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i hardly know anyone my age who had a good class prank. It's always "Oh we asked the art teacher to let us into school after hours and put sticky notes everywhere. She ran it by the principal, and we got his approval. So everyone was shocked to see a big 'Class of 20XX' spelled out in the lobby the next morning!!", or some unbelievably cringe shit like that. Class pranks seem to have been co-opted by the school themselves via the theater kids. It warms my heart to see zoomers acting like savages again.
Glee made everything retarded and gay
 
i hardly know anyone my age who had a good class prank. It's always "Oh we asked the art teacher to let us into school after hours and put sticky notes everywhere. She ran it by the principal, and we got his approval. So everyone was shocked to see a big 'Class of 20XX' spelled out in the lobby the next morning!!", or some unbelievably cringe shit like that. Class pranks seem to have been co-opted by the school themselves via the theater kids. It warms my heart to see zoomers acting like savages again.
All the pranks in my day was just rolling notebook paper, lighting it up with a match or a lighter from the class crack whore and going "haha weed". But I do remember two food related pranks when one teacher broke down because my friend threw a slice of ham into the AC and the room stank like ass and another student got expelled for leaving a whole ass fish in the toilet bowl.
 
Why? I can easily imagine a bored nigger jamming his graphite pencil into every port on his computer and discovering fire one day
I'm looking at the tiktok evidence and everyone doing the graphite trick is white or mexican.
This is happening because of chromebooks being shit, zoomers being niggers, and the chinese government being petty and telling kids on tiktok how to make incense.
 
If you're a kid and vaguely follow the news then you'll see how much bombing and shit goes on in the world (which the US funds a large amount of) and it is probably at least a vague cause of them treating property like shit in the first place.
Everyone knows all of these wars are meaningless. No American has actually "fought for their country" in like 75 years at this point. There's no sense of national pride to get behind in the first place.

Cops are wildly abusive. Politicians are super corrupt.

If you're growing up in that kind of a world, why would you protect school property?
You say that shit like it's all new. We've been blowing the world up since before I was born. Politicians have been corrupt since politicians became a thing. Police have been beating the fuck out of people since before this was a country. What does any of that have to do with the feral children that exist today?

By that logic, as a grown ass man who knew life prior to the patriot act, who pays bills and buys groceries, lived through witnessing multiple genocides and horrific pointless wars, I should be the one destroying shit for no fucking reason.
 
You say that shit like it's all new. We've been blowing the world up since before I was born. Politicians have been corrupt since politicians became a thing. Police have been beating the fuck out of people since before this was a country. What does any of that have to do with the feral children that exist today?

By that logic, as a grown ass man who knew life prior to the patriot act, who pays bills and buys groceries, lived through witnessing multiple genocides and horrific pointless wars, I should be the one destroying shit for no fucking reason.
It's always been there to some degree but it has never been quite this overt or in people's face and all over social media (including TikTok). If you wanted to know this shit 15 years ago you'd actually have to read and watch the news, which young people don't do that much.
 
All the pranks in my day was just rolling notebook paper, lighting it up with a match or a lighter from the class crack whore and going "haha weed". But I do remember two food related pranks when one teacher broke down because my friend threw a slice of ham into the AC and the room stank like ass and another student got expelled for leaving a whole ass fish in the toilet bowl.
Yeah there were a lot of fun pranks the non-faggots did in my school. Mostly computer-based though. I had a friend who screengrabbed the computer teacher's desktop, deleted all the shortcuts, and set the screengrab as the desktop wallpaper. The teacher could not figure out why his shortcuts weren't working, and he was too bad with computers to use the fucking start menu to navigate to the lesson. But i was specifically referring to a CLASS prank, which is something the graduating class traditionally pulls off as a group. Not sure if that tradition is present outside of the US.
 
I knew a kid who would steal power adapters, cables and stuff. I thought it was hilarious. He said it was recompense for making him work so hard to get his high grades.

The problem imo is that the concepts of respect and dignity have become alien to western people. We've come to believe that respect is only a synonym for fear, when it should mean something much more than that. The kids are committing devious licks and destroying school property because they have no respect for their community, and no pride in it.

Schools should fire all the jannies and force the kids to do all of the jannie work if they don't want to be expelled. Mattah fact, kids should be doing real work, not just endless studying.

I'm starting to feel like some incredibly dystopian ass "If you've committed these offenses, you don't earn the right to breed" bullshit is starting to look like a decent idea.
Only just now? We should have started a full-scale Brave New World eugenics programs in the dang 1950's. Look at the quality of the average mutt human in both character physiognomy. You should need a parenting loicense to have a kid, at the VERY minimum.

you and your buddy grabbing the weak kids by the arms and legs and swing-tossing them down the huge hill that leads to the football field that we used to sled down and build snow ramps on in the winter
Surely this is more niggerly than breaking a shitty school laptop? What'd they do to deserve it besides being weak enough for two other kids to overpower?

And no, it didn't happen to me. I saw a kid get taped to a pole once - but he was a real asshole, so I didn't feel bad.
 
Exactly. Can't even put linux on it, can't download anything, any interesting sites are blocked, nothing to do but nig out and slam it against a wall for a laugh with friends
You can use any Jupyter style thing including google’s colab.
 
because they have no respect for their community, and no pride in it.
Can't imagine why
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Abolish Public schools
I knew a kid who would steal power adapters, cables and stuff. I thought it was hilarious. He said it was recompense for making him work so hard to get his high grades.

The problem imo is that the concepts of respect and dignity have become alien to western people. We've come to believe that respect is only a synonym for fear, when it should mean something much more than that. The kids are committing devious licks and destroying school property because they have no respect for their community, and no pride in it.

Schools should fire all the jannies and force the kids to do all of the jannie work if they don't want to be expelled. Mattah fact, kids should be doing real work, not just endless studying.


Only just now? We should have started a full-scale Brave New World eugenics programs in the dang 1950's. Look at the quality of the average mutt human in both character physiognomy. You should need a parenting loicense to have a kid, at the VERY minimum.


Surely this is more niggerly than breaking a shitty school laptop? What'd they do to deserve it besides being weak enough for two other kids to overpower?

And no, it didn't happen to me. I saw a kid get taped to a pole once - but he was a real asshole, so I didn't feel bad.
Better yet, just abolish public school, completely privatize it.

Some.. Actually most kids are not meant for school, just lax child labor laws and send them into the workforce early.
They don't belong there and they know that, that's why they are doing this.
 
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