Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[hard boiled egg]

Pre-T Pooners with no surgery are baffled and humiliated when others do not LARP with them.

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I am not on T yet, but to me, I look quite masc. Now for some reason, everytime I talk to someone I don't know, they will use the right name (Elias) but then proceed to she/her me. In what world is Elias a "girls name" ?

I am guessing it's because of my "high" voice, but still. They hear my name and think "oh yeah thats a girl right there". It's especially annoying since I'm at an internship this week, and despite them knowing my name and the main lady I talked to knows I'm trans, they keep on using she/her pronouns one me. I thought I passed quite well, but apparently I'm still the little girl that I grew up as.

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Long story short, I'm in college. I'm 20 years old and pre-t. I actively dress like a male and talk like one in class. I even have it in my bio and my name is masculine. I've also openly said I am trans in class when introducing myself with new instructors.

Today, a classmate said "(my name) needs the tape, can you give it to her?" my heart literally dropped. Like... do you not know that I'm a man? Or what? I even have a fucking transgender pin on my name tag on my desk. So I don't know if you're TRYING to be an asshole or if you genuinely don't know. But nobody corrected her when people usually do. (People have when teachers did it.) but this person also talked about lesbian fanfiction the other day?? So I don't know.

I just felt humiliated because she said "her" so fucking loudly.

Unfortunately for pooner #1 boy names on girls has been on the rise (Elliot, Wyatt, James, Dylan) so it's that much harder for true believers to take you as a true and honest manlet. Better name yourself something unsexy and unsoft like Kevin or Patrick.

Actually, I'm sure it's been said before but it's interesting to see how when pooners rename themselves they go for something that's trending with baby names right now (soft vowel sounds like Noah, Elias, Lucas, Elijah) and not names that would have been popular 20ish years ago around the time they were born (Alexander, Tyler, Christopher, Anthony). MTFs who aren't naming themselves Lilith have a better time fitting in name wise because they don't think of the current trends and just steal one off a similarly aged girl they wish they skinwalked in highschool.

 

[Sloppa]

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Your dad is right bud, you are a fag.

Maybe it's just a way for lonely autistic men to make friends?

 

[allandnothing]

In today's episode of "heterosexuality with extra steps":

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None of the two are particularly attractive, but they made a cute couple. Now they steeped into uncanny valley territory.

I check this guy’s profile every once in a while actually. It’s a hoot. He constantly posts pictures on r/oldhagfashion and every single one is the exact. Same. Pose. (He’s striking that pose in this photo as well). He had 5 minutes of fame after a Newsweek puff piece was written about him paying reddit photoshoppers to photoshop him in a dress into a picture with his dead mom. No screenshots cause mobilefag but I’ll try and pull some together later.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Don’t have time for screenshots rn but the meltdown over the U.K. Supreme Court ruling is delicious. Inject it straight into my veins. Pick a subreddit, any subreddit. I’m sure bluski is even better.

 

[Fapcop]

Just a reminder:
The existence of intersex deformities does not justify organized child castration.
It's bizarre that they think this is a good argument, let alone a smug gotcha.
Likewise various reproductive oddities of the animal kingdom.

Yeah, weird shit happens sometimes.

But still. We don’t go: “Human lifespan is really hard to define!” Because a few kids get cancer and die. Nor do we say: “We don’t really know how many digits humans have!” Because some people lose their thumbs in industrial accidents or weird birth defects.

 

[Caesar]

Surprisingly, many replies are somewhat scathing towards this approach- but nevertheless the OP is sitting at 1k likes (and counting).

Including yours it looks like, hmmm

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Including yours it looks like, hmmm

I'm assuming you're referring to the updoot count that I highlighted in Snipping Tool for emphasis. Perhaps I should have made that clearer.

I do not have a Reddit account as I am neither a pedophile nor a tranny (not that there is a significant distinction between the two).

 

[Law]

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What are "repessors"? Coomers who resist the urge to troon? A new man-made horror beyond my comprehension?

I've seen it in other troons

I'm friends with a trans woman who tells people that he's intersex because he was born with a hypospadia. For those who don't know a hypospadia is a condition that can only occur on penises. I've also seen they/she women claiming that PCOS is an "intersex condition" or that getting one or two chin hairs from wacky hormones makes them "non-binary".

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

I'm friends with a trans woman

You deserve better.

 

[Candidate No 7]

Don’t have time for screenshots rn but the meltdown over the U.K. Supreme Court ruling is delicious. Inject it straight into my veins. Pick a subreddit, any subreddit. I’m sure bluski is even better.

Happy to oblige. These are all retweets of the Guardian's article. Too many to bother transcribing.






(this one is hilarious. ↑ They really see themselves as enhanced super-women.)




Aussie ↑ Bonus mugshot to feed your nightmares:





Right, that's enough for now but there is plenty more on Bluesky.

 

[Caesar]

I'm assuming you're referring to the updoot count that I highlighted in Snipping Tool for emphasis. Perhaps I should have made that clearer.

I do not have a Reddit account as I am neither a pedophile nor a tranny (not that there is a significant distinction between the two).

You're on my tranny in disguise watch list now

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Happy to oblige. These are all retweets of the Guardian's article. Too many to bother transcribing.
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(this one is hilarious. ↑ They really see themselves as enhanced super-women.)


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Right, that's enough for now but there is plenty more on Bluesky.

Why do they associate all their woes with Rowling and no one else? It's not like it was she alone who won this. Even if all Harry Potter media suddenly went up in smoke today, most of human kind would still prefer men in skirts and their fellow eunuchs to stay out of women's spaces.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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The UK Supreme Court has ruled that a woman is someone who is biologically female. I assume their next order of business was to rule that grass is green and water is wet.

Noted troon and obsessed JK Rowling Critic India Willoughby (who astonishingly doesn't appear to have a thread yet) has already grabbed the mic to tell us all about how this ruling, which won't significantly change anything, will be the end of trans rights in the UK. The article he wrote can be found here, for those who want to read the amusing reeing of an clout chasing middle-aged troon. Rowling gets a mention, naturally.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

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The UK Supreme Court this afternoon has ruled that a woman is someone who is biologically female. I assume their next order of business was to rule that grass is green and water is wet.

Noted troon and obsessed JK Rowling Critic India Willoughby (who astonishingly doesn't appear to have a thread yet) has already grabbed the mic to tell us all about how this ruling, which won't practically change anything, will be the end of trans rights in the UK. The article he wrote can be found here, for those who want to read the amusing reeing of an irrelevant middle-aged troon.

Stole this from FB:



Hell yeah LFG

 

[Candidate No 7]

Why do they associate all their woes with Rowling and no one else? It's not like it was she alone who won this. Even if all Harry Potter media suddenly went up in smoke today, most of human kind would still prefer men in skirts and their fellow eunuchs to stay out of women's spaces.

Because the Guardian article said it was backed by her. Actually crowdfunded by over 5,000 people though she made a huge donation. (Amusingly, the headline has been neutralised a bit from Critics of trans rights win UK supreme court case over definition of woman to Legal definition of woman is based on biological sex, UK supreme court rules.)

But fear not because:
It's time to fight back!


I look into my crystal ball and I see... I see... lots of hilariously cringe photos and no effect whatsoever.

 

[NO TROONS]

Im loving seeing all the tranny meltdowns on reddit this morning over the supreme court ruling LOL

Some of the mods were clarifying in the comments that they will use their power to continue to ban people who call trans women men, and there were also a bunch of troons angry over how the judge referred to us as "biological women" instead of cisgender.

Seethe trannies

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Why do they associate all their woes with Rowling and no one else? It's not like it was she alone who won this. Even if all Harry Potter media suddenly went up in smoke today, most of human kind would still prefer men in skirts and their fellow eunuchs to stay out of women's spaces.

Lots of reasons.
- They’ve actually heard of her.
- They feel betrayed by her, because while they’re all pretending they never liked Harry Potter and it was always shit, those books were their Bible.
- They like the idea that there’s one person whom they can rape to death in order to bring about the troon utopia.
- Outside of the UK, they don’t really know anything about how this country works.

Anyway, here’s a troon seething hard:

This question was so important that they had to spam it everywhere:

Unfortunately, a conspiracy of TERFs has leapt into action:

 

[Caesar]

Stole this from FB:

Cuz women famously talk like this

They're so kicking off over nothing so far anyway. This could have wider reaching consequences in the law but this ruling mainly refers to the equality act for now - oh no, they can't access rape crisis centers for women, how awful! The victims are such easy pickings there! This is so unfair!

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

how the judge referred to us as "biological women" instead of cisgender.

The trans cult doesn't like it when people speak language not approved by the cult.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Why do they associate all their woes with Rowling and no one else? It's not like it was she alone who won this. Even if all Harry Potter media suddenly went up in smoke today, most of human kind would still prefer men in skirts and their fellow eunuchs to stay out of women's spaces.

Adding to the great reasons my fellow Kiwis have offered up, I think a big reason is that they're all delusional enough to think the extremely censored internet hugboxes they live in reflect how other people feel about trannies. They think because people are courteous to them IRL out of fear of violence or getting canceled that means the general public actually believes transwomen are women. Ladies, hate to break it to you but they fucking don't. And troons' flagrant degeneracy and post-Trump chimpouts are converting more TERFs every day.

JKR can speak freely because she has so much fuck off money that it doesn't matter to her. She can't be canceled, lord knows they've tried. Fact is many, many, many regular people agree with her, they just can't say so. Those crossdressing dipshits actually believe she's the only one who hates them.