Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

Aaron Imholte and now this Karmic nobody prove: Rekieta is now a jobber for youtubers to level up on.

Worse, he's basically Melton's lackey now and is desperately trying to gain his approval

 

[Strix454]

2) Problem: It's a pretty opaque system. The questions must be asked,

• How are POs incentivized?'
• Does the system want to go through the headache of doing any of these things if Nick violates his probation?

The system is weighted toward bringing the person back into compliance with their probation. Someone like Nick can get away with a whole lot before they fully drop the hammer on him. The PO can make Nick's life hell in various progressively more annoying ways. Nick has to show minimum compliance with the probation process to avoid the worst-case outcomes.

But its less that the system is opaque than it is rather arbitrary. Alot of the time is down to the individual Probation Officer and to a lesser extent the judge. Someone like Nick really lives at their mercy in the process.

 

[Swole McPole]

From the Monty thread, Nick has paid his lawyer, Marc Randazza, almost $400k to try to defend Nick's right to call Montagraph a vile term. The figure comes from Randazza himself.

I'm guessing that's where the second house went to.

I said this right at the start. Even if Monty *was* a kiddy fiddler, a real lawyer would have advised him to apologize, pay $1000 to a charity of Montagraph's choice and put the thing to bed.

But Rekieta is a social media expert. He was going to grift off this and make a damn fortune. He saw the money he raked in during Weebwars. He saw how much support he got when YouTube tried to cancel him. I swear, this stupid fucker didn't see it as a disaster in the making, he saw it as an opportunity to grift his little heart out.

Well, that didn't work out so well, did it?

Cucked by Aaron. Cucked by Randazza And Monty is about to cuck him any minute now.

In the Nick v. Ralph debate, I will say this. At least Ralph has taken an ass-beating. Twice.

Nick's had his ass burst far more than twice though.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

But Rekieta is a social media expert. He was going to grift off this and make a damn fortune. He saw the money he raked in during Weebwars. He saw how much support he got when YouTube tried to cancel him. I swear, this stupid fucker didn't see it as a disaster in the making, he saw it as an opportunity to grift his little heart out.

Don't forget that Nick is likely still bitter at Mister Metokur for inspiring him to provoke this unwinnable case based off of rumors about Monty's "missing" video and previous loss in court.

 

[ItsAaronIgnoreMe]

I do enjoy the Qover to Melton's Dicksucker pipeline being layed out in such a visual fashion. Good work

Edit: @Third World Aristocrat according to Aaron's own claim on his KF post yesterday, he sent the letter and ring after he left but before their arrest. This would place it around late April / Early May

Im sorry if I mis spoke. BEFORE I LEFT this was 3 days before I left

 

[Nova902]

Nick gave up streaming today? or did he have to drive the kids across the country?

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Nick gave up streaming today? or did he have to drive the kids across the country?

He's flying to Las Vegas.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Nick gave up streaming today? or did he have to drive the kids across the country?

He’s on his way to MAPamania, to hang out with his pedophile buddies in Las Vegas.

Edit: Ninja’d by @Midnight Energy Drink

 

[Fapcop]

seriously though. it's so fucking obvious. the absolute hubris to do whippets on stream when he knows everyone is just waiting for a slip up is actually mind-blowing

Nicks twin curse, aside from his shitty, damaged personality, is that:

A: Hea kinda too pathetic and too much of a scrawny nerd to get a proper asskicking, and

B: His trustfund and money have always managed to keep him out of REAL trouble.

I guarantee you, that if he had spat blood and lost a tooth at least once, he wouldn’t have been acting like this.

And likewise, if he didn’t have enough FUCK YOU money to spend on lawyers, some judge would have managed to get through to him.

Nothing like: “Shit! I need to take out another mortgage to pay for a lawyer! I can’t be homeless!” To make you reevaluate your whole attitude towards things.

 

[AnOminous]

Didn’t he say she woke him up at 4AM for ramen? But now he wants the internet to believe he made 4AM ramen after giving his wife the fuck of her life. We all know Nick is bad at sex, as proven by April being so dry that even Nick’s little worm made her bleed all over the sheets. But even the worse narcoleptic wouldn’t be pounding away in his sleep.

His lies are just so fucking gheeeeeeeeey.

Considering he was spewing tardbabble all night in Pedomelt's chat, he could only have lasted something like a minute.

But Rekieta is a social media expert. He was going to grift off this and make a damn fortune. He saw the money he raked in during Weebwars. He saw how much support he got when YouTube tried to cancel him. I swear, this stupid fucker didn't see it as a disaster in the making, he saw it as an opportunity to grift his little heart out.

That just shows what an absolute mental moron he is. He managed to grift $300K, but how? Because a bunch of people conspired to defame an innocent man as a rapist and a pedophile.

So what does he do? Calls an innocent man a rapist, pedophile, snuff film maker, just all kinds of ugly false shit.

It's like he had no fucking clue why people would support Vic and that they'd support anyone else subjected to the same kind of vile conduct, and then on top of that he turned into a fucking cuck despite that being his go-to insult for years.

Hadn't he learned that nobody respects a cuck? A cuck is less than a man. A cuck is a pathetic husk, an object of pity and scorn.

And it's not like Monty's request for a retraction was even unreasonable. He didn't come off as some raging asshole blustering and making threats, to the point even Josh (who hates fake pedo allegations) just looked at the OP of the Monty thread and realized it was fucking bullshit and there was no factual basis for it at all, not even speculative.

That's the only retraction I think I've ever seen of something on the Farms from Josh based simply on a polite request. And Josh isn't known for reasonable responses usually.

Just not being an asshole goes a long way, and Nick's reputation plummeted into the toilet with that dumb stunt.

 

[Fapcop]

Nick gave up streaming today? or did he have to drive the kids across the country?

OHNOES! I’m sure the handful of viewers he has left from the Depp days who aren’t straight up balldo washing retards, will miss his insightful coverage and won’t just find an actual lawyer to follow instead.

I repeat what I said. If Nick wasn’t wealthy, but was actually dependent on his YouTube bucks to live, rather than for spare change for balldo oil, he’d take it a lot more seriously and wouldn’t just skip out of town because he has an opportunity to talk about Aaron’s semen to a room full of pedos.

 

[PhoBingas]

How in the F are they supposed to raise five kids? Do the kids just fend for themselves until noon, when their fail parents decide to get up? Are the kids responsible for waking up their parents after a few hours of sleep, and then later just have to deal while mom and dad sleep all afternoon?

That's what the nanny was for, until Rackets probably perved on her too hard. I bet they have a reputation in the city and couldn't even find a sitter that wasn't their family.

 

[AnOminous]

Don't forget that Nick is likely still bitter at Mister Metokur for inspiring him to provoke this unwinnable case based off of rumors about Monty's "missing" video and previous loss in court.

You'd think Nick would realize the fact that someone lost a defamation suit on procedural grounds didn't mean the allegations in question were actually true. It's not like he was a major actor in relation to such a case and watched it firsthand.

Fucking dimwit spastic fuckup.

That's what the nanny was for, until Rackets probably perved on her too hard. I bet they have a reputation in the city and couldn't even find a sitter that wasn't their family.

Imagine living in a small town where everyone knows everyone's business and your business is as scummy and trashy as the life of the Cuckieta family. I'd just eat a Glock.

Nick is too stupid even to be humiliated by being the local joke of a cuck that he is.

We all know Nick is bad at sex, as proven by April being so dry that even Nick’s little worm made her bleed all over the sheets.

That shit never happened. It's the sort of sex remark you'd expect of some fat virgin in high school boasting about what a sex-having sex-haver he is and how much sex he's had, which is bizarre considering he has five children who are presumably his own, implying he actually has had sex.

Whatever, he's a mega-cringelord.

But its less that the system is opaque than it is rather arbitrary. Alot of the time is down to the individual Probation Officer and to a lesser extent the judge. Someone like Nick really lives at their mercy in the process.

Pretty much this. This isn't a legal opinion, I just know an alarming number of people (including myself) who have ended up on the wrong end of the law from time to time, and you can get a PO with a personality anywhere from Mr. Van Driessen on Beavis and Butt-head to R. Lee Ermey.

 

[ItsAaronIgnoreMe]

That's what the nanny was for, until Rackets probably perved on her too hard. I bet they have a reputation in the city and couldn't even find a sitter that wasn't their family.

The nanny was disgusted by the lifestyle, she was a sweetheart and our arrangement creeped her out. Nick thought nobody knew, everyone could tell.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Imagine your lawyer correcting someone on Twitter to explain that he is actually costing you MORE money than people thought.

Weird marketing tactic aside, I'd be pissed if my lawyer broadcast how much I was spending on them in my defense.

 

[daffodils]

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If the number is 300k, then most of Nick's house went into Randazza's pocket. If the number is significantly less than 300k, then most of Nick's house went up Nick's nose. In either case, there's only one retard.

 

[PhoBingas]

The nanny was disgusted by the lifestyle, she was a sweetheart and our arrangement creeped her out. Nick thought nobody knew, everyone could tell.

Don't really blame her. If she was a half-decent sitter I doubt she'd be hard up for other clients, even if cracketa and crew tried to drag her name through the mud.
People into drugs always think they're so sly and nobody know what they're up to, but in reality 95% of people can tell if someone's even high on weed. If someone's on coke, or molly or meth, you can just tell.
Everybody in the thread could tell he was doing bumps off stream when he started to unravel.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The 28 days thing is temporary. On or possibly before August 1, when the jail time starts if they impose it, that's what he's looking at. So if he fucks up (actually he is already fucking up) and/or they're just not happy with his behavior, he goes to jail on that day.

He should’ve gotten a job at a gas station or grocery store instead of I don’t know livestreaming your own fucked up state to the entire Internet. If high schoolers can just barely work high then so could Nick and he’d be in peace and not risk pissing off his PO

 

[WhoBusTank69]

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Hopping in the shower to call my lawyer, brb

 

[not william stenchever]

I bet they have a reputation in the city and couldn't even find a sitter that wasn't their family.

As if Nick wouldn't creep on Kayla's female relatives right in front of her too.