Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

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Not having low enough standards? Thinking sex is repulsive because they were ugly? Sounds like you're thinking like a woman and not an alpha DOOD who fucks any chick with a heartbeat

 

[Stan]

We've seen so many times that they "come out" at family events, so I'm willing to bet he wanted to attend the wedding in full-on girl clothing and probably as a bridesmaid. You know there's demands he's not telling.

According to Reddit this troon's family is very conservative-evangelical-Christian, and he fled from the family home like 6 months ago while they were at work, battered-spouse style. This was within 48 hours of starting HRT according to him.

His sister said "I don't want you at my wedding if you're not my brother" when he came out to her two months ago per another reddit post.

So it seems he's out to immediate family but probably not to extended family, and would have used his sister's wedding as a vehicle to roll out his new fabulous new authentic self to everyone there. I can see why his sister would not have wanted that.

Also this idiot's only 19 and renamed himself "Noelle", and his real(dead) name is "Jordan".

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

I love having no matches on any dating app despite living in a highly populated area. I love going on only like 3 dates a year and them being complete flops. I love that Im 26 yet I've only had "sex" 5 times in my entire life and 4 of those times were traumatic because I lowered my standards and fucked people I found repulsive. I love that I've never even been close to getting into a relationship. I love seeing everyone I know succeed while I fall behind. I love being told my standards are too high when my "standards" are literally just mutual attraction. I love being forced to accept never getting the one thing I want most out of life.

I love trannies seething about their dire love lives after wilfully reducing their dating pool by 99%.

 

[Izayoi_godtime]

I love having no matches on any dating app despite living in a highly populated area. I love going on only like 3 dates a year and them being complete flops. I love that Im 26 yet I've only had "sex" 5 times in my entire life and 4 of those times were traumatic because I lowered my standards and fucked people I found repulsive. I love that I've never even been close to getting into a relationship. I love seeing everyone I know succeed while I fall behind. I love being told my standards are too high when my "standards" are literally just mutual attraction. I love being forced to accept never getting the one thing I want most out of life.

Why do trannies always say "I love X thing" when they are trying to be sarcastic, it's a really common thing among these rotten corpses

 

[Fapcop]

His sister said "I don't want you at my wedding if you're not my brother" when he came out to her two months ago per another reddit post.

Based sister likely knows that if she lets him attend as her “sister”, not only will the tranny try to suck up any attention, but will also double down and demand to be a bridesmaid, etc

A wedding is supposed to be a once in a lifetime kinda deal for the bride. Not ruining it by having some perv waddling around in a dress is a perfectly reasonable demand.

 

[Stan]

Based sister likely knows that if she lets him attend as her “sister”, not only will the tranny try to suck up any attention, but will also double down and demand to be a bridesmaid, etc

A wedding is supposed to be a once in a lifetime kinda deal for the bride. Not ruining it by having some perv waddling around in a dress is a perfectly reasonable demand.

It's a little less offensive if it isn't news to other people. If it is then the troon should boymode to avoid distracting attention from the bride and groom, who is whom the event is *for*.

But based on his postings, this is not a family that was ever likely to allow this troon to troon out and maintain family ties with them.


u/Noelle_herself 's room feels like it was generated by AI after assimilating the decor of other troon bedrooms.
We got:
> fairy lights
> Trans flag to look at from the bed
> blahaj plush
> fox plush
> bed arranged w pillows for one
> androgynous Bob Dylan
> probably a bunch of trash now, bro took this photo when he moved in fr fr

It's a pretty male coded bedroom despite it all too. Maybe it's because it's apartment beige but nothing about this room says "a girl lives here" except maybe the pink Gen Z Stanley 40oz Tumbler.

 

[Night In Bangcock]

I lowered my standards and fucked people I found repulsive.

Well, love, looks like you know the sole circumstance under which anyone would fuck you.

 

[AngryAboutInternets]

So she's experiencing almost exactly the average straight male dating experience in 2025? How validating! Still, 3 dates a year seems a bit high for a 26 year old with the build of a prepubescent boy, better drop that to 0 if you're really trying to pass, dood.

 

[Palla Strozzi]

Troon who skinwalks the trashy-thot influencer type cries on TikTok about his new "M"-marker passport:

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(Threatening Uber's office with suicide is a new one for me.)

 

[Potato Burrito]

Troon who skinwalks the trashy-thot influencer type cries on TikTok about his new "M"-marker passport:
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(Threatening Uber's office with suicide is a new one for me.)

Has this nigga ever seen another human cry? Couldn't be bothered to toss some water on his brick face before hitting record?

1/10 would not watch again. Kindergarten production of Our Town acting quality except kindergarteners are cute and supposed to be bad.

 

[Chappell's Lost Earring]

After that the troon says “Okay so I would like you to apologize and it is derogatory” to which Nancy then asks the the haymaker: is tranny derogatory

So my guess is Nancy called him ‘babe’

I believe he was trying to get her to aplogize for saying the word "tranny" earlier at the event. At least that is what the news articles say. We just don't have that part of it in the clip right before, and doesn't explain why he is asking her if her husband calls her babe. Her reaction is actually very funny. I found this article where the troon claims he wasn't going to throw the plant (doubt).

I actually had to replay the video to witness the actual voice change because not only did I find the “oh, that’s even better” chilling in its own way, like as if he believed Nancy is only worth not being assaulted if she’s someone’s wife, but because the interaction reminded me of a specific incident that I had with a troon while working at a grocery store. I wrote about this in the Tranny Sightings thread, actually, if anyone wants to read that (since it is semi relevant). Your post helped make some things “click” in retrospect like why the troon I dealt with had a gay lisp until he screamed at me over a question I had, or why he had trashed self checkout the way he did when he left. That gay lisp was his “feminine voice?” He was indeed punishing me best he could because I didn’t help him with his fucking coupons fast enough to his liking? An angry toddler in a 50 year old man body.

Yes, I do not understand what his thought process was. "Does your husband call you babe?" Why are you even wondering that?? Then when she says she's not married, that somehow is "even better"? Even if it doesn't mean what we think it means, it is at least a jab at her for not being married, as if that is an insult, and even if it is an insult, most troons will never get married so great job with that one. Nothing about what he says makes sense, but good on her for being rude in response to his questioning, which was pretty rude imo.

Spoiler

Retail is rough. The amount of older men I've had raise their voices at me for no reason while working retail is ridiculous. The troons are just men in skirts, so of course they will try to intimidate when they can to get what they want. But we are supposed to imagine them as delicate women, sure.

 

[Lime Sodaa]

Looks like they finally get it, yes, everyone sees you troons as crossdressers playing house. There is no such thing as a transperson cause you can't change sex.
Also, they love to fearmonger and talk about the "what ifs" to get empathy.
There's nothing wrong with a trans man competing in sports against women (if they aren't on hormones)
They can identify as a trans man or non binary all they want but it doesn't mean they are now men.


Another crazy troon post... they are comparing JK Rowling to Andrew Tate.

 

[Fapcop]

It's a little less offensive if it isn't news to other people. If it is then the troon should boymode to avoid distracting attention from the bride and groom, who is whom the event is *for*.

But based on his postings, this is not a family that was ever likely to allow this troon to troon out and maintain family ties with them.

If it was some shitlib family it might be different, but with a Christian/conservative family we know perfectly well what would happen. Everyone would point at the tranny, gossip amongst themselves, shake their heads and in every way take attention away from the poor bride and groom.

It’s so perfectly reasonable to ask him to come NOT as a tranny, that it’s almost baffling how he’d think it was ever an option.

Then again: Trannies and empathy very rarely get along.

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u/Noelle_herself 's room feels like it was generated by AI after assimilating the decor of other troon bedrooms.
We got:
> fairy lights
> Trans flag to look at from the bed
> blahaj plush
> fox plush
> bed arranged w pillows for one
> androgynous Bob Dylan
> probably a bunch of trash now, bro took this photo when he moved in fr fr

It's a pretty male coded bedroom despite it all too. Maybe it's because it's apartment beige but nothing about this room says "a girl lives here" except maybe the pink Gen Z Stanley 40oz Tumbler.

Vary male coded indeed. (Especially if you compare it with a pooner bedroom, lol! I’ve seen the occasional pooner room sneak into male bedroom subreddits and they always stand out.)

I was actually about to compliment him for not living in a complete rats nest, but it must be because he just moved in. At this point it’s probably chock full of discarded anime DVDs, fast food boxes and empty energy drink cans. And likely some kind of semen receptacle (sock/tshirt/towel) just laying on the floor with zero shame.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Everyone would point at the tranny, gossip amongst themselves, shake their heads and in every way take attention away from the poor bride and groom.

Just exactly what I was picturing.

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Insufficient inclusion time!

Reddit -- Archive

Through therapy and incredible support from my wife and certain friends, I have come to the conclusion that I am indeed non-binary, and slightly gender fluid. Instead of mood swings, I have gender swings. I am very masculine presenting except for body hair and feminine mannerisms/ body language. My feeling lately is that most queer communities don’t really seem to acknowledge or support masc non-binary people who were “assigned male” at birth, unless they’re femme all the time, or transitioning. I don’t feel marginalized, and I’m not trying to ruffle feathers. I just can’t seem to understand why I feel like i basically need to wear a uniform to be seen as an equal. My career is a blue collar “alpha male” driven world, so I don’t have a choice but to “be a man” so that I can enjoy the same treatment and respect as the other men I work with. Let alone lose my job. However, it doesn’t change the way I feel and who I am. Simply put, I feel like an outsider because of my circumstances. It bums me the fuck out.

Top comment:

There's this trend in the queer community where masculinity=not queer enough. A lot of binary trans men point this out where once they get muscles and a beard they tend to feel less welcome in queer spaces, I think it's a similar problem.

Scrolling down more comments a bit.

i agree, and sadly it’s gonna take years for people to realize they have internalized misandry as a result of being victims of patriarchy. it’s the cause of odd situations where enbies are afraid/get poor feedback when including masculine aspects as part of themselves and the expression of it—even worse for trans men getting poor feedback for wanting to be traditionally masculine.

"Victims of patriarchy" -- That's the ticket.

 

[Fapcop]

Insufficient inclusion time!

WTF is a “masculine non binary person”?!?

That’s like saying: “Overweight famine victim”

Ffs, I can even imagine spending this much energy mentally masturbating about “muh gender”.

“I look like a big, muscular man, dress like a man… Why can’t people read my mind and KNOW that I feel genderfluid?!”

Just wear a Tshirt that says FAGGOT maybe?


“Am I feeling gender fluid today?!”

I don’t know maam, we’ll figure it all out afterwards. Now please face the wall.

 

[Jizzrag]

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[Vampirella]

And if by some miracle they found a tranny that looked like a woman, not even an attractive one, they would bitch, because it's just promoting impossible beauty standards or something.

 

[horseorigin]

He was going to hit her with the pot. Look at what he does - he picks it up and just for a second he looks at her and hefts it and weighs up the distance between them and angles his body. He then seems to see what I presume is a very large and menacing secret service chap or whatever off camera and he sags and then doesn’t quite know what to do . All that happens in a second. I am convinced that if she’d not been up on the stage he’d have lamped her one with that pot.
Tranny, tranny, tranny. Nice one, Nancy. This is such an interesting interaction, it shows the mask slip and then it shows how cowardly they really are.

Funny how comfortable even the meek “HRT hit the nerd community like crack hit black neighborhoods” troon becomes in his masculinity, when he’s in a situation where it would be expedient to leverage his man-strength against someone. I guess he forgot all about his crippling dysphoria while trying to intimidate her. What a punk little bitch lol

 

[Potato Burrito]

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Their website is HORRIFYING. Unlike some (most?) Kiwis I actually find certain gender non-conforming non-troon people attractive, these people are not those.

Here are some fat pooners and a pozzed fag modeling jockstraps.

Spoiler: Don't click this if you're eating

Check out the brickhons in the gaff section

Spoiler: That's a man, baby

I leave you with this melted chocolate ice cream modeling a $65 binder.

Spoiler: Oh yeah, no one can tell you're a woman with that purple bra on

It's funny how you can clock every one of them instantly. And how they threw the skeletal faggot into every category to try and throw people off.

 

[Angry New Ager]

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[whine]"why do they always choose the clocky ones?"[/whine]

Because the overwhelming majority of you are clocky as hell, so here's the "representation" you all keep complaining doesn't exist.

Also, because the gay twinks and ladyboys who, through genetic good luck and hard work manage to pass nearly all of the time, don't want to out themselves as trannies by appearing alongside a couple of brick hon AGPs, a gorilla-armed skinny boy with long hair who looks like someone is forcing him to pose by pointing a gun at him, a hairy gay dude with an actual pelt, and ROGD/BPD girls LARPing as boys. It's beneath them.

This is what most troons look like, bub, and always will, including you. Cope, seethe—you know the drill.

And if by some miracle they found a tranny that looked like a woman, not even an attractive one, they would bitch, because it's just promoting impossible beauty standards or something.

Yeah, I remember years ago seeing deathfats complaining that all of the plus-sized models, even the biggest ones, had hourglass figures, slim-girl faces, and relatively slender and shapely arms and legs. They bitched about the absence of plus-size models, then, when manufacturers started using plus-size models they bitched about how they weren't properly representative of Hutt kin.

Deathfats, troons, and pooners all have serious mental health issues that manifest as intensely negative, destructive relationships with their own bodies, and they all try to make it everybody else's obligation to appease them. But they can't be appeased; their unaddressed mental issues won't allow it.