Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[somecryptoneet]

Good ol' lying Karl lying to people again.

I wonder if his claim regarding Billy white labeling his sauce is even true. If it isn't, it'd be hilarious if he got sued again.

 

[Pointless Debater]

I wonder if his claim regarding Billy white labeling his sauce is even true. If it isn't, it'd be hilarious if he got sued again.

Could be true, could be fake. Production facilities cost money. Even then, white label doesn't mean that you're necessarily just slapping a label on something and marking it up. Costco is known to white label products under the Kirkland Signature brand that are made by another manufacturer to their custom spec. For hot sauce you can get someone else to make it according to your recipe.

Jobst getting sued again really depends on how badly he goes in bankruptcy and his career. There's the concept of running the well dry, dead cow makes no milk, getting blood from a stone, etc... Jobst could become effectively uncollectible. On the other hand, judges generally don't take kindly to people deliberately running their mouths to repeat defamation against other people repeatedly, and Billy might be willing to sink money into a lawsuit just to dig further into Jobst (as Jobst attempted to do with him).

 

[Enginig Gaming]

For us people from 2nd world countries, it's more money that we'll see in a lifetime.

And from people of my country is considered a national victory to save that amount of money in goverment spending.

 

[Enginig Gaming]

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Man Billy got so lucky,he got his own Malvinas War to recuperate his image and make people forget about the shit his done.
Because a fucking retard with good intention fucked up a Simple Job off not lying 24/7 to his loyal upporters over a genuine Cause.
Jesus you are making me side with FUCKING BILL MITCHELL.

 

[Looney Troons]

Billy Hot Sauce Review

I decided to play along with the meme and pick up a bottle of the basic hot sauce offered on the website using a discount code.

The sauce took a bit to arrive but it wasn't a long turnaround.

The packaging is fair with a blurb about Billy, colorful display and a decent seal for packaging that would make sure leaking during transit is unlikely.

The sauce has a better consistency than most of the sauces offered in stores. It is not watery and not overly thick. When applied to various meats or sandwiches it doesn't over saturate the product.

The spice level is fair. Honestly, I would prefer hotter but I am a bit of a scoville enthusiast. For an everyday sauce it was actually pretty good. It's is slightly vinegary but not overpowering. Also the aroma of the sauce is pretty on point for this spice level.

I will say the pricing is a bit high on this product. If it could be around the 10 dollar mark with shipping, I could see this being my daily hot sauce that always has a place in my fridge.

Overall, I would give this hot sauce a solid B+.

TLDR: Billy sauce is pretty good if a bit of a high price point.

A friend of mine said the original tastes like Texas Pete (you can get it at Chick-Fil-A in small packets), but with a LOT more xanthan gum to thicken it out. Texas Pete is very watery, have you tried it?

I am autistic and grow my own peppers and make sauces/salsas so I’m really curious about this. Obviously, nothing is going to come close to what you make at home, but the reviews here have been pretty positive - and especially when applied with chicken wings. . I bought the habanero and original and really hope this isn’t “OEM” sauce that I joked about in a previous post.

 

[yt Oliander]

I wonder if his claim regarding Billy white labeling his sauce is even true. If it isn't, it'd be hilarious if he got sued again.

The 'criticism' that Billy's business is fake because he doesn't OWN THE WAREHOUSE is seriously funny. Does he think every business owner that isn't a megacorp actually owns all the property they conduct business on? Has Karl ever heard of a lease?

 

[TheTourist]

The 'criticism' that Billy's business is fake because he doesn't OWN THE WAREHOUSE is seriously funny. Does he think every business owner that isn't a megacorp actually owns all the property they conduct business on? Has Karl ever heard of a lease?

shit, Billy could be drop shipping generic hot sauce using his fame alone and it'd still be a stronger business model than Karl's.

 

[Gator_Aids]

I’m eagerly awaiting Karl’s Merida arc.

 

[yesman404]

Because a fucking retard with good intention

 

[Kheapathic]

Turns out ignoring your lawyers and not shutting the fuck up to let them provide you the best possible legal defense is a pants on head retarded idea. Who knew!

"But Nicholas Rekeita Esquire said I could slander the Hot Sauce Merchant!" - AusAlbinoAutist

I’m eagerly awaiting Karl’s Merida arc.

Would laugh if he goes into hiding in one of the deep Islamic areas on the southern Philippines Island. I mean, The Philippines is the Mexico to Australia's USA, right?

 

[yt Oliander]

Would laugh if he goes into hiding in one of the deep Islamic areas on the southern Philippines Island. I mean, The Philippines is the Mexico to Australia's USA, right?

"Hello you absolute legends, I am reporting in from an igloo on Heard Island. Thanks to the sage legal advice from ChatGPT, notorious cheater Billy Mitchell can no longer garnish my wages. Unfortunately, I somehow still have to pay 100% tariffs as my speedrunning documentaries count as 'foreign media'...."

 

[Echo_Doge]

shit, Billy could be drop shipping generic hot sauce using his fame alone and it'd still be a stronger business model than Karl's.

Pretty much. He's actually providing a tangible, physical good to people instead of just shit-stirring online.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

As soon as the "skill level" of a speedrun goes from "legitimately playing the game in a fast-paced impressive way" to "jumping at the wall just right so you clip into it and skip straight to the fuckin end", it's no longer fun to me. At that point you're not playing the game.

>Find high skill fast paced game with a high skill ceiling that's really fun to play and watch

>Look up speedrun wanting to see how the game looks when played to perfection

>nigger just clips through the wall and skips 99% of the game i actually wanted to see get speedrun

Normalizing glitching in speedruns has been catastrophic.

 

[yt Oliander]

>Find high skill fast paced game with a high skill ceiling that's really fun to play and watch

>Look up speedrun wanting to see how the game looks when played to perfection

>nigger just clips through the wall and skips 99% of the game i actually wanted to see get speedrun

Normalizing glitching in speedruns has been catastrophic.

*flashbacks to the first Elden Ring """"world record""""*

Gayest shit in the world

 

[AnOminous]

A friend of mine said the original tastes like Texas Pete (you can get it at Chick-Fil-A in small packets), but with a LOT more xanthan gum to thicken it out. Texas Pete is very watery, have you tried it?

The first ingredient in Texas Pete's is vinegar. The first ingredient in Rickey's is peppers. Texas Pete's has a nasty chemical taste to it. Other than both nominally being Louisiana style, Rickey's is clearly better.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

*flashbacks to the first Elden Ring """"world record""""*

Gayest shit in the world

"I can't wait to see my favourite game played to perfection!" The game played to perfection:

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

"I can't wait to see my favourite game played to perfection!" The game played to perfection:

Autistic garbage content. Everyone producing this bullshit has zero value to society.

 

[Buckaroo]

Is Karl seriously one of those faggots who has a wife and kid and then makes sure they keep his wifes maiden name?

His wife has his last name, he just gave his son a different last name because he resents him for taking time away from his speedrunning.

 

[Looney Troons]

The first ingredient in Texas Pete's is vinegar. The first ingredient in Rickey's is peppers. Texas Pete's has a nasty chemical taste to it. Other than both nominally being Louisiana style, Rickey's is clearly better.

Both of your reviews inspired me to buy some bottles. I do fiend for hot sauce and have a bunch of god awful ones in my collection. If it makes a good table sauce, I’ll be very pleased.

I made the purchase around the time of posting and the order has already shipped.

 

[Skullomania]

Normalizing glitching in speedruns has been catastrophic.

I still remember discovering AGDQ in 2013 and seeing Yoshifan play F-Zero GX. Extremely impressive run, I wish more games like that were considered a priority for main stage, but GDQ always wanted the biggest appeal by putting meme runs and being inclusive, even if it meant accepting the most boring games imaginable they could use as an excuse to drum up new incentives for audiences to scream shit like "HYPE!" or basically make time to read donations.

I'll even give some glitch runs credit like Cosmo's OoT runs because of how well timed the commentary and execution of his runs were, especially because they were live, but runs like those are a dime a dozen. Granted, GDQ was always full of cringe and mid runs, it's inevitable, but I miss when there was a balance of high skill gaming autism and embarrassing social autism.