Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,032 18.5%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 344 6.2%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,326 41.7%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,093 19.6%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 219 3.9%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 570 10.2%

  • Total voters
    5,584
Check the "First Unread (post)" button in the top right, I only found it after a few hundred pages worth of playing catch-up...
Edit: and the bell icon, yet higher up right. That's for tracking replies to your posts.
you meant to reply to @𒀭Δημιουργός χάος I think
Can also edit the preferences so you're only getting notifications of replies and mentions (You)s
 
This is why a lot of us suspect that it was an op. You actually have to make a real effort to fuck up this hard.
I think it's more you have to make literally no effort at all and that the tranny jannies were in fact, as rumor had it, doing nothing but jacking off to 'p for 10 years straight.
 
How did jannies even work? Did they have to work a certain amount every day or week? Were they scheduling shifts? How did they get screened to get hired? idgi
 
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Most infuriating part about the altchans is how there isn't an equivalent of 4chanXT for them. It feels so fucking prehistoric.
 
Man I need to discuss how bad Oblivion remaster is with /v/ hurry up you chink hack
Asshole mod-moderators won't like it when people re-add the male/female distinction over the shitfag "body type" bullshit, or generally make the game better with their mods. Nexusfags gfto
 
How did jannies even work? Did they have to work a certain amount every day or week? Were they scheduling shifts? How did they get screened to get hired? idgi
You fill out an application, if you have a clean shitposting record, are gay, but not jewish enough to ask for a raise, you were hired.
 
How did jannies even work? Did they have to work a certain amount every day or week? Were they scheduling shifts? How did they get screened to get hired? idgi
Officially you applied and stated the hours you browse the website and what boards.
Unofficially you knew a tr(j)anny/admin and they put in the word for you with 0 oversight so you were free to then take vengeance against opinions you didn't like while ignoring the website going to shit.

The same thing that ruined ss13 and many other things I'm sure.
 
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I think it's more you have to make literally no effort at all and that the tranny jannies were in fact, as rumor had it, doing nothing but jacking off to 'p for 10 years straight.
Either asleep letting schizos run wild or banning everyone they disagree with. See the jeetjanny of /trv/ years back who would ban you for saying something he perceived as critical of India.
Unofficially you knew a tr(j)anny/admin and they put in the word for you with 0 oversight so you were free to then take vengeance against opinions you didn't like while ignoring the website going to shit.
I felt schizo for thinking this for a long time, but I had a feeling some janitors were schizos themselves, if not close friends with certain board or thread schizos. Saw one schizo get told to fuck off by many anons, those anons got banned while the schizo was shitting up the thread. Pretty frustrating.
 
Either asleep letting schizos run wild or banning everyone they disagree with. See the jeetjanny of /trv/ years back who would ban you for saying something he perceived as critical of India.

I felt schizo for thinking this for a long time, but I had a feeling some janitors were schizos themselves, if not close friends with certain board or thread schizos. Saw one schizo get told to fuck off by many anons, those anons got banned while the schizo was shitting up the thread. Pretty frustrating.
How exactly is it a crazy concept that getting a position as an unpaid moderator only took being friends with one of the admins? that's not schizo that's common sense. Jannies can do whatever they want as long as they get along with the other ones, if they don't then whatever admin is active at the time will ban one of them.
 
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Brother, you were talking to literal bots and Amazon shills for years, and you weren't actually anonymous either. These leaks proved every schizo theory about 4chan being completely hollowed out and replaced with State Approved Shitposting. I know it probably feels bad realizing this, but 4chan had been dead for very long time. Once you're done with the withdrawals, you'll find better places to post in, that have better discussions, rather than just 10 samefags and 2 mods constantly lurking and deleting shit they don't like for "trolling".
I think you overestimate the level of bots and shills outside of the main popular boards. I seriously doubt 90% of the shitposting for instance in the starsector threads on /vst/ or the /mug/ threads on /sp/ was non-organic, there is no profit nor ideology to push in the majority of fun threads I hung out in. Something like /uhg/ or /chug/ on /pol/? Yeah there's a good reason I don't go into those plagued threads. The worst is /k/, that boards jannies and mods should be hung, drawn and quartered for raping what used to be a comfy board for discussing firearms.
 
I think you overestimate the level of bots and shills outside of the main popular boards. I seriously doubt 90% of the shitposting for instance in the starsector threads on /vst/ or the /mug/ threads on /sp/ was non-organic, there is no profit nor ideology to push in the majority of fun threads I hung out in. Something like /uhg/ or /chug/ on /pol/? Yeah there's a good reason I don't go into those plagued threads. The worst is /k/, that boards jannies and mods should be hung, drawn and quartered for raping what used to be a comfy board for discussing firearms.
bots and shills are most heavily concentrated on pol since its the place where it makes the most sense to put them. For me I've always liked fit but it was too inactive
 
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Hey... what are the chances this actually happens?
 
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