Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[American Castration]

Gen X Gamer is trying to message Karl telling him to get out of his patter echo-chamber.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vMtX355Awk

The 8-minute mark on is poignant, talking about how Karl Jobst cannot just take an "L", literally.

There was an excellent article around 2021 called something like, "The Lessons of Sports" or some such. It was written by a Boomer or early X-er. The guy was shocked at seeing his grandchildren and grand-nephews and their peers just spazzing out whenever their side (implied they were shitlibs) lost at anything, even random political debates at the dinner table. He noted how all the kids who played sports always handled losing more calmly. That's life. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. Either way, if you competed well, you walk away with some measure of pride, and lessons learned.

These kids who grow up never being pushed, never facing legitimate competition, never learn that. They think that reacting to losses like this:

....is totally acceptable.

If Karl Jobst had wrestled, or played rugby or soccer or whatever they do in Australia, he would've never been in this position, and he definitely would've grasped that he lost a long, long time ago.

 

[Radola Gajda]

What makes him an exceptional lolcow is that he intentionally got himself sued so that he could go to court with a Chewbacca defense and Moistcr1tikal as his star witness. The fact that he is still refusing to concede even with an $800,000 bill sitting on his desk is just the icing on the cake.

He learned from the best.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

Does anyone follows Jirard the Completionist on X? His account is private, but I wonder, if he plans to sue Karl after hearing about the lost lawsuit against Billy.

If Jirard sues, those charity ledgers become discoverable. Based on all the bullshit statements Jirad was spewing it sounds absolutely sketchy.

He should sit this one out.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

They sold their house after only two years of owning it and considering they have a kid, that doesn't make them seem all that well off financially. Plus you have to consider how him deleting a sponsored video the same day he uploaded it will affect future sponsorships.

He sold the house because it went up in value by a lot, not because they were struggling.

 

[Frog The Dry Socket]

Hey, Karl...

Can you hop on here real quick and describe how amazing an experience getting sued is now versus when you made that statement at the outset of all this?

 

[shoashuffle]

He sold the house because it went up in value by a lot, not because they were struggling.

Hey dipshit. All houses went up in Queensland. He begged Billy to settle and pay for his fees on the same day he sold his house.

 

[Radical Rizzlamist]

I don't really care for MBT personally (I get yugioh recommendations), but it was pretty funny to see a random Jobst stray in the wild:
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He is 100% the kind of retarded to believe what a fucking AI says over objective reality lmao

The computer program can tell you all day long you should’ve won but Billy’s calling albino boy better pay up

There’s a growing contingent of retards who can’t square the circle of AI vs reality and believe the latter MUST conform to the former, not the other way around, and it’s not just boomers anymore

 

[Drama Trauma]

If Jirard sues, those charity ledgers become discoverable. Based on all the bullshit statements Jirad was spewing it sounds absolutely sketchy.

He should sit this one out.

Well, as a non-lawyer content CONSOOMER, I hope he does sue him in an overconfident spite. It would be entertaining for sure, especially when he realizes how stupid thing he did.

 

[Ofcom Enforcer]

YouTube still dropping.

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

YouTube still dropping.

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Would be very funny to see him drop under a million. Maybe when the "apology" video is uploaded (optimistic) it will happen.

 

[Frog The Dry Socket]

YouTube still dropping.

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Ouch!

At this point, he might want to go the maximum sympathy route by holding his son and petting a few rented dogs in this mythical video he "plans to release".

 

[huckbeine]

=

I have said that the lawsuit was about me accusing Billy Mitchell of pushing apollo legends to suicide, but I'm sorry that you think that I lied to you and you think the lawsuit was about Billy's donkey kong scores

but seriously, if the video comes out, will still he have that smug confidence or be like a crying bitch asking for forgiveness

 

[DerelictOnion]

The thumbs up/down ratio of this video would be interesting to see for sure.

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

but seriously, if the video comes out, will still he have that smug confidence or be like a crying bitch asking for forgiveness

I am betting he will do both, first 30 seconds - 1 minute cry like a little bitch to try and get some sympathy back then by the time the Zoomers click off he will act like a smug faggot again as usual. He is incapable of seeing when he does the wrong thing and therefore stop being a retard.

 

[Radola Gajda]

Would be very funny to see him drop under a million. Maybe when the "apology" video is uploaded (optimistic) it will happen.

If he has same attitude as he has in social media posts.
I dindu nuffin wang it is all your fault for not doing enough research. Also I only lost because Mitchell bribed judge...
There is good chance he will bleed enough subs to drop under 1 million.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

YouTube still dropping.

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Can't see the exact numbah but it's a curious one

Universe wills it the only number of his above the King's is debt

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Next up: "I was too busy taking my son to piano and soccer lessons. I have a child. I just don't have the time"

Picking up boulders.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Picking up boulders.

"Sorry KiwiFags, life does not always turn out like you think it will."

 

[PoopyFarts]

I don't know if this has been mentioned, but Goose put a poll on his channel asking if his fans wanted a video about his and Karl's history. The yes won out, and he's talking about making a lore type video concerning Apollo, Karl, and himself.

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

I don't know if this has been mentioned, but Goose put a poll on his channel asking if his fans wanted a video about his and Karl's history. The yes won out, and he's talking about making a lore type video concerning Apollo, Karl, and himself.

Considering this whole thing really started with Karl teaming up with EZScape to shit on Apollo Legend for defending RWhiteGoose, we really are going to go full circle.