Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%

  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 304 26.7%

  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 807 70.8%
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Something Awful said:
Womp womp. Tesla Cybercab and Semi will once again be delayed, because their components are made in China and I guess Tesla doesn't want to pay the 145% tariff or whatever it is up to now.
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Ur retarded! How dare you suggest that Tesla has any parts made outside of America! Fuck you, @Something Awful! More like, Something Asshole! LOL!
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Hegseth was a completely awful nomination. Anyone who isn't a brainwashed MAGA cultist would see that. The guy planned a military plan in an insecure chat where he accidentally added a random journalist.

Elon also deserves no place in government. He's a retarded manchild
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I dont know much about him but based on this he’s questionable at best, as for elon he’s doing good in doge but he shouldn’t be doing anything outside that imho
 
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seacaregiver said:
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How does Elon reconcile this view with his other view which is that the west needs millions of H1B Indians because white people are too stupid or lazy to fill job demands. Because by bringing migrants, he is inadvertently destroying the fabric of society which makes people not want to have kids.

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"We're just dumb"

Guess Santa wanted to give the world a gift of an honest Elon Musk for one tweet

Something Awful said:
Womp womp. Tesla Cybercab and Semi will once again be delayed, because their components are made in China and I guess Tesla doesn't want to pay the 145% tariff or whatever it is up to now.

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Imagine getting cucked by a guy on your payroll
 
Traummaschine said:
Some quotes:

During St. Clair’s pregnancy, Musk suggested that they bring in other women to have even more of their children faster. “To reach legion-level before the apocalypse,” he said to St. Clair in a text message viewed by The Wall Street Journal, “we will need to use surrogates.”
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I shouldn't be surprised, given that it's Elon, but to have it spelled out like this is vile. I can't even imagine saying something like this to a woman with a straight face. This guy has so little regard for genuine, human connections that people become objects. Until his feelings get hurt, then suddenly he wants everyone to see him as a human being and sympathize with him.

Maybe his mangled cock works but it's not 'efficient' enough for him when adding another number in his family registry. Or maybe having sex with Elon is so repulsive, that when given the choice of IVF, women opt for the latter and breath a sigh of relief.
 
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Junkers 87 said:
Maybe his mangled cock works but it's not 'efficient' enough for him when adding another number in his family registry. Or maybe having sex with Elon is so repulsive, that when given the choice of IVF, women opt for the latter and breath a sigh of relief.
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Elon is already repulsive enough, imagine having to raise a kid that bears some resemblance to him.
 
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Snorky said:
Elon is already repulsive enough, imagine having to raise a kid that bears some resemblance to him.
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All his kids grow up to look like Rocky from Mask (1985). Cursed genes or IVF side effect? You decide.

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dongykung said:
I dont know much about him but based on this he’s questionable at best, as for elon he’s doing good in doge but he shouldn’t be doing anything outside that imho
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lol how is Elon doing good in doge? i know you're proud of being a gullible simpleton, but you gotta stop blindly believing what a grifter like Elon says. That's how you lost all that money in the Trump coin
 
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JaneThough said:
“Hitler was a bru” seems to be the South African lesson on WW2 if Musk is to go on.
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Close enough for an ironic shitpost.

There was a significant neutral ("fuck britain") or even pro-axis (there was a hypothetical plan to trade Rhodesia for Namibia (German Southwest Africa) post Operation Seelow of the Afrikaners around that the Prime minster, JBM Hertzog actually had a large debate/shouting match in parliament versus his coalition partner Jan Smuts... who was outmanuevered him. coincidentally Smut was an ardent Zionist, captured Winston Churchill in the Boer war (later friends), and extremely pro-British.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
lol how is Elon doing good in doge? i know you're proud of being a gullible simpleton, but you gotta stop blindly believing what a grifter like Elon says. That's how you lost all that money in the Trump coin
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Calm down you sound deranged just because I don’t agree with you 100 youre getting aggressive, elons handling wasteful spending well so far and i read doge is cooperating with ice to remove illegals so that’s good. That doesn’t mean I think he should be briefed on foreign affairs by the secretary of defense lol
 
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dongykung said:
Calm down you sound deranged just because I don’t agree with you 100 youre getting aggressive, elons handling wasteful spending well so far and i read doge is cooperating with ice to remove illegals so that’s good. That doesn’t mean I think he should be briefed on foreign affairs by the secretary of defense lol
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Babe they’re rounding up citizens now. Are you gainfully employed?
 
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muskrat is just having a temper tantrum because he can't pay any thot enough money to be robotically inseminated with his retard genes

dongykung said:
elons handling wasteful spending well so far and i read doge is cooperating with ice to remove illegals so that’s good.
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white knighting lolcows is a bannable offense, newfag. i get that you're a 4cuck rapefugee with nowhere to go, but you might want to read the rules before posting
 
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JaneThough said:
Babe they’re rounding up citizens now. Are you gainfully employed?
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That sounds like fake news maybe a couple mexicans with face tattoos who are technically citizens got swept up but i dont think it’s worth stopping progress over and yes I am

LifeAlert said:
white knighting lolcows is a bannable offense, newfag. i get that you're a 4cuck rapefugee with nowhere to go, but you might want to read the rules before posting
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I didn’t know calling a lolcow a clown and saying he has no business doing something is white knighting thanks for the heads up?
 
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