Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[bortherman]

It's not just that an emulator was used on the scores. There's a two-tier scoring system at play for Walter Day. It's that there were slowdown (evidenced by the level loading differently) and savestates involved, unavailable on original hardware therefore banned (for everyone except Mitchell). There was also the different control stick and the fact that Mitchell was able to submit a tape to a live event where everyone else had to show up in person. Still not as bad as defamation though.

What evidence is there of save states?

 

[Princess Rescuer]

None really (except for some suspicious tape fuzz) and the fact that his playstyle was unusually risky. The level loading being different should have been enough, Twin Galaxies is typically steely-eyed when it comes to runs that don't qualify unless it's someone they're playing favorites with.

Pointing these things out and not suing people is enough.

 

[PauperVita]

came to post Walter’s dox, and he already had his card pulled.

YOU ABSOLUTE LEGENDS!

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Don't mess with Big Hot Sauce. They'll take you to a facility in Australia and turn you into a gay albino speedrunner. I've seen it happen.

Spoiler: THE HORROR

 

[#lurker]

Don't mess with Big Hot Sauce. They'll take you to a facility in Australia and turn you into a gay albino speedrunner. I've seen it happen.

Spoiler: THE HORROR

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Hello you absolute poofters.

 

[Fartpal]

What evidence is there of save states?

It's kind of impossible to prove save states weren't used on an emulator run unless it were a live performance. Really doesn't matter though because Billy's been proving the same skill at live events for ages. It's only speedrun spergs and terminally online cancel culture mobs pushing the idea that he's a cheater undeserving of his success. The man's an American hero.

 

[neger psykolog]

You absolute niggers! Where the fuck is my cope video with olympic mental gymnastics?

What the fuck is this shit. I'm definitely unsubscribing from him now!

 

[bortherman]

and savestates involved,

What evidence is there of save states?

None really

Use Code Billy for 10% off

 

[Sharpeteer]

One of these days all the Semper Fi's are gonna stop, and I'll be like "what happened? Did he die?"

For decades, deep down, all of us have always known the Australian judicial system is enslaved to the Rickey's Hot Sauce lobby. RHPAC is a force that nobody in Brisbane or D.C. will dare oppose. But finally....we have a man brave enough to say it out loud. God speed, Walter. Fight the power.

The Ricky Hot Sauce conspiracy - the judge really loves the sauce, and doesn't want to lose his discount, that he receives when using the code Billy for 10% off, so he slants his judgements in Billy's favor, so he can continue receiving the hot sauce, using the code Billy for 10% off.

came to post Walter’s dox, and he already had his card pulled.

YOU ABSOLUTE LEGENDS!

Fat, bald, missing over 50% of his teeth, looks like he stinks, you just hate to see it.

You absolute niggers! Where the fuck is my cope video with olympic mental gymnastics?

Well you see he was going to release it this weekend(TM), then it was tomorrow(TM), but then his internet went down in such a capacity it must have taken out the whole neighborhood, and people say American ISPs are garbage. But then to make matters worse, his lawyer tard strangled him after previously asking for $200k and not getting it, and letting his client post 22 videos about Billy going as far as calling him a literal criminal, but this was too much so he needed to look it over first. Now it'll definitely be tomorrow(TM).

Use Code Billy for 10% off

I did use the code Billy for 10% off, and I'm certainly glad I used the code Billy for 10% off, because now I'm going to get a bottle of Ricky's Hot Sauce of my own, for a discount after using the code Billy for 10% off.

 

[American Castration]

The Ricky Hot Sauce conspiracy - the judge really loves the sauce, and doesn't want to lose his discount, that he receives when using the code Billy for 10% off, so he slants his judgements in Billy's favor, so he can continue receiving the hot sauce, using the code Billy for 10% off.

For decades, there have been whispers and rumors about Ricky's Hot Sauce PAC's blackmail campaign among the Australian judicial elite. Let's just say there are underground tunnels, children, private jets, and photos of judges guzzling hot sauce involved in Billy Mitchell's blackmail operation. Everybody in the Australian justice system has been compromised by Billy Mitchell.

But fear not. At long last, Aussies have a Hero. A lone man brave enough to expose Billy Mitchell's full-spectrum reign of tyranny over Australian courts.

 

[William_Sterog]

Fat, bald, missing over 50% of his teeth, looks like he stinks, you just hate to see it.

Imagine the thought process: 'Okay, this entity here? It actively works to cause harm, thrives on chaos, represents metaphysical evil. Its intentions are demonstrably malevolent. But that guy over there? He might have, perhaps unknowingly, used MAME software in a way that technically violates obscure usage terms, likely causing zero actual harm to anyone. Clearly, the MAME user is the real enemy here!'

 

[Sharpeteer]

Imagine the thought process: 'Okay, this entity here? It actively works to cause harm, thrives on chaos, represents metaphysical evil. Its intentions are demonstrably malevolent. But that guy over there? He might have, perhaps unknowingly, used MAME software in a way that technically violates obscure usage terms, likely causing zero actual harm to anyone. Clearly, the MAME user is the real enemy here!'

Super schizo theory - if that photo a few pages back is really his house and his vehicles in Tacoma Washington (which is basically Seattle metro, close enough to Seattle to where it's really expensive compared to other areas), he's probably doing fairly well in life, so I think he's so bored, and has nothing going on at all outside of this whole speedrunning/gaming space, so he dedicates every waking moment to it, to the point he's become obsessed because he has literally nothing else to do. He doesn't need to worry about money all that much otherwise because he's probably got enough of it given his location, house, and all those vehicles.

Now this gaming/internet drama is his whole life, so of course it makes sense to him to take a flight to Australia, stay there for the trial, and say fuck being home for a long period of time. And because he's spent all this time being terminally online, his internet logic applies to real life, so it makes perfect sense to this retard to strangle people in a courtroom over words if given the opportunity.

 

[huckbeine]

The thumbs up/down ratio of this video would be interesting to see for sure.

bold of you to assume that Karl will release his response video with comments on and the like/dislike button enabled

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

Seeing the lawsuit outcome, lurking this thread and learning about how unhinged Billy derangement schizos like ersatz_cat are about Billy Mitchell has honestly made me view Billy a lot more differently and dare I say sympathetically now? If you told me a month ago that I'd unironically be on Billy's side and grow doubts about the cheating claims I'd think you were high or a retard, maybe even both. I know the maim shit and whole save state debate along with Todd Rodger's record keeping haunts Billy's scores but seeing the amount of reaching ersatz has done to discredit the legit scores that were livestreamed has made me unironically side with Billy. Do I agree/approve of Billy suing Regular Show? No, and I think it's gay to just immediately think Billy can do absolutely no wrong but I'm just amazed how much my thoughts on all of this changed so fast.

I'd like to thank ersatz_cat for convincing me of Billy's innocence even more. His constant unhinged anger in trying to get people to side against Billy made me side with Billy more. Congratulations. You played yourself.

 

[William_Sterog]

Do I agree/approve of Billy suing Regular Show?

I agree. He acted like a faggot here. He should have played into it and said something like: "You all know I would have beaten the shit out of Mordecai and Rigby, they are no match for The Player of the Century".

He could have congratulated the show and invited its creators to a game of arcade.

Instead, he got salty and lame.

But to be fair, the guy had been attacked so vehemently for so long that he was probably too fed up at that point.

He was still a homo, sure, but after watching the whole campaign against him, I can kind of see why he might have overreacted at times.

He was fucked by the producers of The King of Kong, he was harassed, slandered, insulted, etc., all over basically nothing.

He made a mistake, for sure, but errare humanum est.

 

[neger psykolog]

I agree. He acted like a faggot here. He should have played into it and said something like: "You all know I would have beaten the shit out of Mordecai and Rigby, they are no match for The Player of the Century".

He could have congratulated the show and invited its creators to a game of arcade.

Instead, he got salty and lame.

But to be fair, the guy had been attacked so vehemently for so long that he was probably too fed up at that point.

He was still a homo, sure, but after watching the whole campaign against him, I can kind of see why he might have overreacted at times.

He was fucked by the producers of The King of Kong, he was harassed, slandered, insulted, etc., all over basically nothing.

He made a mistake, for sure, but errare humanum est.

I haven't read into it but its possible his son or someone pushed him into it for purely financial reasons (at least someone was mentioning his son earlier).
There have been a few celebrities who have acted similarly to sudden internet fame and started spamming lawsuits for shit like this only to learn that they're not worth it and they can be more successful by just riding with it and adopting different tactics.

All things considered Billy didn't get into record setting video gaming for that level of fame (as in he probably wanted fame for the scores but not to be a TV character) and seeing a caricature of himself probably confused the fuck out of him and this level of celebrity is something he just wasn't prepared for. It seems he learned from that lesson though and has honed his ability to be a likeable celebrity (he's extremely lucky that he won this particular lawsuit and the tide changed in his favor though, if Billy had lost I'm not so sure people would be singing his praises like this)

 

[black hole]

Whoa I finally know who another one of your lolcows is. I thought speedrunning was cool when it was just andrew G and super mario bros. I thought jobst was a good narrator. I remember when the lawsuit started and he talked about notch helping. I 100% thought it was about calling mitchell a cheater. That's the last I remember because I got bored of it all and i realized speedrunning is weird. Wow. 600 AUS for lawyers and 350 AUS to mitchell. Glory to the king of kong!

 

[DerelictOnion]

(he's extremely lucky that he won this particular lawsuit and the tide changed in his favor though, if Billy had lost I'm not so sure people would be singing his praises like this)

Don't think his lawyers would have allowed him to go all in if they were not sure he'd win. The case was a slam dunk from the get go, all thanks to Karl Jobst who not only willingly revealed his defense strategy but also repeatedly showed his malicious intent for the entire world to see.

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

I remember hearing about Jobst's lawsuit many years ago and younger, more naive me was sympathetic towards him. I only was sporadically following the high score drama and was initially disappointed with Billy.

Never knew Jobst was such a sleazy jackass. The PUA shit was NOT something I was expecting and has torpedoed my goodwill towards him.

 

[demicolon]

What's his end goal, get Billy Mitchell the death penalty?

You wouldn't understand, what Saddam did during the Gulf War was potatoes compared to Billy Mitchell cheating at Donkey Kong.