Ana Valens / Anastasia Catherine Wythe / Phil Wythe / Philip Stephen Wythe / @SpaceDoctorPhD / @acvalens / @ac_valens - MtF transtrender extraordinaire, formerly a freelance "journalist" for The Daily Dot; but now works for Kotaku, SJW, professional liar and social rouser, CatParty's favorite blogger

Notice the obvious move the troon makes:
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1. Deliberately creates confusion over well known word meanings and demands others accept their rules.
2. Claims confusion over other people's usage that's still clear even under the rules they've pushed.
3. Assumes that any clear usage by others is still unclear and fault of the other person failing to communicate.

And all of this for the purpose of undermining other people's standards to try and force them to include him. In this case, by demanding they give him money for something nobody wants.

Standard: women only.
Troon: "I'm a woman!"
Standard: females only.
Troon: "but what do you mean by female? Do you mean anyone who says they're one?"
Standard: people who live as women and sound feminine.
Troon: "what does it mean to live as a woman? How feminine do you have to sound?"

The standard was clear, they claimed it was vague in order to make it vague and now they're claiming it's vague nature is wrong because it still excludes them despite being overly nebulous. This shows how stupid they are: this can always be done, you can't wordsmith rules where it can't be. Autist reddit lawyer janny types always think this is true because they only understand other people as hypothetical abstractions based on themselves. You can easily mentally trap them with words, just call them a male for example, but this doesn't work on "normal" people or actually intelligent autists because they get that words aren't real.

I also want to point out, look at what his ASMR brag is about:
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It's yet again the "joke" he accused @jsingal69 and other members here of taking seriously as his fetish. Maybe the "one joke" thing is also troon projection.


lmao

lol

kek even

His voice doesnt pass any scrutiny no wonder why he got rejected

I'm going to puke, thank you.
What's funny is this is one of the more "feminine" sounding ones on his channel (for whatever that's worth), check out his "sultry" voice:

Phil is going to be writing gamejournoslop for Vice.
One of his first article appears to be seething about the Lewd VTuber agency not accepting proud trans wahmen.
Second article is complaining that Nintendo announced no porn games for the Switch 2:
 
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Second article is complaining that Nintendo announced no porn games for the Switch 2:
He's using it to jerk off in front of the reader by talking about his favorite porn games that are Steam Deck compatible. He knows it is a silly complaint and uses it in his opener, but his focus is gooning in front of others.

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His entire existence is porn and honestly, that's sad. "LOOK AT PORN! LOOK AT COOM! LOOOOOOOK!!!!" He's an attention whore who can't get interest, sad.
 
I post on GWASapphic myself, and I can attest to its immense viewership. My most popular audio on the site, a trans-girl-for-cis-girl yandere breeding audio, has 18,800 listens. That makes it more popular than one of Mercy Modiste’s top yandere ASMR audios, "Yandere Forces You to Love Yourself." To quote the old adage: “if you build it, they will cum.”

Ana's bragging about listeners prompted me to go check AO3 (which features audio recordings of fanfiction, along with the standard written fanfiction) to get a sense of what one can hope for in terms of audio-smut audience numbers.

AO3's most popular podfic, a Hermione/Draco fanfiction that is clearly written by a female author, has 898,682 hits. Ana is, once again, mogged by an actual woman.
 
Here is his reddit where he has posted onto GWASapphic, the audio porn subreddit for F4F content
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On a basic CTRL-F search of the archive above, the word "Rape" pops up 12 times out of 16 audios listed, all in the tags, "Blood" and "Breeding" pops up 5 times each. Gee i wonder why an all female whore corpo, even with their own degenerate paraphilias like futa, didnt want to accept a giantess vore fetish tranny with a focus on rape, injury and cutting


EDIT: A small funny happened, Vtuber Dramafag "Rima Everstar" (think of her like a discount vtuber Scarce) carried water for the whore corpo against Valen's hitpiece
Note that Rima is part of a very carebear twitch clique, who has no real reputation of being chuddy or right wing at all, mostly in line with what Twitch believes and allows

Another Vtuber Dramafag, "Elara" (he is a tranny with a bad voice changer btw) showed up and dropped twitch PMs he got from Valens, accusing Rima's audience of transphobia
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TL;DR: he is lashing out and trying to paint literally anyone who called out his hitpiece as a meanie transphobe, including a milquetoast dramafag who usually supports the cause, and a closeted tranny who is obvious as shit
 
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On a basic CTRL-F search of the archive above, the word "Rape" pops up 12 times out of 16 audios listed, all in the tags, "Blood" and "Breeding" pops up 5 times each. Gee i wonder why an all female whore corpo, even with their own degenerate paraphilias like futa, didnt want to accept a giantess vore fetish tranny with a focus on rape, injury and cutting
It's just a joke, Jesse.
 
Notice the obvious move the troon makes:
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1. Deliberately creates confusion over well known word meanings and demands others accept their rules.
2. Claims confusion over other people's usage that's still clear even under the rules they've pushed.
3. Assumes that any clear usage by others is still unclear and fault of the other person failing to communicate.
Other vtubers have been mentioned here in the context of the voice actor controversy/article, but I was listening to a recommended Kirsche video and heard Valens mentioned so crossposting for current/future context:

This edited version of her stream was pretty good (it includes the part about the Farms that was posted earlier):
 

lmao

lol

kek even

His voice doesnt pass any scrutiny no wonder why he got rejected

What's funny is this is one of the more "feminine" sounding ones on his channel (for whatever that's worth), check out his "sultry" voice:
Phil, why'd you delete the channel? We were helping you become more popular!
 
Other vtubers have been mentioned here in the context of the voice actor controversy/article, but I was listening to a recommended Kirsche video and heard Valens mentioned so crossposting for current/future context:
Had the displeasure of watching the Kirsche video. This journo sounds like a dude, and looks like an 80's hairmetal fan (a dude) that listened to Pierce the Veil for five seconds.

Maybe these people wouldn't have people with pattern recognition point them out if they didn't make themselves suspects constantly. The Usual Suspects.

This is why you shouldn't let social grifters infiltrate communities. Especially yurifags. And journalists should be gassed.
 
This edited version of her stream was pretty good (it includes the part about the Farms that was posted earlier):

Quoting from other thread, but Kirsche's coverage of Phil made him seethe so hard he used his position at Vice to write a hit piece on her.

Reading through it looks like a retaliatory article just shotgunning anything they can to see what sticks. It reeks of desperation.
 
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Quoting from other thread, but Kirsche's coverage Phil made him seethe so hard he used his position at Vice to write a hit piece on her.

Reading through it looks like a retaliatory article just shotgunning anything they can to see what sticks. It reeks of desperation.
And he did a amazing job... at being terrible

  1. Call Nyanners a Vshoujo when she has been out of the group for years
  2. Blame Kirsche for the rise of "alt right pandering" on vtubing when everyone know politics are frowned
  3. Using Reddit as sources
  4. Using Bint of all people, a SEA monkey regarded as being the most stupid Nijisister in the fandom
  5. Taking Snopes seriously
  6. Using Kaiyo as a source, a faggot that got kicked out of his house for being to homo for his family and also a very infamous white people racist
 
Quoting from other thread, but Kirsche's coverage of Phil made him seethe so hard he used his position at Vice to write a hit piece on her.

Reading through it looks like a retaliatory article just shotgunning anything they can to see what sticks. It reeks of desperation.
Top kek, could you make it more obvious what your goal is?

Dropping "Gamer Supps" in the title is such a fucking disgusting move to try and get Kirsche removed as a partner.
 
And he did a amazing job... at being terrible

  1. Call Nyanners a Vshoujo when she has been out of the group for years
  2. Blame Kirsche for the rise of "alt right pandering" on vtubing when everyone know politics are frowned
  3. Using Reddit as sources
  4. Using Bint of all people, a SEA monkey regarded as being the most stupid Nijisister in the fandom
Everyone fucking harras bint for last year except indian peds who's friends made ai pron with 9 olds. I'm talking about that guy.
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Reminder that this is the utter retardation a Vice "reporter" makes his career off of:
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Link (No archive available because Bluesky censors NSFW content)
The manly burp at the end really sells it.
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I wanna kms.
 
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