Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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I don't know if this has been mentioned, but Goose put a poll on his channel asking if his fans wanted a video about his and Karl's history. The yes won out, and he's talking about making a lore type video concerning Apollo, Karl, and himself.
I really hope he contacts Billy for a commission based sponsor deal for Rickey's Hotsauce.. Use code "TheKingWon" for 10% off.
Just to piss Karl off.
 
This fucking nigger.
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You know what, Karl, appeal. If this is your Capo, I want to see the absolute clown show of an appeal.
 
"Billy, sorry. I was greedy and it was wrong to defame you. I am willing to make things right to my best abilities and i would like to personally apologize to you."

There, was that so hard?

This is the best thing he can do but also the last thing he will do.

Billy seems like a person you can negotiate with...
 
"Billy, sorry. I was greedy and it was wrong to defame you. I am willing to make things right to my best abilities and i would like to personally apologize to you."

There, was that so hard?
This is the same man that got so offended over a popcorn emoji in Discord he banned members for it. I think you are giving him too much credit for even suggesting it as an option, he is going to keep doubling down.
 
This fucking nigger.
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You know what, Karl, appeal. If this is your Capo, I want to see the absolute clown show of an appeal.
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h/t to the Kiwi Gent who archived on archive.ph before me.

Now I will go and read this retardation and consider if the judge should go after him for it.
Trannycat went from "this judge is very intelligent" to "this judge is a big sucker".

Really interesting to read this cope.

I infer gullibility both because of how wrong Barlow got this ruling, and because I don’t see how any of this helps Barlow or his reputation.
lol, lmao.

[...]Barlow chose to be Billy Mitchell’s fool, and he chose to do it for free. This makes him a colossal dupe, who as a professional judge allowed a practiced hustler to manipulate him. And all the evidence he needed was right in front of him the whole time.
I really hope this deluded fool and Karl keep discussing legal strategy and go for the appeal. It want to see this garbage read in court.

I do not speak for Karl Jobst. I did not consult him on this piece. I did not seek his input in drafting this. And Karl has no idea what I’ve written.
Yet his entire legal strategy ran along the lines of his narrative, he posted the defamatory statements, later repeated by Karl, on his discord and in comment sections and he keeps repeating the entire litany of braindead accusations, including reddit sources, to this day. He was not a defendant, but his narratives got summarily destroyed. No wonder he hates this judge so much.
 
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This guy has actual, literal, Billy Mitchell Derangement Syndrome. What does he care so much that some guy cheated at an arcade game that he dedicated an entire website to it?
Here's the thing: That domain was originally Billy's. This obsessive freak kept waiting until it expired so he could snipe it. He fucking flew from Washington state to Brisbane multiple times so that he could seethe and make deranged, biased 'reviews' of the case.

Billy genuinely needs a restraining order on this man, he is more obsessed than any alog I've seen.
 
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35k words of schizobabble about how Billy deserved it for cheating at Donkey Kong.
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Billy, please file a restraining order on this freak.
This guy has actual, literal, Billy Mitchell Derangement Syndrome. What does he care so much that some guy cheated at an arcade game that he dedicated an entire website to it?
No you fool, you do not understand! Apollo Legend did not mention Billy Mitchell in his goodbye video, because the super evil mastermind Billy would surely enforce the NDA against his family who were not party to the NDA, or against the "estate" that consisted of tax debt. Billy is still totally at fault. Trust me bro.

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I swear tranny bros, this judge has no idea what publication means, it is just semantics that Karl had the defamatory statements available over two different time periods. That does not constitute republication! Trust me bro, I know better than this fool judge!
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This guy better get ready for his own lawsuit, because this blog post sounds like he wants to give the King some money too.
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@Ofcom Enforcer (I can't highlight/reply to the specific part for some reason)
For the purposes of research, I watched one of her streams without commenting. She gets about 150 viewers. Before I saw that, I assumed Karl was hunting famous streamers who got too big for their boots. This girl just fucks around on stream with her friends in front of basically nobody. She probably has a real job because that's not enough viewers for a career. A couple people in chat brought up the Billy judgement and she acknowledged it. She seems nice. I'm not simping, I was just shocked that big YouTubers all seemed to gang up on this girl for essentially pranking her friends and small community. Karl's two videos on her have 1.4 million views and 2.2 million views respectively.
Someone pointed out what you got wrong about the MGRR guy, but your post was mostly correct! Except for the part I quoted above, here's what actually happened with the girl, from what I remember:
  • She faked a blindfolded boss kill to her community.
  • One of her mods posted it on Asmongold’s subreddit to get his attention.
  • Asmongold praised her, and she got a flood of new viewers.
  • A really small YouTuber made a video claiming she cheated.
  • She used her original simp base plus her new viewers to discredit the guy.
  • Asmongold took her side.
  • Two “cheating exposé” YouTube channels stepped in to prove she actually cheated.
  • Karl Jobst jumped on the drama for free views, while also giving those 2 channels exposure, as usual, he didn’t really know what was going on and just repeated what others were saying about how she cheated.

Some sources:
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The small youtuber in question who first exposed it but was made fun of for it despite being right:

TL;DR: She tried to get famous through her "video game skills", it wasn't just a joke for her own community, got caught cheating, and Karl used the situation like many others for displate sponsorship money as usual.

Everything about the ersatz_cats guy is correct and the guy can't stop digging a hole.
 
This fucking nigger.
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You know what, Karl, appeal. If this is your Capo, I want to see the absolute clown show of an appeal.
During the trial, this schizo Billy stalker was tirelessly praising the judge, repeatedly calling him "astute", among many other compliments. Then reality hits and, because he's a deranged moron, he does a 180-degree turn.


(Note that I screencapped and archived just a few of the times he praised the judge's intelligence and impariality. There were many more. Don't know if he's gone and retconned those, now.)
 
No you fool, you do not understand! Apollo Legend did not mention Billy Mitchell in his goodbye video, because the super evil mastermind Billy would surely enforce the NDA against his family who were not party to the NDA, or against the "estate" that consisted of tax debt. Billy is still totally at fault. Trust me bro.

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I swear tranny bros, this judge has no idea what publication means, it is just semantics that Karl had the defamatory statements available over two different time periods. That does not constitute republication! Trust me bro, I know better than this fool judge!
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A) There are ways around an NDA. For example, the "donkey man" is the cause of my demise.

B) Apollo was smart enough to know that.

C) This troon, along with Karl, was responsible for the video that Apollo singled out as the final push for his suicide.

The troon is in a full Raskolnikov nervous breakdown.
 
During the trial, this schizo Billy stalker was tirelessly praising the judge, repeatedly calling him "astute", among many other compliments. Then reality hits and, because he's a deranged moron, he does a 180-degree turn.
And he is really really salty that the judge did not look for evidence himself.
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All across this document he is trying to spin the narrative that the judge has looked at outside sources for supporting evidence and neglected to do so for the "right" evidence, thereby trusting Billy and taking his word, instead of doing his "own research" where it would have been easy to find evidence for what a terrible human being Billy is AND more important that Karl had every reason to believe what he said about the suicide being caused by Billy to be true.

Absolute fucking giga cope. If that will be the basis for an appeal I will laugh my ass off.
Literally accusing the judge of lying.

[...]this really is a massive lie of omission on the part of Barlow

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Newsflash Tranny_Cat, the judge did not accept any of those things as evidence, because none of it has any evidentiary value for the pleading Karl submitted.
None of those sources can qualify that anything Karl said held any substantial truth at any point in time.
He would have had to plead another defense to argue "I had reason to believe it was true".
Karl did in fact present zero evidence that could reasonably prove that the statements he made were the truth.
 
This fucking nigger.
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You know what, Karl, appeal. If this is your Capo, I want to see the absolute clown show of an appeal.
I don't want to read all that. I just want to know how the judge is "gullible" though. The facts of the matter are that Karl made up a story and said that Billy made a man kill himself. He took it town, then republished it despite having several sources tell him it was wrong. He also lied and said that Billy didn't try to contact him about it. Then Karl made a shitty retraction segment hidden at the end of an unrelated video. Then he proved malice by making 20 videos about Billy despite being sued by him and then going on a podcast saying how he'll be a sore winner to him. He also crowdfunded money from people without telling them what the actual lawsuit was about.

Karl never presented a good defense for any of this. Billy can be a huge liar and a cheater (which he is), but this has nothing to do with the actual case. Trying to force the case to be about the Donkey Kong scores was a retarded strategy. Imagine if Billy was accused of murder (which he kind of was). You wouldn't prove his guilt by calling him a cheater.

In my view, the judge was completely unbiased. We can get caught up on all the video game stuff, but the real point of the proceedings were about the actual defamatory statements. Which once again, Karl just wanted to pretend that's not what it was about.

It's pretty funny, ersatz was praising the judge all throughout his other posts, until of course Karl lost. But the reason for the verdict is solid. Karl fucked up in every way you can fuck up. Just because Billy is an asshole doesn't mean he's not right in this one instance.
 
I just want to know how the judge is "gullible" though.
Simple. He (Ersatz_Cats) claims that the judge simply believed things Billy presented, read everything in a favorable light for Billy, did independent research that supported Billy and on the other hand was biased against Karl based on how the judge characterizes him, that he did not go look for not-admissible evidence himself to support Karl's claim, and then this part is especially memorable.

The judge supposedly went out of his way to defame Karl and designed his ruling to portray him that way, despite that obviously being untrue.

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No you dumb bald Nigger, you cannot defame yourself. If you want to correct a false claim, you have to mention the false claim.
Replaying those exact words is required to actually counter them.

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This is too funny to me. Are judges now supposed to accept witness claims about evidence that is not submitted to the court for various reasons?
"Mr. Jobst has submitted evidence on the basis of 'Trust me bro', therefore he is not guilty. Judgement against the King of Kong, immediate execution by Dragon-slaying Lance!"
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And he is really really salty that the judge did not look for evidence himself.
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All across this document he is trying to spin the narrative that the judge has looked at outside sources for supporting evidence and neglected to do so for the "right" evidence, thereby trusting Billy and taking his word, instead of doing his "own research" where it would have been easy to find evidence for what a terrible human being Billy is AND more important that Karl had every reason to believe what he said about the suicide being caused by Billy to be true.

Absolute fucking giga cope. If that will be the basis for an appeal I will laugh my ass off.
Literally accusing the judge of lying.



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Newsflash Tranny_Cat, the judge did not accept any of those things as evidence, because none of it has any evidentiary value for the pleading Karl submitted.
None of those sources can qualify that anything Karl said held any substantial truth at any point in time.
He would have had to plead another defense to argue "I had reason to believe it was true".
Karl did in fact present zero evidence that could reasonably prove that the statements he made were the truth.

The obvious "source" for the claim that Billy bankrupted Apollo Legend was, almost without question, ersatz_cats himself. He's such an obsessed lunatic he likely has a dozen burner accounts on social media dedicated to astroturfing attacks on Billy Mitchell.

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Karl Jobst eagerly fell for ersatz_cats's dumb lies, without fact checking, because he wanted the clicks. And because he's stupid.
 
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