Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Midnight Cooking said:
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Another "ran into the car in the garage" incident incoming. He sounds so afraid too. Where is all the tough act he usually has? Gone when his lifeline is threatening him hahah. Also i wouldnt put it past Mr.Christmas to scam this dude, saying wrong addy and then demanding more money from Austin, dealers are usually great people!
 
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Keno chat was wondering what Jeet site that Bossman would be sponsored by next, turns out it's Yeet.
He had a Google hangout call with them, clearly the question of him degening in and wasting his reloads in 30 seconds were brought up because he said he promised them he wouldn't do it.
Bossman lied :bossman:


Shoutout to Lambchop which has a bunch of different death animations, which he was playing on Easy difficulty, which won't last long.
Also saying how they hired the guy who does the "Double Kill, Triple Kill" voice on the Halo games (If I recall you can hire him to say things on Fiverr).

I also like when you're full screened on Live Blackjack or any of the slots it doesn't have the Yeet logo anywhere so people in the chat were asking where he's gambling.

They also stopped him withdrawing the full balance because they'd juiced him $12,500 in reloads up to that point, Real and raw!
So Bossman asks them to remove the $12,500 from his balance, which happens without any notification, which 100% won't cause Bossman sometime in the future to go paranoid-schizo on them thinking they've stolen money out of his account.
Proceeds to lose the Real and Raw remaining balance within minutes, he hates his life bro. Great start to the sponsorship :story:
 
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Get YEETED, pussy.

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drachenbarde said:
Yes, you're correct about that. Just mentioning it because yeet is probably gonna scam his followers from restricted countries if they win big.
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Many of his sponsors did that. Ive seen quite a few comments from his discords, where people complained about being KYCed when they won some racks. They usually got banned tho. Austin is aware of this 100%, he just doesnt care at all.
 
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NachtRuhe said:
Many of his sponsors did that. Ive seen quite a few comments from his discords, where people complained about being KYCed when they won some racks. They usually got banned tho. Austin is aware of this 100%, he just doesnt care at all.
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This is a key part that people have to understand: these dodgy casinos he keeps getting sponsored by don't have any more than 20k in total balance of their own money. They can operate on giving the bossman maybe a couple thousand a day without needing to really risk anything, not only does he mostly give it all back, but the vast majority of people using their casino never cash out more than a few hundred EVER. If somebody is a bit of a whale AND beats the odds, they will obstruct it as much as possible in the hopes that the person gets fed up of waiting and continues to gamble and/or KYC the shit out of you to the point where they essentially block your account for being American. They pick streamers with a majority American audience for that reason, too, as a safety net. If someone like bossman withdraws a lot, they use money from other people's losses to keep him happy. If he keeps winning, which is highly unlikely then they get touchy and might block him out like other casinos have done.
That's why so many can afford to be hosted in third-world countries, because it's more profitable than phone scamming, and the cost to set up isn't something unachievable by a group of third-worlders. Same website template, same licensing companies, same game providers, same/similar originals.
 
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On yeets very own subreddit (has 4 members) they make it clear that yeet.com is TOTALLY LEGIT AND SAFE as it was founded by some guy called "Keyboard Monkey". Also they are under the strong ANJOUAN license.

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By the way, them sponsoring a korean golfer just means that the golfer is a spineless piece of shit. 1XBET is/was the sponsor of many major teams in europe like FC Barcelona, PSG, etc, but they are known to be scammers.
It turns out you can spend more money on sponsorships if you scam your own players on the site.
 
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drachenbarde said:
On yeets very own subreddit (has 4 members) they make it clear that yeet.com is TOTALLY LEGIT AND SAFE as it was founded by some guy called "Keyboard Monkey". Also they are under the strong ANJOUAN license.

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By the way, them sponsoring a korean golfer just means that the golfer is a spineless piece of shit. 1XBET is/was the sponsor of many major teams in europe like FC Barcelona, PSG, etc, but they are known to be scammers.
It turns out you can spend more money on sponsorships if you scam your own players on the site.
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Mando has never steered me wrong He's never steered me right either as I don't know who the fuck he is, but the point still stands.
 
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Austin decided to do a little blackjackerooski but got jump scared by the dealer, who appears to be Liz Fong-Jones. He reacted instinctively and gave us another little glimpse of BasedmanJack before backsliding; no doubt due to the trauma he endured the last time he was banned for wrongthink and had to complete a Twitch certified re-education course.

 
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Blackstar said:
I just found out about this in Keno Kasino and saw no mention of it in the thread yet. Bossman apparently not only sent the money to a wrong addy but leaked the number of his drug dealer's sister offstream and is now having to deal with that.
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The BossmanJack problem (AKA the Retard's Choice problem)
- He will consistently buy all your entire inventory of drugs
- The entire planet will know who you are, where to find you, how to contact you, and who your family is

Solve for Retard.
 
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What's not been answered is this: what God-forsaken hour of the night did his "buddy" come to visit outside his house at then? 2am?

Considering I think we've seen him leaving the room and start coughing within 48 hours of leaving rehab, and considering it was supposed to be a 6 week stay, I think it's fair to say he got kicked out of another rehab. So lets enjoy Bossman whilst we have him
 
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Punished Neco said:
What's not been answered is this: what God-forsaken hour of the night did his "buddy" come to visit outside his house at then? 2am?

Considering I think we've seen him leaving the room and start coughing within 48 hours of leaving rehab, and considering it was supposed to be a 6 week stay, I think it's fair to say he got kicked out of another rehab. So lets enjoy Bossman whilst we have him
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So...Law of Conservation of Mass but for drug addicts?
We don't lose him, per se, his state just changes to incarcerated.
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