🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.4%
  • lol no

    Votes: 327 92.6%

  • Total voters
    353
People forget that Colombia is very Catholic. If a decent girl is going to end up with you, she's going to spend atleast 3-6 months screening you, and you're going to meet all of the friends and family. If a Colombian woman wants to sleep with you quickly that should be a warning sign.
Yeah, this is true, I met my wife online and spoke to her for a year before flying out to Colombia to meet her, that said she's not a Venezualan prostitute trafficked to Medellin and drugging fat Americans she met on tinder.

I also miss the food in Colombian, especially the pork, and that's nothing to do with senor Chicharrron.

For me Brazil always seemed a lot more dangerous than any of other South American countries, my ex lived in the Amazon, I went there to meet her family, it just felt way different than the other countries.
 
Today's stream was largely uninteresting, but there were some fun highlights.

Linx, some e-girl he was attempting to gunt told Ralph to suck her dick and hung up on him for standing her up and allowing her to believe he could be dead for several days. Ralph was bemused and annoyed by this. In particular he seethed about being hung up on. He frantically texted her afterwards to try and get back into her good graces, likely while calling her a hoor once he realised she was no longer a viable mark.

There was a hotmic moment in which Ralph sheepishly explains to a man off-camera he is still online and appears to be in fear of some other large man.

The audio isn't entirely clear, but it's likely Ralph was about to get his ass kicked on vacation again and is already trying the patience of the people offering him free lodgings. Guntchat theorised that he assured them he would make an insane amount of money quickly in order to pay for their leisure time, however Ralph sat around for hours quietly seething on his laptop about Rand, Harry and Gayduh with visible KF tabs open. He was particularly upset to learn that CAWG has made more money from his manufactured disappearance than he has.

Ralphadesktop.webp

Ralph is bewildered that his publicity stunt did not generate more donos, despite him "trendin' worldwahd onlahn"

He hung on for longer than necessary to try and hit duh goal and continue the "unbroken streak" cope. He was becoming increasingly agitated by some message he received on his phone before declaring that he had to leave.
 
Last edited:
If Ralph lives long enough in a couple of years he will be traveling to Africa in hopes of getting laid for the purpose of owning the alogs.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Oliver Onions
Yeah, to piggy-back (no pun intended) on the previous poster who discovered the location (kudos, this shit took me forever), the tile pattern and rails check out. Mind you, this is some sort of condominium with many floors, so the layout will obviously differ a bit throughout, but the patterns are mostly the same, so this is definitely the place.

Tile pattern + rails:
zcCFg2HFi1.webp616A452B-27DF-49A5-9459-97E424E39F66-scaled-1.webp

Bathroom layout (this specific example is swapped, but it's the same throughout the building. The images are from a realty site and a "shower" scene):
76058FED-1F3F-411F-A773-677A14E4891C-scaled-1-1240x720.webpVpxFKip8qj.webp

The luxurious "Edificio Casa Loma":

thumb700_6ff5d43d-94d1-4fc5-96a3-6bd64de14cd7.webpthumb700_65b3330e-a324-42c4-a1a6-cd1cb3de211c.webpCjYHXQMvtx.webp
 
There was a hotmic moment in which Ralph sheepishly explains to a man off-camera he is still online and appears to be in fear of some other large man.

That was a really weird video thank you for sharing it so quickly... He definitely pissed someone in the house off it sounds like and what was that about him needing to go to bed? Wasn't this in the middle of the day?
 
what was that about him needing to go to bed? Wasn't this in the middle of the day?
Ralph's journey times tend to be obscene because he pays for cheaper flights with long layovers.

He's likely sleep deprived (as well as his usual health/substance abuse complaints).
 
That was a really weird video thank you for sharing it so quickly... He definitely pissed someone in the house off it sounds like and what was that about him needing to go to bed? Wasn't this in the middle of the day?
It sounded like he pissed off a large man who was sleeping by being too loud, the context of the needing to go to bed thing sounded like "I should be asleep too."

Also the guy he was talking to sounded like he was on uppers.
 
I still don't get why this suspect porn company is mingling with Ralph. Like what do they really get out of it? He got no money and no audience.
likely it's a ploy to lure a fat American to colombia, kill him, remove his organs and stuff his bloated corpse with cocaine and ship it back to America.

The gunt cavity alone could hold millions of dollars worth of illegal drugs.
 
Back