Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

four · Apr 16, 2025

Curious Curio said:
I ever wanted was to congregate with likeminded individuals that appreciate porn synced with music, and make them leak by sharing my shitty blacked phonk HMVs.

just jerk off to normal porn ffs

Lurker at the Threshold · Apr 16, 2025

Haramburger said:
Many reasons, bullying western erotic game fans for one:
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NNNNNNN · Apr 16, 2025

I know this may be late, but here are the Google Review page links for each Janny email with a valid Google account. Most of the profiles are private or haven’t left reviews anywhere. I would have only included accounts that have reviewed places, but Google blocked my IP $:\$

I’ll try to archive any review pages containing PII using archive.today.

xxXTheQuakingMallard69Xxx · Apr 16, 2025

That's great! It starts with a mistake
Banes and cakes, an aeroplane
Jannie jews are not afraid

Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself chud
Site serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs
Sneed it up a notch, sneed, grunt, no strength
The nagger starts to batter with fear of fight, down height
Wire in a fire, represent the heaven shames
In a government for hire and a cumbat site
Left her, wasn't cumming in a hurry
With the furries breathing down your neck

Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered slop
Look at that low plane! Fine, then
Uh oh, overflow, population, common group
But it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself
Site serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed
Tell me with the rapture and the rev-'rent in the right, right
You vitriolic, neurotic, slam, fight, bright light
Feeling pretty dyked

It's the end of 4chan as we know it
It's the end of 4chan as we know it
It's the end of 4chan as we know it
And I feel fine

LanceMaster01 · Apr 16, 2025

How much you guys wanna bet this is going to end up surpassing "Random Chris Updates" in terms of page count within the next five days?
I've decided to go all in, screenshot this.

vulnerable-narcissist · Apr 16, 2025

Catastrophically Retarded said:
April 15th 2025 will always be a cursed join date.

tax day kiwi time to pay your dues to us refugees

VIPPER? · Apr 16, 2025

COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST said:
A lot of the jannies' pranks seem to boil down to "make the site unusable for a day." It's rarely anything clever, like making everybody fight over Easter candy flavors.

Some of the recent ones were okay. Covid and crypto were fun and minimally disruptive. Wasn't there one that randomly assigned posters colors and was a gang war thing, too? OFC board merger day will always be the GOAT.
This most recent one and Day of the Rake were fucktrocious though. I'm not sure why they kept doing "jokes" that basically center around kicking users off the board for the day.

Catastrophically Retarded said:
April 15th 2025 will always be a cursed join date.

clearly we need SA-style join date emoticons

Zertes · Apr 16, 2025

Iwasbornapoorblackchild said:
They're talking about this site openly on the reddits now.

Do you have a screenshot? Can you post it here?

Postal_Rat · Apr 16, 2025

Forgot My Old Account :( said:
Yea pretty much. It's happened in lolcows too. Instead of looking for amusing shit like autistic people spazzing out and taking genuine joy in their ms paint drawings, it all 3 hour documentaries about how some youtuber is a sexual deviant, or activiely trying to kill the content as fast as possible by getting the amusing retard off the internet. Internet users are just bitter old faggots now.

I miss when lolcows made me laugh life was better when lolcows were people like, Chris-chan before he raped his mom, That guy who wanted to fuck mylar balloons, ADF(That guy is still funny he's just not very active now). Now every lolcow is a deranged sex criminal like Chris-chan after he raped his mom.

YoRHa No. 2 Type B · Apr 16, 2025

vulnerable-narcissist said:
tax day kiwi time to pay your dues to us refugees

A scourge on the landscape, just like Jeets.

Betonhaus · Apr 16, 2025

mikumikumikumiku said:
4chan rapefugee here. You don’t have to worry. Most of 4chan is larping nazi faggots who talk about free speech but then just call you a tranny if you disagree with any retarded maga cult programming. Rest assured knowing that none of them are here and if they are then they’re stupid enough to self dox using their twitter handle.

The doxes revealed that the mods were feds and trannies though so that's suspicious

Sicko Hunter · Apr 16, 2025

supersock12345 said:
I just noticed that the copyright date on the error page hasn't been updated since fuckin' 2015

Same year Moot left. Say what you will about Moot and how he bitched out in the end he at the very least tried to keep the site fresh, tried to keep it updated and tried to keep shit running. What does Hiro even fucking do btw? Does he even use the site?

Bill Ding · Apr 16, 2025

This single retard epoch has nearly doubled the pages of this thread. I just hope we can all band together and filter SEAniggers.

Null said:
did /b/ really have no mods?

My Dad who worked for Nintendo said he was a mod on the /b/.

VOC · Apr 16, 2025

polaris_VII said:
Fucking plebs should've cracked the Intel ME's Huffman tables and hosted the servers on a Quark running MINIX.

Theo de Raadt: OpenBSD would have fixed this :cunningpepe:

Mayfly · Apr 16, 2025

Curious Curio said:
Does anyone know of a good porn alt-chan that isn't riddled with pedos. 4chan.gay is repulsive and all I ever wanted was to congregate with likeminded individuals that appreciate porn synced with music, and make them leak by sharing my shitty blacked phonk HMVs. Just wanted to Vent, but directions to a probable place is appreciated.

That is an impossible demand.

Crackpipe Kyle · Apr 16, 2025

s0yt33n said:
It was definitely his art: https://archive.fo/8dnZM

By the way, dude has nuked his account. May we please have a moment of silence for the loss of this gay furry artwork.

I've been out of the loop with chan culture for a good while now. What's up with so many of the jannies being outed as deviant freaks? Granted winding up as a janitor for a site where the venn diagram of pedophiles, extremists, shitposters, and the mentally ill overlap to the point of being a circle puts you high in the running for the most dysfunctional spastic on earth. But you'd think they'd exercise some degree of caution in keeping their janny identities separate from the rest of their diseased antics. If for no other reason than pure shame.

babadook · Apr 16, 2025

The 'harty that 'artied the 'ans
' celsior!

SlipNHonkMach2 · Apr 16, 2025

King of Racism said:
This is what they get banning me for racism

There's nothing better then having your post deleted and being banned for racism. Meanwhile, in the very same thread, there's 10-20+ other posts being outright racists or saying nigger without deletions. In truth, it was never about the racism and more about how you probably replied to a janny who didn't take kindly with you disagreeing with them.

Absurdity · Apr 16, 2025

Just ducking in to say hi to all the 4chan refugees. We're on a goon streak.

Forgot My Old Account :( · Apr 16, 2025

Postal_Rat said:
I miss when lolcows made me laugh life was better when lolcows were people like, Chris-chan before he raped his mom, That guy who wanted to fuck mylar balloons, ADF(That guy is still funny he's just not very active now). Now every lolcow is a deranged sex criminal like Chris-chan after he raped his mom.

Chris chan raping his mom was funny though, the issue is youtubers raping people is boring.

Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

I am just here for the janny phonebooking

What the fuck is 4chan

Yotsuba&!

four

Lurker at the Threshold

Through blood and fire

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xxXTheQuakingMallard69Xxx

LanceMaster01

Fuck it, we Airstrike

vulnerable-narcissist

VIPPER?

Zertes

Postal_Rat

Embrace the end desu

YoRHa No. 2 Type B

Everything that lives is designed to end.

Betonhaus

Irrefutable Rationality

Sicko Hunter

Spent several years being patriotic.

Bill Ding

VOC

Mayfly

Mersh Stole My Cat

Crackpipe Kyle

babadook

SlipNHonkMach2

Absurdity

N'Farius Sneed

Forgot My Old Account :(