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Fuck chromebooks. I remember they started rolling them out in my high school the year before I graduated, and I hated them.

But fuck these kids. They're not yours, that's not how people act at work, treat it with respect. They're probably the kids to REEE and try to punch a teacher for taking their phone in-class.

Edit: fixed my typo lol
 
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And nothing of value was lost.

Dear Chromebooks: You will never be a real computer. You have no games. You have no GPU. You have the hardware of a budget laptop from 2010. You are a sanitized web browser attached to a keyboard. None of the niggers that use you will ever want to do so for more than the absolute minimum required by Mrs. Wigger in 6th grade English.
 
Based. Chromebooks are fucking gay and should be treated with the proper procedures as the videos show.
I think everybody in this thread shares a similar sentiment in regards to Chromebooks, I agree with you that they're useless pieces of shit (that provide no benefits to the Windows-installed desktops many public schools were using a decade or two ago) that are commercially overcharged by both manufacturers and Google to make a greedy profit from the schools that buy them, HOWEVER, that does not mean that the behavior being displayed by the students as demonstrated is morally acceptable because of this.

This is quite frankly niggermonkey-tier behavior and I'm surprised that this even became a trend at all in the first place - and, if anything, it demonstrates that the education system itself has failed the modern youth. This wasn't the standard back then (again, 1-2 decades ago). US citizens' tax dollars go towards this kind of funding, only for retarded students to destroy school property for no other reason than "haha funny look I'm so devious". Fucking outrageous.
 
I think everybody in this thread shares a similar sentiment in regards to Chromebooks, I agree with you that they're useless pieces of shit (that provide no benefits to the Windows-installed desktops many public schools were using a decade or two ago) that are commercially overcharged by both manufacturers and Google to make a greedy profit from the schools that buy them, HOWEVER, that does not mean that the behavior being displayed by the students as demonstrated is morally acceptable because of this.

This is quite frankly niggermonkey-tier behavior and I'm surprised that this even became a trend at all in the first place - and, if anything, it demonstrates that the education system itself has failed the modern youth. This wasn't the standard back then (again, 1-2 decades ago). US citizens' tax dollars go towards this kind of funding, only for retarded students to destroy school property for no other reason than "haha funny look I'm so devious". Fucking outrageous.
You don't really get your privilege. Chromebooks aren't really that different to other laptops. Try being based and having a giant ass PC with a fullsize keyboard and a giant screen and everything else and then working alongside people who think they're productive using a tiny ass macbook with a 12" screen.

Total laptop death.
 
I read a story about a public school teacher that contemplated quitting their profession because the students were disrespectful, destructive, and dangerous. Take a guess what area it was in. This is the problem; teens aren't reprimanded for their actions. That's how you go from this to a group of teens harassing/beating up/killing random people on the street.
 
It just astounds me how so many people, especially (but certainly not only) kids at school, want to destroy stuff just because they can. Like how there's nice stuff they have publicly available out in the open in Korea, and Japan that would just get instantly destroyed for no reason, not even stolen, in most places. But hey, if random destruction causes 3 seconds of primal feel good hormones, that's reason enough to it.
 
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And I bet it's still trying to load up that google chrome
I find it funny that they skimp out on the included RAM even to this day, when Google Chrome, as a browser, is (and has been for the past decade) very well known for being the biggest RAM hoarder to ever exist. I genuinely don't think you can get much scummier with software + hardware than with chromeOS and Chromebooks.
 
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Is this worse or better than that "devious lick" trend a few years back where kids were allegedly stealing entire toilets from school bathrooms?
I'd honestly be impressed at high schoolers knowing how to shut off the water so that they could steal a flushometer valve without making an immediately obvious mess.
 
I know that every generation has complained about the younger generation since literally the dawn of man. But holy shit, this is our future.

I'm starting to feel like some incredibly dystopian ass "If you've committed these offenses, you don't earn the right to breed" bullshit is starting to look like a decent idea.
 
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HOWEVER, that does not mean that the behavior being displayed by the students as demonstrated is morally acceptable because of this.
Then suddenly, the parents would be bitching to the school about their child's education or why students are using outdated materials or why they have to front the cost FOR their school supplies. When I went to school, we weren't even trusted to leave the classroom if all the laptops weren't accounted for and placed back into the charging racks. And they were Macbooks. (Not Macbooks, but Powerbooks.)
 
I feel sorry for kids today that they'll never get to experience high school as it was in the 90's and early 2000's before cellphones became widely available. We used to enjoy fun activities such as:
  • installing Linux over top of the default Windows 98/XP OS on school computers because the people in charge of the computer network was the librarian and wood shop teacher who both knew nothing about computers
  • whipping tennis balls at each other (aka playing Red Ass) at the nearest brick wall at recess (this was more of a grade 7/8 thing for me)
  • making fun of the theatre/drama students, or students who lived in the nearby town that the rest of us deemed to be a shit hole where you shouldn't drink the water
  • beating up the gay kids
  • you and your buddy grabbing the weak kids by the arms and legs and swing-tossing them down the huge hill that leads to the football field that we used to sled down and build snow ramps on in the winter
  • smoking out in the smoke pit
  • skipping school to smoke weed
  • not bringing guns to school and not having to do active shooter drills
  • selling Mew's to the other kids at recess for $2 a piece because you were the only kid rich enough to get a Gameshark (this was also a grade 7/8 thing for me)
Kids today are a bunch of pussies.
 
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