Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Xev]

Idk I'd think pooners would feel euphoric getting attacked by women in the restroom because it means they pass as men. These fuckers will never be happy.

 

[YWNBAM]

Idk I'd think pooners would feel euphoric getting attacked by women in the restroom because it means they pass as men. These fuckers will never be happy.

An average woman would rather flee and call security or yell at a man rather than confront him physically. The fact that the women were willing to do so means that the dood is so tiny they feel confident enough to kick her butt which they usually do while fighting other women.

 

[Candidate No 7]

 

[Hassou Tobi]

This is why transgenderism just can't work. What they want will never come to pass. No matter how much they harass and gaslight and threaten and abuse. Humans are still gonna think what they want to think... It was always a losing war.

I've read a number of posts, tweets by troons saying things like "the girls at work are super nice to me and always use my she/her pronouns, but I can JUST TELL that deep they don't REALLY think I'm a woman and it makes me want to kill myself!"

Which, honestly, they're right. But that's them admitting there's nothing we can do to appease them because they have a mental illness.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Sister getting married, troon wants to be center of attention. Sis isn't having that.

We've seen so many times that they "come out" at family events, so I'm willing to bet he wanted to attend the wedding in full-on girl clothing and probably as a bridesmaid. You know there's demands he's not telling.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

We've seen so many times that they "come out" at family events, so I'm willing to bet he wanted to attend the wedding in full-on girl clothing and probably as a bridesmaid. You know there's demands he's not telling.

I could have some sympathy, because getting uninvited sucks, if he hadn't come out as a tranny right before the wedding. You never do huge announcements like that during or right before a wedding. Sometimes you can't help it, for example if you're pregnant and the child decides to come out right then and there, but anything else is extremely shifty behavior.

His timing just comes across as trying to upstage the bride and the groom, so I'm betting on him being mad that his sister is getting all the attention. I think the fack that the bride was so ready to tell him fuck off supports this.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

You know there's demands he's not telling.

My bet is that he had a dress ready.

Trannies are selfish by definition, but waiting until two weeks before the wedding to spring that shit on the bride... He could have stayed quiet, let his sister have her day, and wait until she was off on her Honeymoon to upset the family. But as always, their mental illness takes precedence over everyone around them.

 

[Xev]

He wanted to get banned from the wedding so he'd have something to bitch about.

 

[Otterly]

What did he think he was going to do with that plant??

He was going to hit her with the pot. Look at what he does - he picks it up and just for a second he looks at her and hefts it and weighs up the distance between them and angles his body. He then seems to see what I presume is a very large and menacing secret service chap or whatever off camera and he sags and then doesn’t quite know what to do . All that happens in a second. I am convinced that if she’d not been up on the stage he’d have lamped her one with that pot.
Tranny, tranny, tranny. Nice one, Nancy. This is such an interesting interaction, it shows the mask slip and then it shows how cowardly they really are.

 

[Nigger Respecter]

He wanted to get banned from the wedding so he'd have something to bitch about.

I might use this method for an upcoming wedding in that case

 

[Dr Bathroom]

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"Tranny, tranny, tranny, tranny. Is that derogatory?"

Having watched this again, I’m convinced the troon was so shaken by a gov rep not falling in line that he didn’t realize he was surrounded by security. He was 100% going to throw the plant at her until he glanced up and locked eyes with security.

 

[Calvin Gabriel]

TIFs once again asking TIMs to stop throwing them under the bus

"Get the hell out, creep!" == assault
Lol

 

[Sean Andalou]

My bet is that he had a dress ready.

Bingo!

He wanted to get banned from the wedding so he'd have something to bitch about.

I thought that was just a fallback position.
I'm still pretty sure wanted to be the center of attention instead of his sister.

But a dive into his profile finds this recent post in r/trans (which has preemptive moderation):

So whatever else, he's milking it all over tranny Reddit.
Also he was already very active on tranny Reddit.

Checking back from my previous post I find this comment:

Plan an intricate revenge plot where you go no contact, transition, and years later seduce and fuck her husband sending her into a spiral as she realizes her "brother" just ruined her marriage with "his" rocking feminine body.

How's that for a troon masturbation fantasy?

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Before and after driver's license photos:
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[Lime Sodaa]

He was going to hit her with the pot. Look at what he does - he picks it up and just for a second he looks at her and hefts it and weighs up the distance between them and angles his body. He then seems to see what I presume is a very large and menacing secret service chap or whatever off camera and he sags and then doesn’t quite know what to do . All that happens in a second. I am convinced that if she’d not been up on the stage he’d have lamped her one with that pot.
Tranny, tranny, tranny. Nice one, Nancy. This is such an interesting interaction, it shows the mask slip and then it shows how cowardly they really are.

Reddit troons are complaining about how Nancy responded to him, and of course they are saying that she is jealous of the man in a dress, just bitter, & old.

Also them : I wanna BEAT these OLDDDDDD transphobic hags

Aren't older women more vulnerable and weak?
Trannies don't see how ridiculous they sound. Jk Rowling is turning 60 in a few months and she's gotten millions of death threats from grown men.
Nothing else will peak these other countries faster than violent trannies. Im looking forward to seeing the news coverage on TV this weekend about the UK tranny protests.
Also in great news, New Zealand is seeking to push legislation and define gender as biological sex.

This is what we call the domino effect.

FAFO

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

Watched a few minutes and I'm tired of troons claiming making fun of them is "Punching Down" when you have most the News Media, Every Leftwing Political Party in Western Society, Academia, the Medical Community, and the Film Industry in your pockets you're no longer the underdog. To put it in leftist language people aren't punching down they're speaking truth to power.

I take it as an unintentional admission that they know they're pitiable and pathetic. Mocking them is always "punching down" because life is inherently harder for them; they're chasing something impossible, they look ridiculous, and they have serious (self inflicted) medical issues. No amount of cheering from allies or backup from corporations is going to make that better, so they get perpetual protection status, like a severely disabled kid.

Not that they're looking at it from that angle, of course...

 

[Barbenheimer]

Bingo!


I thought that was just a fallback position.
I'm still pretty sure wanted to be the center of attention instead of his sister.

But a dive into his profile finds this recent post in r/trans (which has preemptive moderation):
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So whatever else, he's milking it all over tranny Reddit.
Also he was already very active on tranny Reddit.

Checking back from my previous post I find this comment:

How's that for a troon masturbation fantasy?

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Before and after driver's license photos:
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That troon could have not years but centuries of HRT and still not seduce anyone’s husband

 

[AMHOLIO]

Before and after driver's license photos:
Reddit -- Archive

Holy shit it's the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome face drawing example IRL.

Aren't older women more vulnerable and weak?

But they look like my mom who is a transphobic bitch who won't give me money to transition!

Yeah, women LOVE beating old, weak ladies. Hell, most men don't beat old ladies because they don't have fragile egos or are at least old enough to realize beating old women is bad, or at least frowned upon.

 

[Comp0site Specter]

This one is pretty hard to beat, said in response to someone complaining about the ruling:

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In this troon's mind, the UK Supreme Court ruling that "Woman = Biological female" somehow means that white women will now be rounded up in droves against their will and used as breeding vessels for white men. Non-whites meanwhile (both male and female) will be deported and/or slaughtered, for no readily apparent reason.

The updoot count is currently sitting at 59, by the way. Fifty-nine people saw this utterly demented schizo take and thought to themselves "I agree with this,". This is one scenario where I have to assume that "like" doesn't mean "agree", but literally like. As in "I approve".

who has that meme about Handmaidens Tale being fetish material?

 

[Angry New Ager]

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there's this cat at work that I really like, I want to keep him and my mom likes him too, she keeps bringing me stuff to take care of him and even agreed to bathe him at home at some point, and so I was teasing her being like " you practically adopted him so why not take him in?" and she smiled and said no, and then I started begging and being like "please I'm an adult I can take care of him.." etc , eventually I said "I'll do anything if you guys let me keep him" and then my sister called me into my room and said "mom said she will let you keep him under one condition, and that is if you start dressing girly again". I know what "dressing girly again" means, she wants me to give up my transness and grow out my hair. It's crazy how that's the only condition I was given and also how she's not over it even though I came out 2 years ago and I'm even closeted about it since, because she wasn't accepting. So what more does she want from me? I dress less masculine these days because she would say mean things, I don't use he him pronouns at all around them and I stopped using my name on my packages and using my deadname more often so that she's not upset. Why can't I be myself for once? Why can't I adopt a damn cat, why is the only condition is if I gave up what makes me me? what makes me not miserable?

Okay, now I feel bad for the cat; I don't like seeing a living creature's welfare used as a bargaining chip like this. But also, this pooner sounds like she's about 13 or 14 years old, not like the adult she claims to be. She should be seeing this as either her sign to grow up, start acting like an adult, and move out on her own to a place that lets her have the cat and play out her chosen identity, or at least think, "The cat's depending upon me for a home, so I'll find ways to appease Mom for its sake for now (while I make plans to move out)."

Which is more important to her—the cat's well-being, or continuing to closet cosplay a "masc" identity that obviously fools no one because she's being such a girl about the whole thing? I'm keeping my fingers crossed for the cat.

My guess is the sister REALLY REALLY doesn't want her wedding to be a venue for troon drama.
Because someone there would inevitably ...(ahem) ... "misgender" him and you know what that means.

Think about it.
Sister getting married, troon wants to be center of attention. Sis isn't having that.

If he's been low-key so far, or just trooned out recenly and is not out to extended family and friends about it, it's not going to be hard for him to become the center of attention on his sister's wedding day, whether he wants to be or not. And the last thing the bride needs is some smoothbrain asking why her "sister" isn't a bridesmaid, because that would be so lovely and affirming!—because yes, there is always somebody these days who would have the unmitigated gall to ask, no matter how grotesquely non-passing he is.

Idk I'd think pooners would feel euphoric getting attacked by women in the restroom because it means they pass as men. These fuckers will never be happy.

"These fuckers will never be happy" is right, pooners tend to be the most miserable, thin-skinned, fragile bunch of people in existence. Since they're women they tend to obsess more over how they're perceived and what people think of them and whether they're accepted than most troons do. They also lack the ability to physically intimidate others into playing along with their gender fantasies, unlike most troons, and are thus totally dependent upon others' willingness to play along.

Most of the troons I see around are pretty awkward and miserable-looking, but nothing compared to the pooners. The pooners seem to be tapped into a vast reservoir of self-hatred that the troons, no matter how unhappy they are at being a clockable hon, never quite reach.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

they are saying that she is jealous of the man in a dress, just bitter, & old.

Once again showing how very male they are. Any woman will recognize these responses as the standard given by every loser they've ever told 'no' to. "Well, you're ugly anyway", "I was just throwing you a bone, since I felt pity for you", "You already hit the wall" etc.

How's that for a troon masturbation fantasy?

I've always been fascinated by gay men whose entire inner world revolves around feeling superior to women. You know, the ones like these, who dream of breaking marriages, to be made to feel they're better than real women. With the recent UK law I have seen an uptick in their little hateful screeds, over how stupid we are if we believe our husbands aren't masturbating to Tranny porn while we do housework.

They scare me more than the usual rapehons. Those get off on entering female spaces and will only get violent when confronted, like Mr. TrannyTrannyTranny there. But the effeminate gay ones seem to genuinely wish harm upon every single real woman they encounter, determining our value entirely by how old we are or how feminine we present in comparison to them.

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I love having no matches on any dating app despite living in a highly populated area. I love going on only like 3 dates a year and them being complete flops. I love that Im 26 yet I've only had "sex" 5 times in my entire life and 4 of those times were traumatic because I lowered my standards and fucked people I found repulsive. I love that I've never even been close to getting into a relationship. I love seeing everyone I know succeed while I fall behind. I love being told my standards are too high when my "standards" are literally just mutual attraction. I love being forced to accept never getting the one thing I want most out of life.