Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

Not a proven case, but I don't think these pics from the polycule (Dec. 2023 - Early April 2024).

Shirt: does not match
Tiles: total mismatch
Sink top: colours match but sink total mismatch
Not a dead end though, it might just be another room/suite/type.
This begs the question though, if these weren't from the Great Wolf Longue, where and when did he take them?

Least heterosexual cuckold.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

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He's so pathetic.
If Aaron was sexing [sic] him anally, he was also doing the same thing.


You're kidding right? Treat me like a retard with Celsius room temperature IQ.
These are real photos, not AI?
He has more than one coloured phone case?
He has another gay Jamaica shirt?
Where was his ring in that Jamaica shirt selfie?

Is Rekieta lactose-intolerant like Earthworm Jim?

 

[Melty Butter]

Not a dead end though, it might just be another room/suite/type.

Exactly. I'm mostly throwing it out there.

There's also the possibility that during his "hiatus" (a year), there was a separate trip to GWL (I'm sticking to that, for now) that we don't know about.

In any case, @Vibralldo is correct, it SCREAMS desperation. What 42 yo man WITH FIVE CHILDREN does this shit?

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

So either these pictures were taken at GWL or Nick has a wolf-themed shower curtain.

These are equally sad.

 

[Swamp Hag]

Cheating arc is going to be insane, he can't do cocaine so he's going to addiction transfer to sex with prostitutes or something I bet

 

[AnOminous]

I found an unedited original.

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"It's raining men. HALLELUJAH!"

When do we move this dude to Deathfats?

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Low IQ people want Nick to go to prison, chess grandmasters like myself want Nick to suffer in the hell he's created for himself. Streaming to an increasingly diminishing audience, having to face his Toe-ravaged 'wife' everyday, lacking alcohol to drown himself in, the devil couldn't imagine a more fitting punishment.

Prison would be good for his kids if it caused Kayla to come to her senses and leave him. In the end that would never happen because she's a turbo retard as well so there's no point to him going away.

 

[Spergichu]

So either these pictures were taken at GWL or Nick has a wolf-themed shower curtain.

These are equally sad.

April did get that wolfpack tattoo to represent the qover at one of those tattoo conventions a few months after the arrest, and the Balldo was made to simulate animal cock as discovered by Jim Medicare (PBUH). At this point, would it really shock anyone if Nick booted up a stream wearing a wolf fursuit with a visible red rocket stapled to the crotch?

 

[AnOminous]

Based on my renovation, I think this would be a reasonable estimate. $100k should cover a complete repipe (~$50k with PEX, more for copper) with the balance for new fixtures, wall repair, and paint.

In freezing cold Minnesota I'd pick PEX. I also wouldn't buy a Rustang there (or at all but especially not there).

He looks like the creep you don’t want approaching you at some bar. I bet he approaches often. His creepy little cuck pose kills me.

Lmao. This is why he is the king of lolcows. I thought this was a shop because nobody could possibly post this picture of himself. Even grindr dudes would be shocked at his faggotry.

"Come at me bro I'm JACKED!" Lol.

Bwahahaha, what a bobblehead faggot.

It's like if you gave the most powerful AI in the world a prompt to generate a picture of the most gigantic faggot possible, and it generated this and then immediately killed itself.

 

[WEEKEND]

What lessons are we supposed to take home from Nick's downfall?

• Don't do hard drugs.
• Don't get blackout drunk every night.
• Don't let other men fuck your wife.
• Don't start a weird sex cult.
• Don't let a stupid coke whore into your life.
• Don't let your wife turn into a lazy drug zombie.
• Don't have a homosexual relationship with another cuck.
• Don't stop eating food.
• Don't break the law.
• Don't let your kids live like animals.
• Don't give/let your kids have drugs.
• Don't let your house turn into a pigsty meth den.
• Don't continue to make defamatory statements about a guy while being sued by him.
• Don't try to fight a losing case with the state.
• Don't liquidate your house to pay for a pointless fight with the courts.
• Don't talk about your many legal problems.
• Don't tell obvious lies while being drunk and high.
• Don't over estimate your own intelligence while you're a massive retard.
• Don't cosy up to a group of insane pedos.
• Don't do all this in front of a live audience of 1000's.

Can these even be called lessons? I mean you're never going to be in this situation unless you are the stupidest faggot in the world.

 

[Probably An Autist]

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He genuinely,. unironically, looks like a heroin junkie. his brain must be made of syrup if he doesn't think he looks rough

 

[AltisticRight]

In freezing cold Minnesota I'd pick PEX. I also wouldn't buy a Rustang there (or at all but especially not there).

Lmao. This is why he is the king of lolcows. I thought this was a shop because nobody could possibly post this picture of himself. Even grindr dudes would be shocked at his faggotry.
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"Come at me bro I'm JACKED!" Lol.

It's like if you gave the most powerful AI in the world a prompt to generate a picture of the most gigantic faggot possible, and it generated this and then immediately killed itself.

He can't even win a fight against a school girl.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I want it in record that I disagree with the limiting lolcow of the year. It takes hard work and dedicated retardation to win more than once. Taking that away is stupid because some discord raiders are crying about it.

Also, odds of Rekieta wrecking his Mustang this summer? I give it a 50/50 shot.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

What lessons are we supposed to take home from Nick's downfall?

• Don't do hard drugs.
• Don't get blackout drunk every night.
• Don't let other men fuck your wife.
• Don't start a weird sex cult.
• Don't let a stupid coke whore into your life.
• Don't let your wife turn into a lazy drug zombie.
• Don't have a homosexual relationship with another cuck.
• Don't stop eating food.
• Don't break the law.
• Don't let your kids live like animals.
• Don't give/let your kids have drugs.
• Don't let your house turn into a pigsty meth den.
• Don't continue to make defamatory statements about a guy while being sued by him.
• Don't try to fight a losing case with the state.
• Don't liquidate your house to pay for a pointless fight with the courts.
• Don't talk about your many legal problems.
• Don't tell obvious lies while being drunk and high.
• Don't over estimate your own intelligence while you're a massive retard.
• Don't cosy up to a group of insane pedos.
• Don't do all this in front of a live audience of 1000's.

Can these even be called lessons? I mean you're never going to be in this situation unless you are the stupidest faggot in the world.

Disagree with all of that
Do drugs
Drug your kids
Fuck everyone but your wife
Scorch the Earth when your boyfriend dumps you
Ruin your family's reputation because hedonism is more fun
HEDONISM IN JAMAICA EVERY YEAR
Tell everyone about how smart you are and you are outmaneuvering the system at every turn
Come out as gay when its been clear to everyone for years

TOP OF THE WORLD BABY, LIVE FROM SPICER ITS SUNDAY AFTERNOON

 

[LemonParty]

I believe these are from his recent trip with the family to Great Wolf Lodge in March 2025.

They're not that recent and are from the swinger era. Look at the 'no step on snek' tattoo. It hasn't been finished yet.

The real mystery is why hasn't Nick shown his Queen of Spades tattoo yet?

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Those selfies make him look like a homeless cancer patient.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Cheating arc is going to be insane, he can't do cocaine so he's going to addiction transfer to sex with prostitutes or something I bet

I don't think they were ever confirmed but rumors from multiple people (Coomalot, Aaron) were that Balldofag was seeing prostitutes before he got arrested. I imagine prostitutes are much less fun when you're not blitzed out of your mind, but it's not like he's going to stop finding ways to do that either. It makes me wonder how much money MANdy managed to con him out of.

Regarding the bathroom selfies the one with the tile on the wall has a handicripple rail on the wall. I really want it to have been taken in the cripple toilet of like a gas station bathroom.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

If I’m not mistaken, I thought he recommended Barnes, who has only ever been a retard, and Barnes recommended Harden to Null

This is correct, but Nick cannot grandstand on that and take only secondhand credit.

"I recommended Null's lawyer to Null."
Wait, is this the same lawyer who helped Null get the bodycam footage?
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EAT SHIT FAGGOT.

See above.

So either these pictures were taken at GWL or Nick has a wolf-themed shower curtain.

These are equally sad.

April has some obsession with Norse iconography and wolves if you take her tattoos, the stickers on her personal vehicle, and her polycule name of Valkerie.

I want it in record that I disagree with the limiting lolcow of the year. It takes hard work and dedicated retardation to win more than once. Taking that away is stupid because some discord raiders are crying about it.

Also, odds of Rekieta wrecking his Mustang this summer? I give it a 50/50 shot.

I agree, but we should put in a mechanism to disqualify multiple repeat wins in future. It is not fair play to arbitrarily exclude them.

I suggest limiting it to two consecutive wins, and the second earns them a Hall of Fame status and disqualifies them from all further LotY votes. The repeat and speicla tag gives the fans a nice send-off, and the disqualification lets other cows have a chance.

 

[Melty Butter]

LIVE FROM SPICER ITS SUNDAY AFTERNOON

Speaking of, Paula Holmen - who reported on Nick - and leads Children's Ministries, pointedly asked grandparents who support their grandkids to stand up. She did this today less than an hour ago.

(I skim through the service most Sundays. IF the Rekieta kids still attend - no mention for the last 2 months anywhere - I assume they sit in the back with their grandparents offscreen.)

 

[AnOminous]

Those selfies make him look like a homeless cancer patient.

He looks like a 12 year old boy with the head of a 60 year old hobo grafted onto his body.