Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[zzzten]

So karl owes billy 1.8 million dollars worth of gold?

 

[Saint Agustin]

I've enjoyed the story arc since the beginning. But I do wonder where it ends. Karl either continues slogging on through life to pay back Billy, with all the strain that has on his relationship and family. Or, his wife has enough and leaves, can't make it work with him being sullen, depressed, moody and let's face it, an abject failure as a man in her eyes.

Both are critical to how his story as a lolcow will continue or end. I don't believe this is a man who is built to be alone. Very weak, unconfident and unassertive in his life, and the opposite sex.

Losing EVERYTHING will probably be the end for him. Being alone and just gaming, making slop fomo ad based videos to pay Billy will only drive him deeper into despair. How long will he have to keep paying to pay Billy up fully? I haven't crunched the numbers. Will his dwindling YouTube videos help him live and pay his bills and billy debts? Or would he have to go work at McDonald's?

I don't see any future for this guy. Only despair and early death. And I've said before that it's deserved. Not just for making Billy slander vids, but for actively contributing to the death of a fellow human himself, and projecting it falsely onto someone else.

Karl death prediction - this year 2025 around Christmas time. Sorry if that's a morbid thought. But I just don't see any other way this story ends. Deserved or not in some eyes, he's going to rope imo. Personally, I feel it's the justice Apollo truly deserves in all this. No matter if he was just as spergy as all these other speedrun tards

My prediction is that he will troon out, like all spedrunners do. Karl will also become a lolcow when views start to dwindle and he doesn't get the dopamine hit of views and revenue.

Plus Billy will NEVER let go now, and every safe space (like his discord) is now compromised by weens trying to get a ride of Karl.

He will rope of course, but maybe next year. Karl will be the next Cosmos.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

@Saint Agustin without the spare bucks for drilling in a stinkditch and getting some fake titties he may just have to settle with wearing dresses on stream. AGP arc, but without the crotch rot as it were. Then 41%. Makes sense cos he's a super coomer.

Edit: Karla Jobst will be the new euphoric name lmao

 

[neger psykolog]

Can you retards stop trying to derail this thread with the autistic sperging if Billy cheated? Nobody gives a flying fuck.

This is a drama forum known for having the most autistic userbase possible and given video game high scores and cheating on them is among the most autistic subjects out there sadly your request is extremely

 

[Swagmaster69]

It seems that Karl created generational debt for his descendents over nothing ( if he ever has kids).

 

[Barry Williams]

It seems that Karl created generational debt for his descendents over nothing ( if he ever has kids).

Nigger, not only does Karl have a child it's half chink and he named him Maximus Wong.

 

[Jack the Nigga]

Is Karl seriously one of those faggots who has a wife and kid and then makes sure they keep his wifes maiden name?

 

[Ol' Slag]

Billy Hot Sauce Review

I decided to play along with the meme and pick up a bottle of the basic hot sauce offered on the website using a discount code.

The sauce took a bit to arrive but it wasn't a long turnaround.

The packaging is fair with a blurb about Billy, colorful display and a decent seal for packaging that would make sure leaking during transit is unlikely.

The sauce has a better consistency than most of the sauces offered in stores. It is not watery and not overly thick. When applied to various meats or sandwiches it doesn't over saturate the product.

The spice level is fair. Honestly, I would prefer hotter but I am a bit of a scoville enthusiast. For an everyday sauce it was actually pretty good. It's is slightly vinegary but not overpowering. Also the aroma of the sauce is pretty on point for this spice level.

I will say the pricing is a bit high on this product. If it could be around the 10 dollar mark with shipping, I could see this being my daily hot sauce that always has a place in my fridge.

Overall, I would give this hot sauce a solid B+.

TLDR: Billy sauce is pretty good if a bit of a high price point.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Both of these games/properties are totally irrelevant nowadays. Especially Pacman. No one gives a fuck about Pacman.
As for Mario? Soyboys who preordered the latest Nintendo Switch care about it. That and literal 9 year old kids.

Donkey Kong makes regular appearances in Smash and Mario Kart/Sports Game series and Donkey Kong Country IP itself is still strong. Donkey Kong is also one of the more famous/popular Nintendo characters of all time, despite not really having much games these days.
At least pretend you have any idea on what you're talking about.

At this point I'm not even sure if he "cheated" in the true sense of the word. He broke record submission rules and lied about it. There's a narrow view among vidya autists that equates any breaking of rules to cheating.

Also, fuck the people bemoaning the hot sauce appreciators. I've been planning on trying some new mild sauces for months. I was already considering trying Rickey's and realized this was the perfect opportunity due to my ability to get 10% off my order using discount code "JOBST."

He is still one of, if not the most skilled Donkey Kong players in the world and nobody can deny that. That's a fact, and everything else is a formality, purity spiraling speedrunner troons can suck his dick and choke on it.

 

[Echo_Doge]

Billy Mitchell is a cheater and a litigious prick. But he has some real charisma. It's like his whole life is playing a character. The fact that he has worn the same clothes and haircut for the last 40 years. The way he carries himself, he seems like he always has a just slightly furrowed brow so as not to look too friendly. I've been searching, and I can't find a single instance where he has been photographed with someone who is taller than him. He even has the sniveling henchmen like Walter Day from Twin Galaxies (who have also worn the same silly costumes for 40 years) who are nowhere near as cool and powerful as he is surrounding him like he's Skeletor or something. All of it is just chef's kiss.

I watched The King of Kong with my dad like 15+ years ago. He had watched it before and when Billy came on screen he said "Oh my god, that guy is the biggest sleazeball I have EVER seen in my life!" He's absolutely fantastic as a villain. I unironically kinda like him.

The more I look at this it also feels like nothing is real and I'm taking crazy pills. Like this is all bullshit and I have been thinking that pro-wrestling is real all this time. I mean really, an albino australian? Who speedruns Goldeneye and has a chink wife?? And he has a secret past as a failed pick-up artist instructor??? Come the fuck on now. There's no way any of this shit is real.

If nothing else, the man knows how to play himself up and market a persona.

Whether he cheated or not, he knew the allegations would never go away, so he played it up, putting on a smug, arrogant, sleezey image and cashed in on being the "bad guy" surrounded by controversy.

Say what you will, but the dude will pretty much never have to work a shitty 9-5 job ever again.


Especially compared to Jobst, who just ruined his entire financial future because he wanted to talk shit, be an Internet tough guy, and play lawyer.

 

[McSneaks]

>B-Billy isn't collecting money fast enough, that means he l-lost!
Pathetic COPE.

Where did I say he lost faggot? Where did I even express any judgement in that comment whatsoever about any of them or the case? All I said is your comment is wrong, which it is, because you didn't "literally get" anything when you....didn't actually get anything. Typical jew counting money that doesn't even exist yet

Put the bottle of glue down and stick to the farts

 

[米津玄師]

Very latepost (I just saw the news), but:

For us people from 2nd world countries, it's more money that we'll see in a lifetime.

>"1.8 million AUD doesn't sound THAT ba-"
>convert that number to my third world country's currency
>four extra zeroes added to the number
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Hahaha. Ha. Haha. Karl is in debt for THE REST OF TIME.

I didn't need that reminder of how bad the inflation here is though

 

[William_Sterog]

The court image is false, but is it false the Discord message?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

He cannot file a lawsuit against Karl without sending a Concern Notice first, it is mandatory in Australia.
So the most Karl could have received is a Concern Notice, unless he forgot to tell his viewers about a previous one.

Which I highly doubt since he liked to flaunt them so much and they generated great viewer numbers.

Faking a Discord message is 2 minutes of work, just give yourself the server-username Karl Jost, use his pfp, write whatever you want, reply to your own gay message with ??? and a screenshot. Unless there is an official record of a court case, it is all gayops.

 

[Requiem for a Ween]

If nothing else, the man knows how to play himself up and market a persona.
Whether he cheated or not, he knew the allegations would never go away, so he played it up, putting on a smug, arrogant, sleezey image and cashed in on being the "bad guy" surrounded by controversy.
Say what you will, but the dude will pretty much never have to work a shitty 9-5 job ever again.
Especially compared to Jobst, who just ruined his entire financial future because he wanted to talk shit, be an Internet tough guy, and play lawyer.

In a strange way I have to agree. It reminds me a little of that time someone tried to cheat Who Wants to be A Millionaire with an audience plant coughing the answers. On the one hand it completely violates my innate sense of fair play and sportsmanship. I don't really claim to understand all the details, but it all sounds very dirty. On the other hand the opportunity was their and looking at things objectively he'd have been stupid not to take it. I only wish I could have such a cutthroat attitude.

It's disgusting that he perverted the spirit of competition, but hardly criminal in my eyes and I don't really blame him considering the take. I might have a few choice words about it though were it anything I was genuinely invested in.

 

[BicketyBuckBumble]

He cannot file a lawsuit against Karl without sending a Concern Notice first, it is mandatory in Australia.
So the most Karl could have received is a Concern Notice, unless he forgot to tell his viewers about a previous one.

Which I highly doubt since he liked to flaunt them so much and they generated great viewer numbers.

Faking a Discord message is 2 minutes of work, just give yourself the server-username Karl Jost, use his pfp, write whatever you want, reply to your own gay message with ??? and a screenshot. Unless there is an official record of a court case, it is all gayops.

It is 100 percent gayops on Karl’s end. He and his Discord orbiters were talking about this earlier but they mentioned posting fake information to mess with LUS and other people.



They had talked about spreading fake information earlier (I need to find the message) as some kind of own to the haters (so they can smugly chuckle at them getting fooled or some shit, Karl’s obviously heated that there’s moles all over his server).
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[Gobermental Supervisor]

They had talked about spreading fake information earlier (I need to find the message) as some kind of own to the haters (so they can smugly chuckle at them getting fooled or some shit, Karl’s obviously heated that there’s moles all over his server).
Edit:

I bet LUS will fall for it anyway, dude is too dumb.
Even this low effort attempt might trip him up.

 

[AN/ALR56]

It is 100 percent gayops on Karl’s end. He and his Discord orbiters were talking about this earlier but they mentioned posting fake information to mess with LUS and other people.
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They had talked about spreading fake information earlier (I need to find the message) as some kind of own to the haters (so they can smugly chuckle at them getting fooled or some shit, Karl’s obviously heated that there’s moles all over his server).
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Imagine wasting your time trolling a failed lawyer with 1k views while you have 1 million dollars in debt.
Rekieta tier insanity.

 

[William_Sterog]

He cannot file a lawsuit against Karl without sending a Concern Notice first, it is mandatory in Australia.
So the most Karl could have received is a Concern Notice, unless he forgot to tell his viewers about a previous one.

Which I highly doubt since he liked to flaunt them so much and they generated great viewer numbers.

Faking a Discord message is 2 minutes of work, just give yourself the server-username Karl Jost, use his pfp, write whatever you want, reply to your own gay message with ??? and a screenshot. Unless there is an official record of a court case, it is all gayops.

I think that it is highly probable that the messages are fake, but given how Karl misrepresented Mitchell 's Concern Notice previously, I expect anything from him.

Edit: Okay, it is a GayOp against Lus. Which I also thought as a possibility, but it is still so pathetic...

 

[bortherman]

Own those discord rats with fake info.
That'll clear the debt faster and not just alienate normies when they realise you are lying after hearing it 4th hand
.