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buddy was the most gender neutral one and that makes them the most angry????
wow. these mentally ill cheerleaders are their own worst critiques.

let's examine where you get called buddy in a normal setting:
"Hey buddy, you're in the fucking way"
"great buddy, I don't care"
"hey buddy, fuck off and leave me alone."

I think it's funny that being called buddy is usually when you piss someone off.
"Hey buddy." is basically the same as "Hey pal."

they hate "buddy" the most, are they annoying everyone on a regular basis?
then their friends are only fueling each other's anxiety over something actually gender neutral.
"omg yeah that one is the worst!!! because of being trans and trying to pass, that makes it really annoying to be called buddy!!!!"

no, it's the worst because it means you were probably fucking around and got yelled at.
it doesn't even refer to a specific gender, but it DOES get said when you piss someone off.
pissing people off is most likely the nature of whatever they were doing.
a cop will say sir and ma'am till the cows come home, but when you get "buddy" or "pal" you're probably being a dumbass and I think it's hilarious that no other than a group of faggot trannies are saying they hear this one so much. these guys are insanely pitiful.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

spacehey is a clone of 2000s myspace

You will never remember the 2000s. You were born after 9/11. You don't remember Katrina. You don't remember Bush. You will never remember what life was like before widespread social media. You will never remember what life was like before smart phones.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Hopefully my next repair with resolve this.

"Just one more surgery, then I can start life for real!"

 

[stupid frog]

The "why do you know this?" question is inherently frustrating because to ask it is to admit that you need to be ignorant of trannies in order to support them.

When questioned, always say you listen to trans voices.
If they're a lefty, press them why they don't do the same.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Especially some of these operations like stinkditches are permanently open surgical wounds

SPERG ALERT

We certainly joke about that, but it’s not really accurate, because it makes it sound like it’s burst stitches, blood etc up there. Usually the skin internally is whole and healed up (but not always because… well, you’ll find out). It’s a cavity dug into the pelvis where none ought to be, and thus without the cool musculature and ligaments of the real thing. The dilation is to stop it from collapsing and closing up.

Now for the fun stuff. Dilation might cause abrasions, and they can get granulation post-op, so that’s one source of gnarliness. It isn’t self-cleaning, and the skin used can have hair growing in it, so it’s a furry cooch with all that entails. If it was lined with a bit of colon the troon can pretend it’s self-lubricating, but bleurgh it’s lined with fucking colon. If the surgery went astray, a fistula can form (SRS thread favourite Fistulissa is a current enjoyer). So basically unless there’s a fistula it’s not an infected surgical wound so much as an infected stinky dirty cavity that’s the issue. God bless my autism.

I sometimes wonder if the next superbug is brewing in a troon’s stolen lingerie.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Hi everyone !

I was thinking about getting misgendered yesterday,

Did it give you an erection, or are you one of the ones who hates it?

and realized that some case of misgendering, like the words themselves are worse than others.
I’m a girl (she / her)

Thank you for revealing that you are male, and I don't even know you!

and I like to be referred to as such, but I don’t pass, and i often getting misgendered.

The thing is: when I’m being called “he” or “him” it usually don’t hurt me that much, I simply correct to person or just go on if I don’t want to engage in a discussion. Kind of the same with gendered adjective (everywhere in French).

However, when I’m getting called “sir” or “mister” and “young man” (especially “sir”) I feel really really bad. Why ? Here’s my explanation. Pronouns are very useful in a conversation, it’s hard to avoid them, unless using over and over the name of the person you’re taking about, which is kind of weird.

Sir is like pointlessly using gendered words in your sentence. Most of the time, you can remove the word “sir” from the sentence without changing its meaning at all.

Tell me gurl, why do you think the word 'sir' exists, then? Why do you think countless languages have different terms for males and females, as nouns and pronouns?

“Have a nice day sir” —> “Have a nice day” “May I take your order sir?” —> “May I take your order ?”

Evidently you were never taught what 'being polite' was. 'Sir' is a polite referent for an adult male, which of course you are. If you were in Communist USSR, you might instead be asked for your input on the 5-year plan, comrade.

I mean, even if I don’t pass, I’m always presenting feminine,

So we should assume people's genders then, based on effort to appear feminine? Tsk, tsk.

so if you’re not sure,

But the people who called you sir are sure. And not only are they sure, they're right.

just avoid using such uselessly gendered words

No. Trans madness has pushed me to using even more gendered words, including ones for which I had to look up or revive archaic feminine declensions.

or ?? I can get that’s it’s hard and not widely spread to use “they / them” or asking pronouns if you’re not sure, so why specifically use a gendered word ??

Have you ever stopped to think why gendered words arose in language? Why did gendered pronouns survive hundreds of years of use?

This feel insulting. Almost like it’s purposely misgendering, whereas “he / him” can simply by a mistake.

This feel insulting. Almost like it’s purposely misgendering, whereas “he / him” can simply by a mistake.

This makes no sense.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Insulin doesn't disqualify. Neither do birth control pills/shots/implants, or menopausal HRT. So I wouldn't worry about titty skittles in your transfusion, it's no worse than what is already in there.

The insulin requirement is more for selling plasma than blood donation (from diabetics I’ve known that did both).

Good to know. Or “good.” I’m already considering taking my name off the organ donation list because of trannies like Kevin Gibes. If it already happened once…

buddy was the most gender neutral one and that makes them the most angry????
wow. these mentally ill cheerleaders are their own worst critiques.

let's examine where you get called buddy in a normal setting:
"Hey buddy, you're in the fucking way"
"great buddy, I don't care"
"hey buddy, fuck off and leave me alone."

I think it's funny that being called buddy is usually when you piss someone off.
"Hey buddy." is basically the same as "Hey pal."

they hate "buddy" the most, are they annoying everyone on a regular basis?
then their friends are only fueling each other's anxiety over something actually gender neutral.
"omg yeah that one is the worst!!! because of being trans and trying to pass, that makes it really annoying to be called buddy!!!!"

no, it's the worst because it means you were probably fucking around and got yelled at.
it doesn't even refer to a specific gender, but it DOES get said when you piss someone off.
pissing people off is most likely the nature of whatever they were doing.
a cop will say sir and ma'am till the cows come home, but when you get "buddy" or "pal" you're probably being a dumbass and I think it's hilarious that no other than a group of faggot trannies are saying they hear this one so much. these guys are insanely pitiful.

This is one of the biggest ways that they squandered goodwill, in my opinion. They are that controlling over perfectly normal speech. “Buddy” and “pal” are some of the most neutral terms out there. “Dude” also disproportionately enrages them, because they believe it’s a crack in their already obvious disguise. I’ve even seen them try to claim that bio women not being offended by “dude” or use it for everyone do it out of internalized misogyny. Not that not only is “dude” often used in a gender neutral way in English save for specific contexts, but that most women know they’re women. It’s not like it’s a threat to their existence.

Or a fetish. Trannies love “girlies” for that reason.

 

[Stan]

Just one more rotdog repair and you'll be the man you were always meant to be. No chance the continued chopping of your urinary tract will leave you dependent on a catheter for the rest of your life. Just one more surgery!

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I’ve had a lot of negative developments this last week. I want to act so fucking dramatic and lay in bed for a week doing nothing. No kidding, this is probably the hardest part of recovery so far. I’m nearly a year post op, my repair was in November, and I still can’t pee properly. I had my catheter out for three weeks and I was active and excited about going swimming this summer and then I needed another catheter placed. The hardest part of this all is truly the loss of mobility. Just a week ago I was going to the gym, and running, now I’m lucky if I can get myself to do my daily activities.

It’s so hard because I was returning to what my life was before catheters and now I’ve been pulled back down. I can function okay with a catheter, it’s no where near as bad as other people’s. But it’s still extremely limiting and it’s still hard to come to terms with that fact that this is where I am right now.

Hopefully my next repair with resolve this.

catheter dependency is step 4 of the Gruffin plan to speedrun into the grave for a phalloplasty with UL. Godspeed lil pooner!

Spoiler: “do you know the gruffin plan?”

1. Get stage one phallo
2. Stage 2 UL
3. UL failure
4. Catheter dependency
5. Kidney injury
6. Dialysis dependency
7. Ded

 

[cypocryphy]

You will never remember the 2000s. You were born after 9/11. You don't remember Katrina. You don't remember Bush. You will never remember what life was like before widespread social media. You will never remember what life was like before smart phones.

Making fun of trannies was perfectly fine then too. tbh trannies weren't in the public consciousness that much until Bruce Jenner trooned out. (or at least that's how I remember it)

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Making fun of trannies was perfectly fine then too. tbh trannies weren't in the public consciousness that much until Bruce Jenner trooned out. (or at least that's how I remember it)

In an empire that values "personal liberty" above all other rights, there was always going to be a section of society that engaged in crossdressing/transvestism, but without outside influence, it was always going to be underground and relatively small.
"Transgender" was the rebrand used by academia to normalize crossdressing, and furthermore to make genital mutilation acceptable (partially because they're sickos, partially to open a new class of people who need constant medical attention to support their lifestyle).
It's the toasterfucker problem, with the added fuel of being pushed top-down.

 

[Nigger Respecter]

Occasionally you’d see a troon on like 20/20 or something in some segment called like “Reborn a Woman” and it was always treated like this fascinating medical oddity. Imagine this: a man who wants to be a woman and actually tries to live like one. No one involved actually thought these guys were women, it was just a polite fiction we let them live because eh why not who cares. It was probably the bathroom bill where people started thinking it was more than just a little slice of curiosity. And the troons turned up their craziness to 10 which didn’t help anything

 

[and 304 others]

Troon runs to hugbox when his epic HRT joke gets downdooted

Link

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

Troon runs to hugbox when his epic HRT joke gets downdooted
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Yes, of course, everyone is so familiar with your bizarre medical crap that tons of people would immediately know that's not where you're supposed to inject it, you super special center of the universe.

 

[Sean Andalou]

If it was lined with a bit of colon the troon can pretend it’s self-lubricating,

The colon is just "self lubricating" enough for its natural purpose, but there's a reason people use lots and lots of lube when they do anal.
You might think troons also do anal and therefore know this?

If you were in Communist USSR, you might instead be asked for your input on the 5-year plan, comrade.

 

[monstrous bubo]

The colon is just "self lubricating" enough for its natural purpose, but there's a reason people use lots and lots of lube when they do anal.

It’s a different bit of the food-to-poop highway. Anal is in the actual rectum, whereas if you keep going further up and take a bend you bump into the sigmoid colon, where no penis can reach. That does have natural lubrication to help your poop keep on moving. Apparently it makes the fauxgina smell gross, and after a few years stops producing slime anyway.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Just one more rotdog repair and you'll be the man you were always meant to be. No chance the continued chopping of your urinary tract will leave you dependent on a catheter for the rest of your life. Just one more surgery!

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I’ve had a lot of negative developments this last week. I want to act so fucking dramatic and lay in bed for a week doing nothing. No kidding, this is probably the hardest part of recovery so far. I’m nearly a year post op, my repair was in November, and I still can’t pee properly. I had my catheter out for three weeks and I was active and excited about going swimming this summer and then I needed another catheter placed. The hardest part of this all is truly the loss of mobility. Just a week ago I was going to the gym, and running, now I’m lucky if I can get myself to do my daily activities.

It’s so hard because I was returning to what my life was before catheters and now I’ve been pulled back down. I can function okay with a catheter, it’s no where near as bad as other people’s. But it’s still extremely limiting and it’s still hard to come to terms with that fact that this is where I am right now.

Hopefully my next repair with resolve this.

"DAWGS IN THE 'SHOP!"

This is one of the biggest ways that they squandered goodwill, in my opinion. They are that controlling over perfectly normal speech. “Buddy” and “pal” are some of the most neutral terms out there.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Troon raised Mormon thinks it's a W.
What do you think?

Reddit -- Archive
Many pictures. I picked this one because it's full length before and after.



Lots of encouragement in comments.

 

[Pepo]

Troon raised Mormon thinks it's a W.
What do you think?
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Many pictures. I picked this one because it's full length before and after.

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Lots of encouragement in comments.

Growing his hair our and combing it over does not hide his male patterned baldness, not to mention how awful that dress looks on him. It's way too tight around his midsection, and it looks like he's sucking in his gut to give himself more of an hourglass figure, but he's still so obviously male it's laughable.

Congrats dude, you went from a run-of-the-mill middle aged man to a pervert people will actively avoid in public.

 

[DootSkeleton]

Like... I have an earlobe piercing that is a little torn. I'm not going to tear the other one so they match! Who does that?!

Autists, people with OCD, and autists with OCD

 

[Delany's Donkey]

popped up in my windows news feed. lol

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