Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

"If I'm a pedo, you are all pedos too!"

Classic defense. Let's watch and see if this will be the record breaking first time it works.

Nope. Not the case, you are just projecting AND following mob rule dynamics.

When kiwifarms is inevitably hacked by someone that YOU made angry, I wonder what will people find out about you. I am quite the patient guy.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Did you know? Being unable to not comprehend how you would read from the outside is a sign of low intelligence?

If you did, or didn't, then why are you saying that out loud? No one said that.

So you did have nonconsensual sex with the cat?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

@FakeAFClausMystery cmon, DM other people is the most coward thing, It's impossible defend yourself with all proofs against you.

All proof against you*.

ESL moment, Maduro-bitch.

So you did have nonconsensual sex with the cat?

I am starting to think you have some sort of neurological disorder. Why are you on the internet unsupervised?

You can send a message to Talk To Staff to have all his deleted messages restored and his edit/delete buttons taken away.

I deleted nothing you omega-retard. Do you think I am that much of a coward?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I am starting to think you have some sort of neurological disorder. Why are you on the internet unsupervised?

Did you know? Being unable to not comprehend how you would read from the outside is a sign of low intelligence?

 

[crackers breakfast]

I am starting to think you have some sort of neurological disorder. Why are you on the internet unsupervised?

true: there are genuinely autistic people on farms
false: i don't think there are unbanned cub enthusiasts, since pedos and zoosadists get exposed here and have a thread here and/or banned, just like you
and well cub is gross too, just like lolis and shota

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Why do you think everyone on KF is out to get Synth and his fans? 90% of the userbase doesn't care, we just want to see spergs like you lose your god damn mind over the internet.

Oooooh. Nice strawman. I never said that. 2/5 Try harder.

Keep going bro, you're ONE reply away from proving all of us wrong that it's totally not weird to jerk off to furry cub lego porn.

Wasn't cub porn. Keep projecting though! People like you are, at least, getting themselves killed by their own stupidity everyday. Can you please be next? Make sure no one goes to jail for that tho, accident or not.

You had at least 3 degenerate furry porn accounts with your username attached to it, nigga what are you talking about.

So? You are IMPLYING I still consume it, but you can't prove it.

can't quote op directly for some reason just gonna paste that shit

That Maya segment is an obvious mischaracterization of what I wrote. Keep digging that hole deeper, buddy.

In fact, please go to an alley, find a black man, and say the n word to him. That would be the only benefit you would give to this world.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

and say the n word to him

Can't even muster the balls to say "nigger". Lol.
Hey Claus, how would you feel if you hadn't eaten breakfast this morning?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

As an amateur detective, I deduce that there can be only two suspects in the cat rape.

Claudio-A kid who has an unquenchable sexual attraction to small animals.

Or an unknown person who lives in the neighborhood who also shares Claudio's sick fetishes.

Given that it is highly unlikely that two people who are cat rapists live next door to each other, I have to use Occam's razor to conclude that Claudio was the cat rapist.

Case closed

 

[crackers breakfast]

Wasn't cub porn. Keep projecting though! People like you are, at least, getting themselves killed by their own stupidity everyday. Can you please be next? Make sure no one goes to jail for that tho, accident or no

so you are implying that porn you comissioned was aged up
does it really change the fact that you in fact did commission once (and maybe more times) cub porn?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

As an amateur detective, I deduce that there can be only two suspects in the cat rape.

1. I never said I found the cat by myself, retard. Learn to read. I also said there were 2 witnesses for the pick up the injured cat. You really need to go to the hospital, your brain is just not working.

Claudio-A kid who has an unquenchable sexual attraction to small animals.

You wish. Pride comes before the fall.

Or an unknown person who lives in the neighborhood who also shares Claudio's sick fetishes.

That's just you. I wouldn't trust you on taking care of any animal or child.

Given that it is highly unlikely that two people who are cat rapists live next door to each other, I have to use Occam's razor to conclude that Claudio was the cat rapist.

Case closed.

You know. I personally have wished people like you stopped doing these baseless accusations.

But now, I want you to keep doing it. Anger the wrong person, they'll do the world a favor sooner or later.

so you are implying that porn you comissioned was aged up
does it really change the fact that you in fact did commission once (and maybe more times) cub porn?

Holy shit.

You are seriously very retarded. I feel bad for your parents.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Holy shit.

You are seriously very retarded. I feel bad for your parents.

Are your parents happy they raised a child who has never had a friend, never had any romantic experience beside ERPing in Twitter DMs, and jacks off to his sick twisted fetishes that probably started because of the amount of pets he grew up with? I'm curious, because if you're their only child, they probably feel like failures.

 

[Tread Miller]

Most of it from me. Sad.

It's almost like all you have is conjecture, imaginations and what-ifs for "my case".

None of it is "conjecture," "imaginations," or "what-ifs," just assumptions that most normal non-Latinx non-ESL non-furries would make upon reading YOUR words.

At least you had the cajones to actually respond to this thread instead of running to DMs with me.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

All proof against you*.

ESL moment, Maduro-bitch.

I am starting to think you have some sort of neurological disorder. Why are you on the internet unsupervised?

I deleted nothing you omega-retard. Do you think I am that much of a coward?

Tripple posting is the best defense I've heard.

Good job telling us evil kiwi's @FakeAFClausMystery . I'm very inclined to believe you the more you act like @Emily Cassidy

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Are your parents happy they raised a child who has never had a friend, never had any romantic experience beside ERPing in Twitter DMs, and jacks off to his sick twisted fetishes that probably started because of the amount of pets he grew up with? I'm curious, because if you're their only child, they probably feel like failures.

Said the dude with a Touhou profile picture, libeling people online, WHILE ruining their own case against a strawman he made up by himself. Funny.

Next you'll say you are heterosexual. That would be a good joke too.

None of it is "conjecture," "imaginations," or "what-ifs," just assumptions that most normal non-Latinx non-ESL non-furries would make upon reading YOUR words.

At least you had the cajones to actually respond to this thread instead of running to DMs with me.

Sure. And the sky is green, Tread retard. All of you deserve what you'll get when your days on this Earth end.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

But now, I want you to keep doing it. Anger the wrong person, they'll do the world a favor sooner or later.

Okay, just remember this for later that you specifically asked me to make baseless accusations on you.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Said the dude with a Touhou profile picture

Isn't your boyfriend a Touhou fan? He knows more about the character in my PFP then I do.

 

[Tread Miller]

Sure. And the sky is green, Tread retard. All of you deserve what you'll get when your days on this Earth end.

Of course, no wonder you think the sky is green; your ancestors had no distinction between the words "blue" and "green":


Anyways, why did you go to my DMs and no one else's? Am I the only attention you get in your life? You should break up with your Latinx boyfriend, he clearly isn't pulling his weight in the relationship if you have to go to me to chat.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Of course, no wonder you think the sky is green; your ancestors had no distinction between the words "blue" and "green":
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Wow.

Unable to detect sarcasm? Holy shit, you are sub 90 IQ for real. Sucks to be you.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Wow.

Unable to detect sarcasm? Holy shit, you are sub 90 IQ for real. Sucks to be you.

Does your totally real and not pretend boyfriend know you raped a cat to death?

 

[Tread Miller]

Wow.

Unable to detect sarcasm? Holy shit, you are sub 90 IQ for real. Sucks to be you.

I don't know, if I were you I wouldn't be calling anyone "sub 90 IQ" considering your behavior so far.

ETA:

If I'm bitch made.

You are whore made. That's worse.

Take the hint.

You're "bitch made" because you keep running to DMs with me instead of addressing the thread proper and you have used Xenforo's ignore function for MULTIPLE Kiwi Farmers, can't even tolerate a little poking from some of us?

All proof against you*.

ESL moment, Maduro-bitch.

You yourself hate "European-Americans" and use that term as an insult, you have no place to be correcting people on the European-American's language.

1. I never said I found the cat by myself, retard. Learn to read. I also said there were 2 witnesses for the pick up the injured cat. You really need to go to the hospital, your brain is just not working.

How about you get text, audio, or video testimony from those witnesses? The problem with most of your statements is that your only evidence to the contrary is your word and your word alone, which is not enough to convince any of us away from the evidence we can see with our own eyes. If you want people to stop assuming you raped the cat, bring in proof from those two witnesses that is more than just, "they just like said that, hombre, mierda!"