this "kick the cubfur" game recieved DMs from @FakeAFClausMystery besides the ones already in the OP? Over the past few days I had been getting and responding to them.
I had initally kept them private because I really did want to know if Starman3 actually groomed the guy, and so kept them private as a way to be "trustworthy." However, since all of his "proof" is based on his word or can be found on the Internet, and all he does now is threaten me in roundabout ways, I have no reason to keep the façade of "trust" and keep the DMs private.
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Alas, I have not. I think I told him to kill himself too many times
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No, it seems like he's avoiding me. He's only attempted to respond to my points on a reply to a profile post by @Glowie.
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@FakeAFClausMystery You are bitch made. Stop hiding and refute my points to my face.
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Claudio has a lot of users here on ignore, if you look at screenshots of the farms that he has sent, half of the messages are just "This has content that will grind your gears"
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Lol that would explain it. What a pussy.
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Have I truly been Ignored™? Have I been sperging into the void this whole time? Oh no bros… 