Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Marc Randazza proclaims he has been payed $386,282.65 to badly defend his client Nick Rekieta.

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https://x.com/marcorandazza/status/1920219493147562194

From the Monty thread, Nick has paid his lawyer, Marc Randazza, almost $400k to try to defend Nick's right to call Montagraph a vile term. The figure comes from Randazza himself.

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

>loud and obnoxious
>neglects his children
>gets high on anything he can get his hands on
>lies easily
Nick Rekieta is a nigger.

 

[Drama Trauma]

The anniversery of his pillstream and arrest is getting closer. Will he "celebrate" it? Maybe we see something juicy from @MNPublicRecords?

 

[Not Even Twice]

Trust Nick to get caught yelling at his kid on camera, then try and earn goodwill by doing a 1D chess move of instructing his kids to "show up asking for help so I can prove I'm a great dad!" only to have it backfire as all it shows is that he still isn't putting clean clothes on his children in between taking bathroom breaks and sounding like the Judge from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

And the lies, the constant fucking lies. I'm by no means Kayla's biggest fan, but it's no wonder she ended up being such a mental destitute. I can't imagine what it's like to constantly, day after day after day, having to live with Nick's lies and ACKCHYUALLY! corrections all the time. Not to mention he seems to get off on being physically intimidating/abusive to things he feels stronger than. Kids, racoons, skunks - maybe Kayla.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Is the cat a scottish fold? If so, why that particular type of cat? Is there some story I don't know behind it?

It's a dead meme. During coof when everything went online a clip went viral of a boomer lawyer from Texas freaking out a bit during a court hearing on zoom because he accidentally had a cat filter on and couldn't figure out how to turn it off:

 

[Fapcop]

@Fapcop can you confirm that you were the 4am ramen craving?

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This needs to be framed and hung up in the Louvre!

 

[Melty Butter]

I don't see any logic in Nick's behavior at all.
Fucking with Kurt, Sean, Nate and doing all that while trying to stream an ongoing court case.

I recently updated a friend on the Supertips system and this issue. Her response was great.

"Oh, yeah, and that's always worked. Fucking around with a bunch of lawyers with a sketchy, janky AI system that's not been legally tested by a guy on probation."

The irony is that the Supertips system could work, and it can be very, very funny. Whoever is writing all those Ronnie O'Neal Supertips on Nick's stream is hilarious. He/she is far funnier than Nick will ever be.

Alphabet/YT should replicate it with a proper TOS. IANAL, but I imagine that would involve a combination of: flashing words on-screen that say 'This is AI parody!', permission from those being parodied, a proper cut to the platform hosting and/or those being parodied, etc.

Sorry for the dumb question but as I understand it if he fails probation he goes to jail for 28 days. What happens if he does so and gets out and fails again? More jail time?

Not a dumb question. The answer is twofold.

1) What @Strix454 said, and the AI answer is accurate. It jives with my deep dives into MN law and Reddit (r/probation) in which people discuss it.


2) Problem: It's a pretty opaque system. The questions must be asked,

• How are POs incentivized?'
• Does the system want to go through the headache of doing any of these things if Nick violates his probation?

Kandiyohi County freely publishes its stats, which are compatible with most people on probation throughout the state.

For those on probation for 4 years (no stats for 5 years), the "success" rate is about 70%. It's a little unclear what happens to the 30% who fail.

For Nick, I could go both ways on the matter.

- On one hand they might be more vigilant and strict because he's pissed off virtually everyone in the County and has 5 kids.

- On the other hand, he's a litigious little fuck with a trust fund and no one wants the headache.

 

[AnOminous]

And if he gets totally and hopelessly off the rails and will not cooperate with them at all, the ultimate final threat is to impose the original sentence on him which would involve actual prison. But its the last resort.

The ultimate penalty would be if they not only did that but threw on more criminal charges for whatever crime he committed that violated probation, and also threw in other criminal charges for violating probation itself, then sentenced him consecutively for all of them.

(This isn't going to happen unless he murders someone or something, but at least in theory, you can actually end up worse off for having taken a deal and fucking it up than if you'd gone to trial and completely lost.)

 

[TertiaryObjective]

Sorry for the dumb question but as I understand it if he fails probation he goes to jail for 28 days. What happens if he does so and gets out and fails again? More jail time?

IANAL (there are people in this thread who are) but the 28 day prison sentence isn’t something that happens if he violates probation, it is something that is happening and may be deferred if he doesn’t violate probation. As of right now, he is to report to prison on Aug 1.

 

[AnOminous]

IANAL (there are people in this thread who are) but the 28 day prison sentence isn’t something that happens if he violates probation, it is something that is happening and may be deferred if he doesn’t violate probation. As of right now, he is to report to prison on Aug 1.

I'm not sure what kind of oversight they're doing on Nick, but just from his current behavior, the 28 days in jail is a real possibility. I mean I don't know what's in the water up there in Minnesota because they seem pretty weak on this stuff but he's really on thin ice and they can do it.

They probably should, to get this skinny faggot's attention.

 

[Oxyjen]

If you haven’t had the willpower to sit through any of Nick’s stream to catch him taking drugs, the Casino has the goods. Whip-it Wednesday is even worse than I expected.

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

For Nick, I could go both ways on the matter.

- On one hand they might be more vigilant and strict because he's pissed off virtually everyone in the County and has 5 kids.

- On the other hand, he's a litigious little fuck with a trust fund and no one wants the headache.

I ask because if he suspects 28 days is the most he'll get at some point he may just fail probation and take the time, and then feel he's scot free for the rest. Especially if they don't put him in jail right away. Logical? No. But he's an addict. I never see anyone talking about him failing probation multiple times. It always ends with 28 days in jail and nobody talks beyond that for the rest of the 5 years. Made me Inquire

 

[ascension failure]

Here's my prediction. Nick's set is going to be cringe as fuck. He's clearly not sleeping (possibly genuine PTSD by having his career nuked, not even meming) and abusing modafinil and Adderall to compensate.

It's going to catch up to him, hard. The nervousness or excitement of stage work is going to punch his narcolepsy into overdrive. He'll either be nearly asleep on stage or abuse the above drugs hard, overcompensate and be jittery as fuck.

We can only hope MNPublicRecords has something salacious to puff up the day.

"You know what's FUNNY and WEIRD? Ever notice how black guys fuck my wife like this? But white guys fuck my wife like this."

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

- ... why did that chocolate on my pillow taste so weird?
- haha, don't worry (giggles)... Welcome to MAP Vegas, Nick!

If you haven’t had the willpower to sit through any of Nick’s stream to catch him taking drugs, the Casino has the goods. Whip-it Wednesday is even worse than I expected.

They skipped the best part of that last clip!

 

[AnOminous]

I ask because if he suspects 28 days is the most he'll get at some point he may just fail probation and take the time, and then feel he's scot free for the rest. Especially if they don't put him in jail right away. Logical? No. But he's an addict. I never see anyone talking about him failing probation multiple times. It always ends with 28 days in jail and nobody talks beyond that for the rest of the 5 years. Made me Inquire

The 28 days thing is temporary. On or possibly before August 1, when the jail time starts if they impose it, that's what he's looking at. So if he fucks up (actually he is already fucking up) and/or they're just not happy with his behavior, he goes to jail on that day.

After that, they may defer it. I'm not sure whether they have the option of waiving it entirely at that point or if it stays there.

 

[Microplastics In My Blood]

If you haven’t had the willpower to sit through any of Nick’s stream to catch him taking drugs, the Casino has the goods. Whip-it Wednesday is even worse than I expected.

I know Nick isn't a very good lawyer, but he must not have heard of the 13th amendment because he is whipp'n it like there is no tomorrow.

seriously though. it's so fucking obvious. the absolute hubris to do whippets on stream when he knows everyone is just waiting for a slip up is actually mind-blowing

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think he is implying she had the munchies after a night of hot sex... where he spent the whole night chatting with his NAMBLA buddies holding her hand while she was being fucked by someone else.

Didn’t he say she woke him up at 4AM for ramen? But now he wants the internet to believe he made 4AM ramen after giving his wife the fuck of her life. We all know Nick is bad at sex, as proven by April being so dry that even Nick’s little worm made her bleed all over the sheets. But even the worse narcoleptic wouldn’t be pounding away in his sleep.

His lies are just so fucking gheeeeeeeeey.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

seriously though. it's so fucking obvious. the absolute hubris to do whippets on stream when he knows everyone is just waiting for a slip up is actually mind-blowing

If addicts made good decisions, they wouldn't be addicts.

 

[Soapmore]

seriously though. it's so fucking obvious. the absolute hubris to do whippets on stream when he knows everyone is just waiting for a slip up is actually mind-blowing

This is a man determined to fly the plane into the mountain, whether he knows it or not.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Didn’t he say she woke him up at 4AM for ramen? But now he wants the internet to believe he made 4AM ramen after giving his wife the fuck of her life. We all know Nick is bad at sex, as proven by April being so dry that even Nick’s little worm made her bleed all over the sheets. But even the worse narcoleptic wouldn’t be pounding away in his sleep.

His lies are just so fucking gheeeeeeeeey.

We all know this depressed gremlin isn't having sex anymore. No woman is attracted to this attention-starved, drug-abusing, seething-rage narcoleptic.