Bluesky - "Decentralized" Twitter Alternative. Leftist Tranny Hugbox. "Answer" to Elon Musk's "Fascist" Takeover of 𝕏 (Formerly Twitter).

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Strongest antifa member:
I read Andy Ngo's (yeah, yeah, he's a fag, I know) book about Antifa and it's pretty good. It will never not be funny to me how those people are not only naive nincompoops, but also utter wimps to boot. Even when they're in large groups they look like shaking a fist at them would be enough to make them shid, fard and make themselves scarce. There's so many videos of them getting KO'd by mere nose flicks.
 
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Not sure if this was already posted, if it was just rate me late and gay.
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"bluesky.com" has nothing to do with the bluesky (bsky.app) this thread is about.

bluesky traffic and usage is down 10% 12.5% in the last 6 mos based on the metrics in this site


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but by the same metrics , mobile usage is in fact up 104%




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with an average visit duration of 15:43 though , people are not engaged , or staying.

theyre not reading messages from friends. theyre not captivated with your stories or content or spending hours a day watching videos etc.

theyre just logging in to the waste land and logging back off


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every single source of traffic is down in spades. reddit, substack, X, nytimes, google, youtube - all these sites that were hyping bluesky, arent anymore.

the media buzz was never organic. it was all coordinated hype.

people have stopped giving a shit about it. they didnt find anything in their 12 minute session worth sharing on reddit or twitter.

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the media buzz was never organic. it was all coordinated hype.
I would hate to live in the alternate universe where Trump gets shot at that rally and Bluesky artifically explodes as the New Twitter, ushering in a new era of liberal boomer virtue signaling that causes the entire Internet to combust in a libtard singularity
 
I would hate to live in the alternate universe where Trump gets shot at that rally and Bluesky artifically explodes as the New Twitter, ushering in a new era of liberal boomer virtue signaling that causes the entire Internet to combust in a libtard singularity

the entire internet already did combust in a libtard singularity.

addl:

bluesky.com was and still sort of is getting hammered with traffic from people looking for bsky.

it was a huge oversight on blueskys part to not acquire a domain name that matched their brand name. but they have already made so many other mistakes that would not have been overcome by getting this one right. it doesnt matter. theyre dead and they dont even know it yet.

whoeever is left, cowers in fear, waiting for their jailers to walk past their cells with their batons , silencing or banning them next. they log on for 12 minutes and dare not make a peep , lest TrAendra put them on a naughty list and banish them to a corner forever and ever and ever and ever.

is 400,000 hits a lot? not really.

but it is when its 100,000 hits , and then even 250% down from its peak -- 44% of them leave for bsky.app (top destination from bluesky.com)

tl;dr you have some shitty shopify-adjacent website getting a bluesky hug of death and having their resources and bandwidth hammered.

so that'll be two companies Jay Graber drives into the ground, kek


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Buzzerblog, a website which is dedicated to Game Shows, now wants game show illegal due to a new game show where Illegals compete to win citizenship.
Boring post. It's hyperbole and my least favorite part of this forum is that you've got the same people who demand everything on their side of the culture war be interpreted ironically and you've got posts from the other side where suddenly you read everything literally like a turbo autist. Maybe they should start throwing in /sneed /uj /rj /hj tags for Kiwi accessibility.
 
it was a huge oversight on blueskys part to not acquire a domain name that matched their brand name. but they have already made so many other mistakes that would not have been overcome by getting this one right. it doesnt matter. theyre dead and they dont even know it yet.
Steam has been using steampowered.com for the last few decades and they've been fine. You are being homosexually overdramatic.

Boring post. It's hyperbole and my least favorite part of this forum is that you've got the same people who demand everything on their side of the culture war be interpreted ironically and you've got posts from the other side where suddenly you read everything literally like a turbo autist. Maybe they should start throwing in /sneed /uj /rj /hj tags for Kiwi accessibility.
I checked out the linked thread and I don't get it. The guy behind Buzzerblog is a fat dude who's a little autistic and liberal. Is that it? I don't get it.
 
Buzzerblog, a website which is dedicated to Game Shows, now wants game show illegal due to a new game show where Illegals compete to win citizenship.
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Kristi Noem Wants Migrants to Compete for Citizenship on New Reality Show​

A Homeland Security official told the Daily Beast that the show is in the early stages of vetting, though approval has not been given—or denied.

Kristi Noem reportedly wants the U.S. citizenship process to play out in front of the cameras.

The Department of Homeland Security has been working with writer and producer Rob Worsoff to pitch a reality TV show—titled The American—where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country “for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship,” according to the Daily Mail.

Citing a copy of Worsoff’s 35-page program pitch, the Daily Mail reported that the Canadian-born producer aims to “celebrate what it means to be American and have a national conversation about what it means to be American, through the eyes of the people who want it most.” Worsoff is best known for producing the A&E reality show Duck Dynasty.

Homeland Security Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin told the Daily Beast that the show’s concept is under consideration, though she denied that Noem had reviewed the pitch in question. The concept is “in the very beginning stages” of the vetting process, she added, and approval has not been given—or denied.

“The Department of Homeland Security receives hundreds of television show pitches a year,” she said in a statement. “Each proposal undergoes a thorough vetting process prior to denial or approval.”

McLaughlin denied Noem’s involvement in the project, though unnamed sources told the Daily Mail that the Homeland Security secretary supports it and wants it to proceed.

The Daily Beast has also reached out to Worsoff’s representatives for comment.

The program pitch reportedly starts with 12 pre-vetted contestants arriving at Ellis Island in New York City aboard “The Citizen Ship.” The show’s host—preferably a “famous, naturalized American” like Colombian Sofia Vergara or Canadian Ryan Reynolds—will welcome them with a personalized baseball glove.

Contestants would then travel from state to state aboard a train called “The American” to learn about each region’s history and culture and compete in themed contests, ranging from balancing on logs in Hayward, Wisconsin, to building and launching a rocket in Florida’s Cape Canaveral, which houses a major NASA hub.

Officials from the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services are reportedly being eyed to tally votes.

“We’ll join in the laughter, tears, frustration, and joy—hearing their backstories—as we are reminded how amazing it is to be American,” the pitch reads.

The losing contestants will go home with “iconically American” prizes, including a million American Airlines points, a $10,000 Starbucks gift card, and a lifetime supply of 76 gasoline. They will also have a leg up as they undergo the traditional citizenship process.

The big winner, meanwhile, will get sworn in as an American citizen on Capitol Hill by “a top American politician or judge.”

“There won’t be a dry eye within 10 miles,” the pitch reads.

During a Wednesday budget hearing, Noem was trolled by lawmakers over her “many photo ops and costume changes,” which have earned her the nickname “ICE Barbie.”

Noem has cosplayed as a firefighter, an immigration agent, and a helicopter pilot in her trips around the country to oversee the implementation of President Donald Trump’s mass deportation agenda.

But the Homeland Security secretary has remained unfazed by the criticism: “Every day I wake up and there’s new criticisms,” she told Fox News last month. “It’s something different every single day, so I try not to pay attention to the noise.”

Kristi: 'Pleas enter my game show that may grant yo US citizenship. It is definitely not a trap.'
Illegals: "¡Está bien; te creemos!"
 
There has never been a more perfect image that could show just how devoid of any humor, joy, and general fun these subhuman creatures are. It's a funny little post by the guy who voiced Solid Snake and your immediate thought was about cost, starvation, clean water, infastructure, and fucking malaria!

There needs to be daily x-ray scans of these faggots brains because it is a scientific marvel that a person could even fucking think that saying this bullshit isn't retarded, much less posting it.
 
I checked out the linked thread and I don't get it. The guy behind Buzzerblog is a fat dude who's a little autistic and liberal. Is that it? I don't get it.
He also regularly cheats on his wife publicly on Bluesky with both troons and middle-aged women I should have mentioned that. And he's not the only lolcow there his gay friend is a huge anglophile and tries to larp as british among other things.
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There has never been a more perfect image that could show just how devoid of any humor, joy, and general fun these subhuman creatures are. It's a funny little post by the guy who voiced Solid Snake and your immediate thought was about cost, starvation, clean water, infastructure, and fucking malaria!

There needs to be daily x-ray scans of these faggots brains because it is a scientific marvel that a person could even fucking think that saying this bullshit isn't retarded, much less posting it.
Of course, there is the woke boycott against Arbucks because of how Starbucks allegedly helped the Israel Defence Force.
Seriously, BlueSky is full of hate tha they managed to convince themselves is love.
 
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Girl I'm sure no one gives a flying fuck on what you are talking about.

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The translation for the "furry doctor" is that it's all bogus and based on things unrelated to people actually taking the experiment. The last time people were involved in an experiment like this, millions died in the 2020s. So, this "furry doctor" already has a shady history of not just lying but also unintentionally causing deaths in the pursuit of science.
 

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