Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

You know he’s still on drugs because he thinks he looks good.

 

[Vibralldo]

I don't think they were ever confirmed but rumors from multiple people (Coomalot, Aaron) were that Balldofag was seeing prostitutes before he got arrested.

Coomalot was and is one of Nick's best friends and has no reason to lie

 

[Beavis]

He looks like a twank

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

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Nigga needs to get a super suit

 

[Sinbad the Sailor]

He really is Daniel Larson maxxing. Can't wait until he starts dining and dashing at the nearest Spicer Denny's, announces a 2028 presidential run to decriminalise drugs and bigamy, only for him to be put away for threatening to mail a pussy liquor bomb to whichever judge is presiding over the next case he's involved in.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I can't get over how gay he looks. You could put his photos on a bug chasing forum and he wouldn't look out of place.

HE’S GAY!
HE’S A CUCK!
HE’S A GAY CUCKOLD!

 

[Vibralldo]

He really is Daniel Larson maxxing. Can't wait until he starts dining and dashing at the nearest Spicer Denny's, announces a 2028 presidential run to decriminalise drugs and bigamy, only for him to be put away for threatening to mail a pussy liquor bomb to whichever judge is presiding over the next case he's involved in.

We're 1 month away from a "DREXEL YOU FUCKING NIGGER, I'LL KILL YOU!" video

 

[oh no im late for school]

He’s on the Fatcast now:

can someone drop the link for this? i wanna skim to see what he's crying about

 

[WEEKEND]

You know he’s still on drugs because he thinks he looks good.

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It's worse than that. He thinks he looks cool, which by default makes him a loser fag.

 

[Neetness]

Lol hot topic belts and cuck tank tops

Lmao

 

[PrestonHolt]

HE’S GAY!
HE’S A CUCK!
HE’S A GAY CUCKOLD!

I really hate that I can hear PPP voice when i read those.

 

[Nate Higgers]

What lessons are we supposed to take home from Nick's downfall?

• Don't do hard drugs.
• Don't get blackout drunk every night.
• Don't let other men fuck your wife.
• Don't start a weird sex cult.
• Don't let a stupid coke whore into your life.
• Don't let your wife turn into a lazy drug zombie.
• Don't have a homosexual relationship with another cuck.
• Don't stop eating food.
• Don't break the law.
• Don't let your kids live like animals.
• Don't give/let your kids have drugs.
• Don't let your house turn into a pigsty meth den.
• Don't continue to make defamatory statements about a guy while being sued by him.
• Don't try to fight a losing case with the state.
• Don't liquidate your house to pay for a pointless fight with the courts.
• Don't talk about your many legal problems.
• Don't tell obvious lies while being drunk and high.
• Don't over estimate your own intelligence while you're a massive retard.
• Don't cosy up to a group of insane pedos.
• Don't do all this in front of a live audience of 1000's.

Can these even be called lessons? I mean you're never going to be in this situation unless you are the stupidest faggot in the world.

All of these could be covered under the umbrella of:

“Do not befriend and/or take advice from Dax Herrera (a/k/a Juju The Cow, a/k/a Dick Masterson, a gay drug addled Mexican Jew with a “drug drawer” who sucks cocks at burning man and gets pegged with a sparkly purple strapon)”

 

[genericwhitemale]

He’s on the Fatcast now:

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I don’t know, I’m not watching, just getting updates from a source.

I guess Nick is sexting them?

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"I've never been better looking, Kiwi Fags"

 

[chalkyresidue]

Those selfies make him look like a homeless cancer patient.

He’s implicitly challenging Jim to a voguing contest

 

[Lonely khan]

Also, odds of Rekieta wrecking his Mustang this summer? I give it a 50/50 shot.

I'd say 1 in 20 since my guess is the crustang has 4 rotted tires, a dead battery and likely some other mechanical ailment that lead him to shuttering it. I'd bet throwing a trickle charger on the battery and putting it up on jackstands to replace the tires are a hill too high for Nick to climb. If it was originally "stored" in his garage under piles of unwashed clothes because of a starter issue he's leaving it to die where is sits. He does not strike me as a gear head ... well at least not the type of gear head that can do basic mechanical maintenance on an automobile. The kind of gear head that does a lot of cocaine, yeah he's totally that guy.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

You know he’s still on drugs because he thinks he looks good.

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I don't know if I have ever seen an adult man with no muscle mass. He has the body of a 13 year old boy. How can you have literally no pectoral muscles? Someone that skinny should also be showing some ab muscles, he has nothing.

 

[Nate Higgers]

He’s implicitly challenging Jim to a voguing contest

I misread that as “vomiting contest”

And I think it still fits

 

[Lian Xing]

In freezing cold Minnesota I'd pick PEX. I also wouldn't buy a Rustang there (or at all but especially not there).

The difference is you make great decisions because aren’t a faggot who blew out his dopamine receptors with coke, laughing gas, and cock.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

You know he’s still on drugs because he thinks he looks good.

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When they developed the gay bomb, this is what they were referring to.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Not a proven case, but I don't think these pics from the polycule (Dec. 2023 - Early April 2024).
(I assume this was the conceit that Nick was peddling on PrettyAntisocial)

I believe these are from his recent trip with the family to Great Wolf Lodge in March 2025. And if I'm correct, what kind of attention-seeking weirdo is this guy??? The Dabbleverse isn't going to do shit for you, buddy.

First of all, the black tank top. IG March 27, 2025 versus the PrettyAntiSocial Pics. The white stitching on the IG pic doesn't show up in the new pic but GEE the wall color is the same and the beard is the same. (The hair's also different, but he can just puff it up.)
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Second, the tiling. Great Wolf Lodge tiling in GWL Bloomington 2025 (as shown on their website) versus tiling in Nick's pic:
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Third, themed shower curtains. It's a Great Wolf Lodge thing. I can't find an exact match to Nick's, but 2025 from website versus Nick's pic.
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Caveat/disclaimer: I can't find a single overmounted sink (Nick's pic) in any google searches for GWL bathrooms but that's easy to explain. Anyone who's been to a GWL (me) can attest to the randomness of their upgrades.
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... anyway, the color matches many pics of GWL bathrooms:
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That's my case.

That second pic is beyond gay. He looks like a smug edgy drama queen with that stance. Just awful. You'd have to be on drugs to pose that way, take a photo of it, and then post it online.

Edit: Nick may actually troon out before he finishes probation. The brain damage, the body consciousness, getting fucked by Aaron, broke dick, it's all adding up...