🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 275 71.6%

  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.4%
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He cheaped out getting Absolut because he couldn't hit duh goal quickly enough.

Given his bumper performance on 2 consecutive Keelstreams, I'd say he's definitely earned a fresh bottle of mezcal and whatever else he'd like to combine it with. Fuck it, get a KFC bucket and some crackarooski crack rocks. Go nuts, King!
 
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parsnip said:
Holy shit Ralph did not like Josh talking about Pawpaw's ring. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
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About how many minutes into Josh’s call does that happen? I can only listen to Ralph holler over top of Josh for a few minutes at a time before it becomes to annoying.

It seems very appropriate that the ring Ralph’s granddaddy (or uncle) gave him is now being worn by a Mexican pimp or cop….or was smelted down for $25.

Ralph is lucky he lost a bunch of weight or the mean Mexican man might have had to cut off his finger to take the ring.

I’d love to hear how he pleaded “No, no not muh pawpaw ring!” Maybe he tried out his non-existent Spanish, “mi papi oro muy importante!!!!” Ralph thinks e-thots care about his health so he’d probably think a Mexican robbing him would care about Ralph family heirloom.

But mainly I want everyone to remember Ralph is such a retard he wore that ring to Tijuana to impress cheap hookers and assorted dirtbags. Any non-retard going to a whore hotel in Tijuana would have left any jewelry back at home, but not Ralph!

Maybe Matthew Vickers use his pawn shop network contacts to track down the pawpaw ring and finally get a W.
 
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Cranjis McBasketball said:
Still denying he made the bet. He's the one that brought it up and said 5k. It's on camera Ralph, Josh is gonna get that money.
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Josh will collect on that bet shortly after Ralph gets current with xanders child support and pays his horse wife what she’s owed. So any day now, just need to meet that goal.

ETA: also his student loan, back taxes, uh. This isn’t looking so good Josh
 
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Null said:
to be fair, it was a good stream. one of my first dopamine hits from being on livestreams came from making some joke and having everyone laugh + 6000 people watching flood the chat with "LOL". it's a good feeling
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I think you still got a soft spot for Ralph, because you pulled your punches, almost treating him with kids gloves. I've seen you get angrier at a superchat that was retarded, than talking with your, as Ralph would put it "sworn enemy." You seemed quite jovial and it was more like doing some trolling.
 
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Butwhythough2 said:
I think you still got a soft spot for Ralph, because you pulled your punches, almost treating him with kids gloves. I've seen you get angrier at a superchat that was retarded, than talking with your, as Ralph would put it "sworn enemy." You seemed quite jovial and it was more like doing some trolling.
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Ralph isn't worth getting angry over. You know what you get with him, which is pig shit. You can't get angry about pig shit if you jump over the fence into the pig pen. I do expect better from literally everyone else, including random people in chat.
 
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Cranjis McBasketball said:
How long do his streams usually last? I think this is my first time ever seeing Ralph live.
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Depends how broke/fucked up/invested in a blood feud he is.

Can be 20 minutes, can be 12 hours. Sometimes he gunts his streaming equipment and kills the stream, sometimes he passes out for a xanny nap and wakes up livid.
 
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He will start going over Josh's teenage retardation screenshots and beg him to call again. When it doesn't work he will call Josh a pussy, a bish, a pedophile, broke dick, yadda yadda yadda.

I like how utterly unprepared he was for Josh enthusiastically shouting YEAH I'LL TAKE YOU UP ON THAT when he proposed the bet that he forgot 15 minutes later in a haze of xanax. And his "please come back to me baby I still love you" speech was about as pathetic as it gets.
 
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Butwhythough2 said:
I think you still got a soft spot for Ralph, because you pulled your punches, almost treating him with kids gloves. I've seen you get angrier at a superchat that was retarded, than talking with your, as Ralph would put it "sworn enemy." You seemed quite jovial and it was more like doing some trolling.
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My favourite part of the whole thing was how cheery Josh sounded for most of it while Ralph was losing his mind.
 
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