Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[cypocryphy]

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They think this is such an instant win button while actively avoiding the real question on everyone's minds: What's in their pants. Does "he" have a penis that can produce sperm? No? Then I see no reason "he" can't use the women's room.

Also the implication that a transwoman would be gangraped immediately if they used the men's bathroom is particuarly sickening.

As soon as "he" spoke, the women in the restroom would know what was up as soon as they heard the Kermit the Frog voice.

 

[Syikeblade]

Supposedly this tranny almost got tricked into dating a bisexual man

Spoiler: But you said you were straight!

This guy sent me a like on a dating app. He is like a tall masculine white guy with a goatee. I thought he was handsome so I matched with him. His profile says he is straight. After we started talking he was like all over me and wanted to “meet up”. I told him I was post op. He then said he is versatile. I said it’s ok but I don’t think it’s a match because I am looking for a straight man not bisexual then wished him good luck.
He said “you are mentally ill to think anyone who is interested in you is not bisexual. You are a man!” Obviously he didn’t take rejection very well He was interested in me. By saying any man interested in me is bisexual, didn’t he just admit he is bisexual?

And these are my favorite comments

Spoiler: Best comments

Leiana_max 8 points 2 hours ago
Sadly ive noticed most men who approach me come under the guise of a straight man... then they once in my dms and talking dislose theyre bi and have bottomed for trans girls before.
Not gonna lie its an endless cycle of weeding those ones out for the genuine guy who wants connection.
Sadly at 30 I have just left a relationship where he came in as bi and has left me for a femboy and admitted i was a tester.. and since I dont operate like a boy he wants a boy.
It sucks and is honestly where I struggle the most as a trans person is the dating and love life.


[–]Marylin-hemorroids 2 points 2 hours ago*
Wtf!! That’s exactly our worst fear. So sorry for what happened to you. It seems to be a cis man’s privilege to lie and disguise to get what they want. It happens to cis women too. Just look at how many cis het men have come out at trans women and forced their wives to be a lesbian. A lot of those wives struggle but end up staying because of marriage and children. At least we don’t have to be stuck in misery.


[–]Leiana_max 1 point 2 hours ago*
Exactly.. not the girst one to do this about 5 years ago, my ex fiance left me for my gay best friend anf my my now ex left his wife and a month later was in my bed... a year later dumped me and in a month has his new boy. Honestly it's men not being taught how to show emotions my ex is in therapy and found a therapist he feels a disconnect from so he wont let her in too much.... ive realised he's incapable of love or positive feeling except an orgasm so he seeks them as his therapy.. his own words "I dont think 8 even love my son, I mean like if he died tomorrow I dont think I'd feel a thing"
Me I found a therapist I feel has a maternal level of care for me and in 3 months I've made more progress than him in years.. and it was his constant failing me that pushed me to therapy.. where I realised the constant sexual expectation of me has left me with trust issues in men.
Men are cruel and dogs and operate mostly using their penises.


disciplite 14 points 5 hours ago
I know opinions about it are split here, but I don't think I'll go for a man who self identifies as bisexual ever again. I feel like I have been treated like a man too many times, whereas nominally straight men never do. Even when they treat me poorly, they do so as a woman, and that honestly still makes me feel better than gay sex.


[–]TranssexualHuman 12 points 5 hours ago
I mean, versatile is gay slang, so it makes no sense for him to claim to be straight... it also sounds really weird to go to a WOMAN who has a PUSSY and tell her "hey we should meet, I'm versatile"
Like what the fuck does he expect from you? For you to fuck him with the ghost of your deceased d*ck?? lmao
Those guys had their brains destroyed by porn, they think we are the same as those big dicked tr*nnies they masturbate to and that we gonna fuck their brains out... when in fact those men would probably find what they want more easily by finding a woman who is into pegging... and I doubt dysphoria would allow one of us to peg even if post-op, would probably still be kinda traumatic, so it's weird that they think we have what they want, and the blame is on porn
Also, no surprise for him to reveal his true self after rejection, chasers don't really see us as women, that's very much clear
And yeah, if he said any men interested in you is bi, and he was interested in you, then we can conclude he isn't really straight
How can he be? all he wants is dick up his ass


[–]Marylin-hemorroids 4 points 5 hours ago
The whole interaction was really weird. Guys who turn against you so quickly are almost always the ones who are really into girl dick then find out they can’t it from you. It’s like there is something wrong with those guys.
Some girls in this sub think guys who are into girl dicks can be straight. “Attraction to women makes you straight, not genitals”. That’s really naive in my opinion. Straight guys might be ok with penis being there but are definitely not into it. I have even seen someone’s posts in this sub about using a strap on to peg a man. Ummm I am speechless.


[–]TranssexualHuman 0 points 5 hours ago
If a guy is into dick then by definition he has to be at least a little bi, even if he's only into dick that is attached to women that doesn't change the fact that dick is a male genital
Now, just because a guy is bi it doesn't mean he's automatically a chaser tho, if he understands that despite him being able to be attracted to the genitals you have pre-op he should respect that you don't want to be touched there and he also doesn't expect you to perform as male in bed, then there's nothing wrong with him being bi...
It might even be beneficial dating a bi guy if you're someone who will take a while to be able to get sugery


[–]Marylin-hemorroids 1 point 5 hours ago
“Now, just because a guy is bi it doesn’t mean he’s automatically a chaser tho, if he understands that despite him being able to be attracted to the genitals you have pre-op he should respect that you don’t want to be touched there and he also doesn’t expect you to perform as male in bed, then there’s nothing wrong with him being bi...”
That’s true in theory. Only if men who like girl dicks can be respectful like that lol. Most of the time they will manipulate or lie or be hostile to get what they want. A common thing you will hear them say is “I am not interested in dicks but I am only doing it for your pleasure” but before you know it, they are choking on it like a champ and get annoyed on the days when you can’t get hard because of hormones.


[–]TranssexualHuman 2 points 4 hours ago
Yeah, so I was talking more about guys who are into both men and women and happened to meet a woman who happened to be one of us... not the one's who are bi and specifically seeking "girldick" those are always chasers no matter how respectful they seem to be at first and how much they try to hide their true intentions

Just glorious irony and delusions

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[DSHK]

In what universe does a straight man like dick? They cant be this delusional.

 

[Pig Cups]

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“But if I can’t handle hurtful words coming my way now, how the hell am I going to fare when transitioning?”

He literally acknowledges that trooning out is going to actively make his life harder. He knows he’s not going to pass and admits that it will make him an object of ridicule.

But what does he do with this realization? Learn from it, take it to heart, and attempt to make peace? Hell no. Stop his degenerate dragon chase- aka, NOT transition? Shit no. Make any attempt to better himself physically or mentally? Fuck no. Get it through his dumb fucking head that the end goal he wants out of his troonout is impossible in the truest sense of the word? Goddamn no.

This is why I can never bring myself to have the slightest bit of sympathy for a troon. Just a bunch of whiny, twisted, perverted, weak invalids who can’t accept any help, and ignore reality when it stares them in the face.

Oh wow… Well if some mild bullying kept this one egg from trooning out, more power to the bullies I guess! Bullies doing society a solid!

#BringBackBullying. Seriously. It does wonders in correcting socially unacceptable behaviors.

I was picked on a lot as a kid, and when I think back to my behaviors during those years, I cringe. I *absolutely* had that shit coming. What did it do for me? Taught me how not to behave, while also helping me to develop much-needed thicker skin, because my skin at the time was like rice paper. I’m so fucking glad that I had those experiences. I’m a much more socially adept, mature, and stronger person today because of it. Bullying did me *a lot* of good.

Of course, the other side of that coin is the individual getting scarred, which leads them to become more depressed and withdrawn. But still, I bet some really brutal bullying could function as a decent preventative measure against troonism, and could definitely nip a few in the bud. It’s a gamble we should be willing to take.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Reddit -- Archive
Here is the selfie.

Spoiler: Surprise!

 

[Systems All The Way Down]

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

Well fair enough… I guess if his brain thinks it’s a vagina and we all know how women constantly piss themselves… WAIT WTF?!? What the hell is he prattling on about?!

Tommy is suffering the symptoms of being in his 70's and abusing the shit out of himself for more than half a century. I'd be more surprised to hear he was still able to control his bowels and bladder.

 

[Alaina's Rotdog]

The violence in question: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get..."

 

[Pattern Noticer]

It seems to be a cis man’s privilege to lie and disguise to get what they want. It happens to cis women too. Just look at how many cis het men have come out at trans women and forced their wives to be a lesbian.

Well they aren't cis then, are they? And according to gender theory they were never cis. Complete own-goal.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

In what universe does a straight man like dick?

Looney Troon Land.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

In what universe does a straight man like dick? They cant be this delusional.

"Cis heterosexual men do not dream about sex with a person who has a penis". Got me 30 upvotes and banned from r/tumblr.

 

[Otterly]

#BringBackBullying

We need to bring back shame. Bullying can be pretty awful for a kid who is just a bit eccentric, but shame is a vital social brake on bad behaviours and we’ve gotten rid of it.
It used to be shameful to claim benefits. It used to be shameful to leave your wife. Cross dressing? Porn addiction? Shameful. Men cross dressed and there was porn (realistically we will never eradicate porn, we’ve got tits etched n monoliths) but it was shameful to be into porn. It was hidden
So much behaviour that was shameful and repressed has been allowed out the closet and it’s completely disastrous for society at large.
We need huge, industrial doses of shame again

 

[Sean Andalou]

The violence in question: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get..."

My guess is the incident was shit that didn't happen.

(realistically we will never eradicate porn, we’ve got tits etched n monoliths) but it was shameful to be into porn.

In the era of tits etched on monoliths, it was religion not "porn".
Do a search on "Mrs Willendorf"

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Troon asks a genuinely interesting question.


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[Overly Serious]

@Syikeblade I don't get the mindset behind all those comments. Are they wanting a "straight" man over a "bisexual" because the latter doesn't validate them? Is it a euphemism for wanting a top but finding he wants to be the bottom or something? None of this makes sense to me.

We need to bring back shame. Bullying can be pretty awful for a kid who is just a bit eccentric, but shame is a vital social brake on bad behaviours and we’ve gotten rid of it.

And just when I'd finally got Trevor Moore's "Bullies" song out of my head you bring it right on back again...

 

[Mid Na]

you can NOT make this shit up lmfao



who's going to tell this dumb tranny that stuffing your balls inside your inguinal canal causes hernia?

 

[Sean Andalou]

This is from The New York Post, so it's not a self posted tranny L.
But it's still a self L of major proportions.

Pro-trans activists yell ‘Hail Satan’ at California school board meeting to protect girls’ sports: ‘Deeply unsettling’​

https://nypost.com/2025/04/19/us-news/trans-activists-yell-hail-satan-at-calif-school-board-meeting-to-protect-girls-sports/?dicbo=v2-oy7QXMm

Masked “outside agitators” shouted “Hail Satan” in support of transgender athletes at a California school board meeting that passed several measures to protect girls’ sports — in a scene one concerned parent called “deeply unsettling.” ...

They were definitely not there to win hearts and minds, or even win by intimidation.
Having fun trolling Christians, but above all getting off on attention.

 

[Fëanor Curufinwë]

Is it a euphemism for wanting a top but finding he wants to be the bottom or something? None of this makes sense to me.

Basically yes. Most chasers want to be fucked in the ass which is a turn off for HSTS who want to bag a straight man, either because that would be more affirming or just because some gay guys have a fetish for straight men.

 

[whitesavior]

you can NOT make this shit up lmfao

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who's going to tell this dumb tranny that stuffing your balls inside your inguinal canal causes hernia?

Hopefully nobody. Besides, what's one more dynfunctional body part/organ on a trooner trainwreck?

 

[Dolly Brooks]

This is from The New York Post, so it's not a self posted tranny L.
But it's still a self L of major proportions.

Pro-trans activists yell ‘Hail Satan’ at California school board meeting to protect girls’ sports: ‘Deeply unsettling’​

https://nypost.com/2025/04/19/us-news/trans-activists-yell-hail-satan-at-calif-school-board-meeting-to-protect-girls-sports/?dicbo=v2-oy7QXMm

They were definitely not there to win hearts and minds, or even win by intimidation.
Having fun trolling Christians, but above all getting off on attention.

 

[Uzumaki]

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I’m actually clairvoyant so I can explain what happened here:

Luna: I was misgendered by a driver I hit!
Cop: That’s not a crime.
Luna: MISGENDERING IS VIOLENCE! I guess if the cops won’t protect me I’ll have to meet violence with violence. *inhale* oh man.
Cop: Don’t attack people for saying things you don’t like that’s illegal.
Luna: Well what if he was there to hate crime me? What if he tried to rape me? You’re saying I can’t defend myself?
Cop: If he actually did any of that, sure, you’d be clear to shoot him.