Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Milles d'Allemagne]

I always applaud doctors cashing in on the mentally ill but I feel like tit-chop-surgery on a holocaust survivor would be a bit too high of a death on the table risk even for crook.


Now this is an L because she knows shes dying and does nothing about it
"actually 1.5 points higher than me but he doesn’t know this as i overload on water before appointments"





Her work gave her 6 months because they know she won't live that long


Also general pooner L for the most curated least male desk imaginable



Turns out she had a normal weight at the tit-chop, but still 5 years from suicidal teen to HRT and then another 5 years from the tit-chop to actually killing yourself is a great transtimeline


Now if she actually were a man she would have actively killed herself years ago instead of just not eating

Spoiler: Couple of posts

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[Caesar]

Thankfully no pics.
Guessing nothing unusual in appearance.

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Emphasis added.
Yet another sad case of almost getting it and unfortunately turning to Reddit.

Key missed concept:

A trans woman *is* a man in disguise.​

Lots of answers, some of them quite sportive (but still taking the issue as stated at face value).

A dive into the OP's profile reveals no selfies, but the post has been repeated in many other trans related subreddits.

Anything in their history saying they are post op? If so this is even more true and funny. If not I bet they're just lamenting their penis doesnt look like a pooners engorged clip or whatever

 

[Hard Right Cross-Claim]

That whole conversation was WILDLY uncomfortable, and messaging some kid asking if they know about dilation and suicide statistics is going to make them think you're a creepy predator. When they screenshot that convo, and no way they're not going to, it's going to get you kicked out of whatever mutual server you're in for creeping on a kid who literally opens the convo by informing you they're underage.

Also, whoever is leading them down this path (whether it's predatory egg-cracking types or just their school friends who are all trying to be trendy genderspecials) now has a perfect example of 'see, they're all out to get us, only we understand and validate u bb'. The sanity has to come from a person they actually know and trust, not someone in the internet messaging them like a schizo.

Please do not brag about this shit ffs.

Its a really unfortunate catch-22 that the groomer who initiated this poor child's demise more or less gets a pass while any conversation on the subject by others is creepy grooming weirdo behavior. I agree this one was definitely not it but there has to be a better way than writing off kids once the groomers get to them.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Its a really unfortunate catch-22 that the groomer who initiated this poor child's demise more or less gets a pass while any conversation on the subject by others is creepy grooming weirdo behavior. I agree this one was definitely not it but there has to be a better way than writing off kids once the groomers get to them

Best just keep it short. Tell then that they are getting groomed and keep it at that. That's all you can do.

 

[expectant asshole]

This step helps ensure donor safety and accuracy of records. If Red Cross records have the incorrect gender, prospective donors may ask staff members to make the change upon registration. Individuals do not need to tell staff that they are transgender.

Very late, but I seem to remember that if you give a man blood from a woman who has been pregnant, it can cause him issues. Med fags can explain a lot better than I can. Maybe something about antibodies?

then they think girls saying dude is conforming to misogynies when the faggots and trannies themselves single handedly made the term TERF, which is worse than saying dude or buddy.

what kind of back handed assistance is this shit, they call woman terfs but now they want to defend that woman don't like being called dudes? literally what?

if any female knows better than this bullshit, they get berated and called a terf and trans people are most certainly not friends with them.
but if any girls support trannies and hate the term dude, then they suddenly agree?

I do wish there was a name for a group of women. It feels weird when I’m meeting my friends (all women) to say I’m going out with the guys.
I don’t mind being called a guy or dude, but I feel those terms are for all male or mixed sex groups.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

it can cause him issues.

It can cause his death.

 

[Geoff Capes Vapes Apes]

I do wish there was a name for a group of women

I believe the word you are looking for is "coven"

 

[Jizzrag]

A tranny has female friends that even includes him on girlsnights. He is, of course, not happy.

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being friends with cis women who think of you and treat you as a girl is great until you’re at a girls night and they keep addressing just each other when talking about periods and utis

idk like I get it and I do think they just view me as a girl who doesn’t get those things and it would be weird if they were to ask me but it also doesn’t feel great to just sit there through it

at least I get to flex that I know at lot more about this stuff than men do but still it kinda sucks

 

[Caesar]

A tranny has female friends that even includes him on girlsnights. He is, of course, not happy.
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being friends with cis women who think of you and treat you as a girl is great until you’re at a girls night and they keep addressing just each other when talking about periods and utis

idk like I get it and I do think they just view me as a girl who doesn’t get those things and it would be weird if they were to ask me but it also doesn’t feel great to just sit there through it

at least I get to flex that I know at lot more about this stuff than men do but still it kinda sucks

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Brother read a book or some wiki articles, you already know more than 99% of men trans or not then. You don't have to involve their spaces. What the fuck do you want them to do anyway, not talk about it just for you or pretend you get them? Why not just excuse yourself or even, shock horror, try and be interesting yourself and introduce a topic. Try not to make it about you and your problems or being trans, something other people care about and can engage in.

The second one is just gross. Gross way to talk about women and how can they be more obsessed than a group who envied them and wants them surgically constructed??

Decent bet if he's around them often they talk about plenty of stuff anyway, he just tunes out when it's not about vaginas, affirming himself or stuff that he can take manufactured offense to. There's only so much to say about periods and shit every time you meet up.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

A tranny has female friends that even includes him on girlsnights. He is, of course, not happy.

You just know that if the other women were to have included him in their discussions about periods, he'd just be complaining about that and how dysphoric it made him instead.

Trannies cannot and will not ever be satisfied. This is an interesting example because it wasn't even an instance where someone was being transphobic or whatever- this is a troon who has been fully embraced as a woman by his handmaiden friends. Yet in spite of that, he would find cause to complain in every possible scenario. What a fucking wretched existence these people inflict upon themselves.

 

[Caesar]

this is a troon who has been fully embraced as a woman by his handmaiden friends.

...or that's how they present in polite company at least...

 

[Magic Pickle]

Very late, but I seem to remember that if you give a man blood from a woman who has been pregnant, it can cause him issues. Med fags can explain a lot better than I can. Maybe something about antibodies?

Spoiler: Warning: IANAD.

You are likely referring to transfusion-related acute lung injury, or TRALI. It's a poorly understood immune complication that develops in recipients of transfusions from women who have been multiparous (i.e., carried multiple pregnancies to viable term) - the current theory is that it is a reaction caused by humanleukocyte antigen (HLA) or human neutrophil antigen (HNA) present in the donor's plasma, resulting in your immune system going batshit fucking crazy when you receive it. It has a decent enough mortality rate (around 30% at least) that - German Kiwis can correct me if I'm wrong - I believe Germany started barring women who've been pregnant from donation since around 2009.

Thread tax: Another crossdressing moron finds himself in the dog house when his wife refuses to entertain his delusions of trandeur. I never tire of these posts, they're like reverse trans widows!
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Ruined my Marriage in a month​

I’ve been out for 1 month now, I haven’t started HRT yet. My wife has been less than dubious about our relationship, I thought there was a small chance I could we could stay together.
Today we talked and confirmed she needs a husband. she is grossed out at the idea I am a woman. She said she felt unsafe to go out of the house and just leave the kids with another woman like me. That wasn’t very affirming because I’m their father.
She said she will find a job out of state and I could live nearby if I wanted.
She was scrolling on tinder trying to recollect some hope. I asked her what kind of man she would be interested in. She said one more handsome than me, high pay job, does all the cleaning and watches the kids while she does the stuff she likes. Other than 100k/y job, I was that person. That is the person I told myself I would be if it meant she could pursue her dreams. That is the person I tried to be everyday. I don’t think I was very good at it, but I tried without complaint, her dream and feelings were always put first.
We talked about the marriage itself, that it would be plutonic. Any hope that the relationship could continue as a lesbian one should be zero. I clarified if that meant we would remain married purely for the tax benefit until she finds another.
She said we could live together until I fully come out, pass as woman. But also said she doesn’t want to see me do anything feminine until she moves out.
I understand she doesn’t want to be with a woman. But it’s like everything is just seems so demeaning to me, too. How fast she wants to discard me, I’m suddenly on stranger danger alert. It’s like she speaks to me as if I’ll just be an embarrassment to her.
I haven’t even started HRT or put woman’s clothes on. Im still just dressed as a guy each day and the marriage is dead in a single month.
To be honest, I never saw many endearing qualities in her either. I just loved her and I was going to show it to the end.

Even this pooner sees a connection between troonery and personality disorders. I like the part where OP declares officially she "does not plan on being honest about or getting evaluated for any serious mental health conditions," which is so classically NPD that I'm happy to assign the diagnosis to her just from this post alone.
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does anyone else feel like living in this world while trans gives them symptoms of a personality disorder?​

so completely insane sounding title, maybe, but I'm not sure how else to put it. I tried to make the distinction clear between BEING trans, and the experience of moving through the world while trans, because the second one is what I'm referring to. If this were an ideal world, obviously being trans on its own wouldn't cause anything like that, at least that I know of. But I feel like two social forces have an extremely strong influence on me: dysphoria and transphobia. One is internal and one is external, but they both result in hypervigilance that I can't exactly just "turn off". I can't "just relax", because there is always that what if. I'm don't feel like the other people around me, and that matters. That's what I've come to understand over the course of being stealth for almost three years at a job. to my own friends as well, because I never get close enough to anyone to warrant telling them. So it feels like I'm aware of something about myself that other's aren't. Usually, that would be a sign of a self-centered belief, but when you're trans, it's both in your head and not.
Recently I met a coworker with NPD, and we get along really well. It feels like we understand eachother. We've been getting a little close, but there's these...confusing moments? where I don't exactly know how to process what's going on. I suspect I am lacking self awareness somehow, which is causing this. But she seems to have the idea that she knows something I don't. That's the vibe I get from our conversations. It's like she knows something about me I don't, and that I'm not ready to hear yet, so she's gently dropping hints. And maybe I do have a cluster B, maybe even have clinical narcissism. I'm willing to be open to the possibility. But here's the thing: I have not yet felt confident enough to tell her I'm trans, so she has no clue, and I've also looked into cluster B personality disorders. I undeniably have more than a few symptoms. But when I try to think back to how i felt prior to transitioning, and the crippling years of depression between puberty and that, I don't think I felt like this. And as far as fitting the criteria, being trans and wanting to be safe hugely influences my self-expression and sense of identity. I feel less like a person and more like a part in widespread cultural "discussions" sometimes. All the "off" things I can notice myself doing can be tied pretty directly back to being trans. I can't ever "just relax" is the problem. So I'm just wondering if anyone here has the same experience or similar?
It doesn't help that since I'm emigrating the US for the UK, I do not plan on being honest about or getting evaluated for any serious mental health conditions due to it calling my healthcare into question. So I feel like my hands are tied with trying to deal with this all on my own. I think if anything, the stress of going through adolescence while trans caused a personality disorder to develop, but I have no doubt that the vast majority of clinicians will put the cart before the horse with that.

After pressuring a lesbian 6 years younger than him into a sexual relationship she didn't want to go forward with, a tranny finds himself in the Lonely Hearts Club after she stands her ground and refuses to handle his one-eyed wonder worm.
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cis girl broke up with me because im trans​

Just wanna vent a bit and hear from other transfems. So I am 25 and transfem, and I’ve been on hormones for about 3 years. I don’t think I’ve changed much. I think the average person could clock me but its whatever, I look ‘girl’ enough for myself right now. I’m taking classes for a certification at a college rn, and I met this girl (19 cis F) in september. She was pretty and funny (and hot lol) and we hit it off. She invited me to meet her friends and I invited her to meet my friends and now our friends are all friends and its pretty awesome
But in feb, i asked her out. She told me she didn’t know if she felt the same but wanted to give it a try but she told me she doesn’t ahem have much of a libido. And if we dated, I’d have to be fine with probably no ‘fun times’. That was fine with me then, but a week ago, i brought up how not doing anything was making me feel pent up a bit. i didnt want to pressure her into anything, but i asked if she could at least try to do something for me.
she shut me down and i asked her about it again the next day because she cant keep shutting down our communication. We don’t have to do anything, but she could at least talk to me about it. she ended up telling me she liked me but wasn’t sure if she was actually sexually interested in me because I’m trans. she said she’s a lesbian, and she sees me as a woman (sure) but she’s never been with someone with my body and ‘equipment’. I told her we could take it slow and get her used to my ‘equipment’ but that wasn’t good enough for her she said she just wanted to keep the relationship non sexual, and if I couldn’t handle that, we shouldn’t have started dating.
I’m embarrassed but uhh i cried a bit and told her it felt like she doesn’t view me as a woman if her lesbian attraction can’t even make room for me, a trans woman she’s known and dated for months. She brushed me off and told me she can’t “change her attraction” (if you’re attracted to women, you don’t have to change anything…) and I just left. We didn’t talk until yesterday when she called me and said she wants to stay friends but doesn’t wanna be with me anymore.
I’m just so frustrated and heartbroken. Why date a transfem if you don’t like my body? Why is my equipment a dealbreaker? I’m working towards bottom surgery. Would she be fine with me then??? Ughhhhh. Advice? Anyone deal w the same??

As it turns out, passage through the looking glass often cuts you up: a troon despairs over the reality of transition as he is still a balding, sexless ogre; the real injustice was that he kept his expectations low, claiming that he "wasn't expecting kim petras [sic] level of pretty."
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rant /post-op no longer feel im passing | trans brochure lied | feeling alone (MTF)
im going to try to keep my focus as narrow as i can so as not to make wall of text - things are complicated so yeah its gonna be some text
the trans brochure lied, i thought i would end up passing and at least higher than average attractiveness, i wasnt expecting kim petras level of pretty, a few notches down would have been good. i feel ugly AF, my mirror doesnt fully hate me but every damn camera does - this feels beyond unfair
im not looking for empathy, looking for direction and maybe some IRL help if you in my state
after bottom surgery in 2016 with really good results and FFS procedures along the way and breast aug i am not where i thought i would be, i now hide out in baseball cap on the daily.
some of my FFS surgeries actually many were not by FFS surgeons, this was a mistake, the surgeons in general even FFS surgeons fail to set adequate exceptions or offer guidance. i have had 3 rhinoplasty surgeries and still not happy but better than it used to be brow shave - this was best thing i could have done and after meeting w many surgeons most acknowledged the thin bone as being an issue only one said he would use metal plates - this was right way to do i - i regret letting him slice through my hairline over doing scalp advance cause hair dont grow very well through scar tissue - he didnt warn me. and trach shave even though i didnt need it at the time due to fat neck. also cheek implants but one ended up coming out - not even noticeable
so my hairline is one issue, i've been using minoxidil often with micro-needle pen - not getting results - considering PRP from my hormone doctor office. willing to do DIY PRP if i can get better guidance/tutorial than what ive seen
i put on a lot of weight around 30 pounds due to gut issues that is likely due to an adrenal nodule i learned about in 2022/23, im 2 weeks into celery juice protocol which is helping. this adrenal issue also brought with it a slew of emotional issues including anxiety, tons of doubt and self criticism also self hate. i was getting gas lighting from my ADHD doc right about time covid hit and just before tummy issues started - i withdrew from almost everything. and left with trust issues of medical community. work had been requiring me to sacrifice my needs/safety/health even put my life at risk - subtle workplace discrimination - i was in no position to find a new job and no sugar daddy in sight, work is better now but still plenty of issues and i dont feel safe at office when i do go in. i considered self termination, came up with perfect plan that wouldnt leave a body and no suicide note - no longer in this place now. stuck in land of despair
i have no real friends, the ones i had were not the kind that of friends that understood my needs, some even toxic or keen on undermining me
i really need in person honest feedback/help from someone whos been through transition and passing, help in other areas would be nice. kind of like a trans coach or life coach that happens to be trans. im not opposed to other types of help, perhaps theres types of help i hadnt considered.. while i dont have much cash flow i could be willing to offer some monetary consideration if you in my state and can help IRL - wont say exactly where i live here just a sunny hot state and i live in a mostly liberal university town

 

[AfghanBlue]

WARNING, this is very fuckin long, settle in.


I trully don't know enough, or really anything, about either modern day online gaming- or red dead 2 (yet;I am busy beating MGS3, rather late)

~ but something about the villain in this contextless faff n fuss screams Pooner. And not just incidentally. Liek, that's a main part of why she even sucks.

 

[Paper Machete]

Note how the tranny doesn't say something like "the insinuation I would be a danger to my children hurt me" but that it "wasn't affirming". The wife's ideal man is also someone who does 100% of the work while she plays around. (Kinda whacko she's arleady on Tinder or something and they're talking about that. Something tells me they started disliking each other a long time ago.) I'm sure they're both trips.

 

[cypocryphy]

No, you're too strong for women's sports. (How do trans men do in men's sports btw?) And as far as the military, I would imagine you're a logistical nightmare. You probably just enlisted to be around naked women in the showers in basic training anyway.

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

View attachment 7350610 No, you're too strong for women's sports. (How do trans men do in men's sports btw?) And as far as the military, I would imagine you're a logistical nightmare. You probably just enlisted to be around naked women in the showers in basic training anyway.

They're not weak; they're insane and unstable. Very different.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

I have to spend 20 minutes in the bathroom looking in the mirror at my thing when I am about to shower, and it's really annoying

You HAVE to stare at your dick for 20 minutes? Sounds like you're an AGP.

A tranny has female friends that even includes him on girlsnights. He is, of course, not happy.
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being friends with cis women who think of you and treat you as a girl is great until you’re at a girls night and they keep addressing just each other when talking about periods and utis

idk like I get it and I do think they just view me as a girl who doesn’t get those things and it would be weird if they were to ask me but it also doesn’t feel great to just sit there through it

at least I get to flex that I know at lot more about this stuff than men do but still it kinda sucks

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If the women had asked him about his period, he'd be complaining about how it made him feel dysphoic.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

This so called pooner is upset that the lesbian community is dictating that transmen can't be lesbians.

This is where sex and gender butt heads. TIFs know that they are female and are thus entitled to female spaces despite shitting on women and claiming to not be woman because of sexist gender feelings, while TIMs want spaces to be defined by gender identity and the only key to enter women's spaces should be the magic words "I identify as a woman". Lesbians who poon out know that they aren't and can never be straight men. Straight men who troon out want to rape lesbians. Whoever wins, lesbians lose.

 

[Kiwisee]

Gotta love how troons act ironic just to then make themselves out to seem as bad as KFers and others say they are.

https://x.com/colinarmis/status/1915942188267278691

Not even a minute or two in, and I feel repulsed.

EDIT: I guess a bonus, neither of these people will ever be women.

This comes off as ME!ME!ME!ME! but with even less self awareness.

 

[Positron]

Well said. If you have to talk down a minor, just talk about how lame and fake trannys are,

"You think you'll be a woman? At best you'll be a hon. You don't want to be a hon do you?".