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In a classic 'The Simpsons' episode, a teacher explains her recent illness was psychosomatic. The children wonder what that means and someone suggests 'it means she's lying' and another says 'it means she's crazy' and the teacher admits it was 'a little from column A and a little from column B'.
Um ackychyually she says "it was a little of both". "Column A/Column B" is from Grampa claiming he's the Lindbergh baby to stall the feds chasing his wife.
no, it's the worst because it means you were probably fucking around and got yelled at.
it doesn't even refer to a specific gender, but it DOES get said when you piss someone off.
pissing people off is most likely the nature of whatever they were doing.
I'm going to start using "Buddy" as the term for the token annoying troon in womens' social groups that they're always too afraid to oust.
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a cop will say sir and ma'am till the cows come home, but when you get "buddy" or "pal" you're probably being a dumbass and I think it's hilarious that no other than a group of faggot trannies are saying they hear this one so much. these guys are insanely pitiful.
You know how people also use buddy? To talk to children much younger than them, and... to the mentally disabled. There is a good chance many troons had to be put in the special needs classes and got frustrated being talked to like they're slow in the minds, whether it was justified frustration (from condescending) or not (because they were actively stupid but were too stupid to realize it).

I am certain a lot of trans autists grew up being talked down to with autism because people didn't realize they were high functioning autists instead of mid-low functioning. The idea of a large hon flying off the handle if someone bends over his table to go "Hey buddy, what 'cha doing?" in a tone used for the retarded is hilarious. :story:
 
You know how people also use buddy? To talk to children much younger than them, and... to the mentally disabled. There is a good chance many troons had to be put in the special needs classes and got frustrated being talked to like they're slow in the minds, whether it was justified frustration (from condescending) or not (because they were actively stupid but were too stupid to realize it).

I am certain a lot of trans autists grew up being talked down to with autism because people didn't realize they were high functioning autists instead of mid-low functioning. The idea of a large hon flying off the handle if someone bends over his table to go "Hey buddy, what 'cha doing?" in a tone used for the retarded is hilarious. :story:
then they think girls saying dude is conforming to misogynies when the faggots and trannies themselves single handedly made the term TERF, which is worse than saying dude or buddy.

what kind of back handed assistance is this shit, they call woman terfs but now they want to defend that woman don't like being called dudes? literally what?

if any female knows better than this bullshit, they get berated and called a terf and trans people are most certainly not friends with them.
but if any girls support trannies and hate the term dude, then they suddenly agree?

I don't think those kind of girls even exist, buddy.
it's like whatever "girl" cares about this is actually just a man in a dress.
 
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to the rapefugees of 4chan on here, can you do us a favor and send airstrikes to troon commie encampments please and thank you.
I like how people who easily fall to extremism "self correct" by going to the other end of the spectrum. Two sides of the same mentally ill coin, I guess its easier to flip it then to get away from that mindset.
 
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This has to be some kind of bingo. Also I'm genuinely shocked at the relative cleanliness of the room. I expected far worse
Being into anime isn't a tranny indicator really. That being said, it is weird to spend money on a Madoka scroll right next to something so generic I can't even recognize it. Where are the figures? The blankets? The manga collection? It's so halfhearted that I actually don't think he's into those, he just uses them as a base for his girl-identity.
 
Being into anime isn't a tranny indicator really. That being said, it is weird to spend money on a Madoka scroll right next to something so generic I can't even recognize it. Where are the figures? The blankets? The manga collection? It's so halfhearted that I actually don't think he's into those, he just uses them as a base for his girl-identity.
Being almost exclusively into the CGDCT genre and/or anime with mostly a female cast is absolutely an indicator of being a troon. I've never met any dude that consistently watched slice of life/yuri shlock that didn't eventually troon out or is currently thinking about it.
 
Being almost exclusively into the CGDCT genre and/or anime with mostly a female cast is absolutely an indicator of being a troon. I've never met any dude that consistently watched slice of life/yuri shlock that didn't eventually troon out or is currently thinking about it.
What does it mean if a cis female watches them?
 
Being almost exclusively into the CGDCT genre and/or anime with mostly a female cast is absolutely an indicator of being a troon. I've never met any dude that consistently watched slice of life/yuri shlock that didn't eventually troon out or is currently thinking about it.
I fucking hate this stereotype that watching CGDCT anime leads to trooning because you're basically admitting that the trannies succeeded in stealing your media. You're admitting that trannies won. This seems like a thing that would evolve into an unpleasant self-fulfilling prophecy, when guys who watched slice-of-life all-female anime before and didn't think of trooning out would now be introduced to such a possibility. Anime like K-On! and Lucky Star existed way before trannies became mainstream. They are one of the main cultural hallmarks of 2000s anime, we should not condemn them as "those cartoons that sissy-hypno every adolescent male into trooning out"
 
I fucking hate this stereotype that watching CGDCT anime leads to trooning because you're basically admitting that the trannies succeeded in stealing your media. You're admitting that trannies won. This seems like a thing that would evolve into an unpleasant self-fulfilling prophecy, when guys who watched slice-of-life all-female anime before and didn't think of trooning out would now be introduced to such a possibility. Anime like K-On! and Lucky Star existed way before trannies became mainstream. They are one of the main cultural hallmarks of 2000s anime, we should not condemn them as "those cartoons that sissy-hypno every adolescent male into trooning out"
That's what I'm saying. A lot of guys in this thread seem to firmly believe that any kind of anime is a direct pipeline to troonery, which is pretty retarded. You gotta remember, the weirdos snipping their dicks off are a whole different beast from the shut ins who just liked watching moe shit. That shit is brand new.
 
Built on sand: a man's castle is soon lost to the tide of common sense when his wife is less than pleased about his plans to transition. This one is one to watch for sure, as this moron has detonated his life under 24 hours ago. Keep your popcorn kernels poppin' Kiwis, we got a live one!
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Just told my wife I’m MtF trans, she’s bawling, I’ve destroyed her, and I hate myself so much right now. This is unbearable.

I’m 44, unemployed, 3 kids, and I’ve just dropped a bomb on my life. Oh Christ what have I done? This is unberable.
Edit 1: She stopped crying & is now livid with me & wants me to move out of our house ASAP. We bought the house together & are still paying the mortgage. She can’t kick me out in the state of NV, but this hurts beyond words, I fear for my kids being alone with her in her enraged state.
Edit 2: Now that this has become my “worst case scenario”, I urgently need an LGBTQ-friendly law firm with experience representing LGBTQ clients getting divorced by their soon-to-be ex-spouse. My wife has made it crystal clear that she’s looking to move fast & divorce me. If you know of any such law firms in the greater Las Vegas area, please let me know!!! I’m grasping at straws here!!!
Edit 3: I’m very sorry to everyone for spamming that same sentence over & over. Today was easily one of the worst days of my life (so far) and I was just going insane at the chaos that had befallen me. I humbly ask for your patience & forgiveness 🙏🏻 & I promise to work on my mediation practice to achieve more calm.
Edit 4: Thank you all SO MUCH for the kind, loving words of support and for sharing all your deeply personal stories with me today. It means the world to me. I promise I won’t stop trying to be a good person, a good parent to my kids, and if she’ll have me, a good partner to my wife.
If transition is so supposedly life-saving, then why do trannies and pooners seem universally miserable afterward? This particular pooner has had a rough go of it, as life just doesn't seem the same anymore after she went into septic shock after her first ever surgery (which, while she doesn't clarify if it was top surgery or not, I am suspicious all the same). Having known people who survived sepsis, it is a dreadful and traumatic predicament to recover from, so for once I will extend my sympathies.
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feeling incel coded

can't explain it, I just don't feel like there's a place for me
I live in essentially the trans capital of the world, there's trans people every time I go out and yet I feel really goddamn alone. most of my social circle is cis or closeted enby; I'm the only person I really know on T. I occasionally interact with other transmascs and get really excited, but I never want to bring up the common denominator. I've been on T for a year and a half but idk if they clock it, and I don't want them to feel clocked or fetishized. I just want to feel like more than an endangered zoo animal
I don't know how to interact with people. I wait for others to approach me. I get in my head about what to say/ask and kick myself when I take a chance and leave feeling awkward. I'm definitely uncanny to people, and no one seems to know how to interact with me. I can never tell if I'm staring or not; I have awful auDHD. femme presenting people never compliment me anymore. I feel weird and perverted ever looking anyone's direction, even when I'm just studying outfits. (big fashion head) I clench when my loved ones use he/him for me, even though I really appreciate it. it feels like i haven't earned it yet. coworkers keep asking me what I go by now, and it's really awkward having these check ins. I transferred locations trying to start fresh but a large handful of acquaintances followed suit
I cant stop thinking about halloween. I spent forever on my costume, scrambled to a bar after work and just stood in the middle of everyone's friend clusters. I watched people run past me to reunite with others and I just stood there. I felt like everyone could feel my discomfort, or like I was making people uncomfortable by being awkward. I just didn't know what to do with myself. I couldn't tell if my shape was too feminine or not. I left, tangled in so many other possible ideas, and ultimately chose nothing but a rainy walk home.
I thought about karaoke but my vocal range has been so goddamn shot. karaoke fills me with envy and alienation now; it used to just be a fun outlet that felt good and I could brunt a lot of the misgendering from inside the closet
I'm dating someone but I don't think I'm really sexually interested in them anymore. I don't know what to do and I'm trying to rekindle it but it's all falling apart.
they want more than I can supply, but I still have a ravenous drive on my own time. I want to love them but after medical trauma I'm struggling to find my way back into my body
my mom is moving back to town after being gone for a couple years and I've since started socially/medically transitioning. I'm really dreading grappling with her, even though she knows and accepts me as much as she knows how. she visited and corrected herself on my pronouns and squeezed me in a hug. I just feel uncomfortable putting her through this
I wanted to go outside today but I got really in my head about how ugly I feel. it always takes me 30 minutes minimum to get dressed because nothing fits right on my body and nothing helps me pass but nothing fulfills me creatively. I was supposed to do chores if I stayed inside but I'm just so overwhelmed when everything needs to get done and it's so much easier to just rot
I also can't tell if I'm balding or not haha, really cherry on top
A TiF vaccinated enough to be on RFK Jr's Autism Farm Hit List is stressing out because women around her find her unsettling to be near now that she's too androgynous to clock reliably as female, and she wants to know why other women can't just understand that strange men they don't know aren't so bad after all. Disturbingly, a pooner in the comments says: "I think it’s pretty neat. Noticed it one night as I was walking to my truck from my late bio lab. Dark side street, just me and my tunes, girl comes walking around the curve. I’m not going to lie, and it’s probably a little fucked up to admit, but I got a thrill out of it."
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Women are starting to be afraid of me?

It’s getting worse as time gos on. I try my best to be a good person. I hardly even talk to people. But people seem to be uncomfortable with me. I can just be sitting still listening to music on my headphones and someone already assumes I’m a pervert or creep? This is a new thing and I honestly don’t know if this is normal for guys.
I’m a binary trans man and I understand some cis guys can be scene as creeps. I just never thought it would happen to me. I mean I always wanted to pass. But I was afraid I wouldn’t because I look so young. I’m very happy I pass now. But at the same time I afraid of how people perceive me as a pervert just because I’m a man. Is this what guys had to experience on a regular basis? No wonder so many men are afraid to even be near women. Do you guys experience this while passing? How do you guys deal with this? I’m stealth could that be a reason? Some people know I’m trans and I’m still seen as a creep.
This is something I never would say to myself but I now have a fear of people making false allegations at me just for being a man. I could be accused of something that isn’t true by a woman and it could land me in prison. I’m not a monster. But now people seem to see me that way. Being a trans person like myself I’m already seen like that. Now just being a man I’m seen as one too? This must be what lots of passing guys deal with???
 
I fucking hate this stereotype that watching CGDCT anime leads to trooning because you're basically admitting that the trannies succeeded in stealing your media. You're admitting that trannies won. This seems like a thing that would evolve into an unpleasant self-fulfilling prophecy, when guys who watched slice-of-life all-female anime before and didn't think of trooning out would now be introduced to such a possibility. Anime like K-On! and Lucky Star existed way before trannies became mainstream. They are one of the main cultural hallmarks of 2000s anime, we should not condemn them as "those cartoons that sissy-hypno every adolescent male into trooning out"
If trannies " won" over your autismo culture, maybe animefags should have fought harder. Because yeah, every time I see an anime girl avatar I assume there's a greasy hulking male behind it. I'm right at least 70% of the time.
 
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