Question: wtf can make a clean, fluffy looking cat sticky?
Played with one today (a rather wholesome experience, it had a collar with phone number instead of (?) a chip, and just came up to me aka the random asshole drinking coffee outside a small town gas station. Think the same cat was a kitten there last summer). Really clean and well fed looking, but my hands were sticking like clue afterwards.
Had a bunch of (read generations of) cats as a kid, don't remember them ever secreting industrial adhesives through skin.