Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[The sticky sock]

What Mald needs right now to relieve himself of the build up stress is yet another hobby. Something that keeps him preoccupied so he can always extend the self imposed deadlines. What new hobby would give Mald merit to stop updating the game?

Taxidermy? Plenty of material.
Board game crafting? Don't have to show code.
Competitive rock skipping? Mald skips months worth of updates.
Jigsaw puzzles?
Dumpster diving?

Guys anything that'll get rid of that pesky monthly update?

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

What Mald needs right now to relieve himself of the build up stress is yet another hobby. Something that keeps him preoccupied so he can always extend the self imposed deadlines. What new hobby would give Mald merit to stop updating the game?

Taxidermy? Plenty of material.
Board game crafting? Don't have to show code.
Competitive rock skipping? Mald skips months worth of updates.
Jigsaw puzzles?
Dumpster diving?

Guys anything that'll get rid of that pesky monthly update?

Accuse Game Maker of Transphobia or something, and then say that you're rebuilding Shartbound in a brand new in-house engine that you are developing yourself, as all the best game devs use their own engines.
That'll give Mald at least a couple of years of "I'm working on the engine" to hide the absolute lack of any progress on his game.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

Taxidermy

Dumpster diving

And for the first time ever we have evidence of Mald doing something he said he did. Probably.

Spoiler: Safe video

For whatever reason he privated it, but an archive exists:

Can't find anything on the rest, but I'm sure Mald's an expert with (at least) 20 years of experience, he's just very humble and doesn't like to brag about it. But if I were to suggest anything, he might try picking up programming as a hobby. It can be quite fun, and in $CURRENT_YEAR it's not too hard to do even for a retard. Hell, it might even help him with his "game" "developing" enterprise (probably not though).

 

[HalHalliday]

Idk you guys, but even Chris Roberts posted a roadmap for his game. Where is Mald's?
Seems like a scam to me!

 

[bremer]

Nice, see you guys in 3months times for next update, since he managed to push one month later and produce barerly anything of noitice, he's gonna postpone next one even more.

"I just don't wanna crunch. Crunching is insane behavior. I have to touch grass and take care of my ferrets, chat. A delayed game is eventually good but a rushed game is forever bad. Sun Tzu said that, chat. Strategist behavior." I don't think he even tried to use that as an excuse yet, did he? It's free points with his retarded audience, who are all surely "pro-dev".

Also, have you guys seen how hard he's sweeping on the forums of the game?

It's nothing worth archiving, just people seething and Jason answering, marking his answers as the "answer" and closing threads for 2 pages. Anything that is positive stays open.
The "patch." guy is banned for "manufacturing outrage":

 

[cigint]

Idk you guys, but even Chris Roberts posted a roadmap for his game. Where is Mald's?
Seems like a scam to me!

Imagine the amount of filler if he posted a roadmap. It would probably list individual pieces of dialogue as "action items".

Clearly since he's been streaming for 5 hours, he's gone back to his original schedule, and work on Blundertale will pick up again around May 31.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Some neat steam reviews:

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

And someone who's actually worked with furries in game design their insufferable people and the biggest cry boldies in the world and will constantly work on top of you even if you tell them not to.
The transgender I worked with in game design was less insufferable than the furry .

Also the only reason you ever have crunch is bad management most of the time.
Here's the thing insulting your customer base I know it's a popular thing by modern game developers but it usually doesn't increase sales and as the opposite effect

 

[Aidan]

Looking at this dev stream from 2 years ago, how did anyone ever believe he's a super hacker coder. He spends half the time tuning his comments and the other half manually clicking each line to to change a single number instead of using multi cursor.

He's a midwit that preys on midwits and the ignorant. He puts on a performance for people who don't realize how unimpressive he is. Dogshit behavior.

 

[Is_A_Chair]

Mald is crying over a joke Asmon made about the Blizzard DDoS. "You just can't make those jokes."

 

[potato sack]

the dr k stream is wild bro hes literally deconstructing maldys massive ego
high quality entertainment

 

[Internet-Denizen]

I haven't watched this guy in months but I tuned in to the Dr. K stream. Holy SHIT his never-ending dishonesty makes it so fucking hard to watch!

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

the dr k stream is wild bro hes literally deconstructing maldys massive ego
high quality entertainment

People forget that for all his faults, he's still a Harvard trained psychologist with a ton of clinical experience, probably not the best person to try and lie to.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

"I don't understand."
"I know."
Midwit called out.

 

[MAKQO]

the patch notes are unnecessary long because he felt like listing every option of dialogue/route he added.

Don't wanna to stream it to avoid spoilers, post all dialogue options anyway.

 

[potato sack]

I haven't watched this guy in months but I tuned in to the Dr. K stream. Holy SHIT his never-ending dishonesty makes it so fucking hard to watch!

thats what makes it more entertaining cos every time he tries dr k is like 'yeah but theres stuff youre not telling me' and then he pulls another dead ferret outta maldys ass

 

[cigint]

Maldavius looks like a trapped animal. Stuck talking to someone who's decades ahead of him in emotional maturity, slowly realizing the width of the chasm, and yet unable to either control the situation or back out of it. He literally had some crazy eyes going on there for a while.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Holy shit he just hit him in the glowing weakspot with the arrogance line

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

Holy shit he just hit him in the glowing weakspot with the arrogance line

You can see on Dr K's face that he knows what he's dealing with, that arrogance part absolutely destroyed Jason's brain

 

[Hweeks]

Someone is clipping this right?