Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 52 24.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 69 32.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 23 10.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 64 30.3%

  • Total voters
    211
Hard drugs are the original ozempic. I remember articles coming out speculating that this or that celebrity started doing drugs because of their weight loss, now you see the same articles but speculating whether they’re on the fat jab.
 
What lessons are we supposed to take home from Nick's downfall?
  • Don't do hard drugs.
  • Don't get blackout drunk every night.
  • Don't let other men fuck your wife.
  • Don't start a weird sex cult.
  • Don't let a stupid coke whore into your life.
  • Don't let your wife turn into a lazy drug zombie.
  • Don't have a homosexual relationship with another cuck.
  • Don't stop eating food.
  • Don't break the law.
  • Don't let your kids live like animals.
  • Don't give/let your kids have drugs.
  • Don't let your house turn into a pigsty meth den.
  • Don't continue to make defamatory statements about a guy while being sued by him.
  • Don't try to fight a losing case with the state.
  • Don't liquidate your house to pay for a pointless fight with the courts.
  • Don't talk about your many legal problems.
  • Don't tell obvious lies while being drunk and high.
  • Don't over estimate your own intelligence while you're a massive retard.
  • Don't cosy up to a group of insane pedos.
  • Don't do all this in front of a live audience of 1000's.
Can these even be called lessons? I mean you're never going to be in this situation unless you are the stupidest faggot in the world.
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Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a streaming career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and artwork of the Joker. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a second home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose vacations where your wife doesn't get railed by strangers. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that chair watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing trial streams, stuffing fucking whiskey into your mouth, counting all the free superchat money in your head. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable luxury home, nothing more than a good Dad to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to drive around. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got whippets?
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Well, nuance is required.
No, it's really not. Nick is simply a liar. As he often is.

I'm not inclined to say "well, if you contort this, and pretzel logic that, then Nick is sorta kinda maybe almost right." That's silly. I'm tired of Nick's gay word games that he plays every time he's called out on a falsehood. He said he recommended Hardin to Null, and it's my understanding that is false.

I also think it's an interesting development he's doing this, because it makes me think that he's thinking that Null might actually get the bodycam footage afterall. The previous piss and vinegar about Null never getting it is gone. Now it's replaced by "I dunno, maybe."

Like I just said, it almost feels like he's prepping himself to claim "well, he got it because of Hardin, and I recommended Hardin, so Null couldn't have succeeded without me."

By the way, I have also noticed the same phenomenon in Comicsgate. When Eric July gets an undisputed W, EVS tries to take credit for it (after claiming that July is a stupid nigger that can't do anything right). It's some weird narcissistic thing that narcissists do. So this behavior is hardly limited to Nick.

He explained that in a moment of real worry for the Farms (Greer? I forget what case), he asked Nick, who asked Barnes, who then got him to Hardin for which he is very grateful because Hardin has been a warrior. (I looked for a clip but could not find one readily.)
If I recall correctly, that segment was him expressing gratitude over Nick recommending Barnes for the Fatrick case. A recommendation that proved not terribly helpful, as Barnes was ultimately useless, but I guess "it's the thought that counts," and he wasn't wrong to be appreciative in that sense.

Edit: I recalled wrongly. See here.

Moreover, I think in that same stream, Null also said that he felt bad at first about criticizing Juju, because Juju allowed Null on NP2.

In both cases, it just goes to show that there are, and should be, reasonable limits to loyalty. If somebody does something beneficial for you, it doesn't mean you are required to overlook every subsequent bad act they commit. Especially if those bad acts are particularly egregious. Null understands that. Nick doesn't. Nick demands eternal and unquestioning loyalty and flips out the moment you stop giving it to him.

EDIT: Missing word.
 
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Those are your photo edits, right?
None of the photos are edited by me in any way. Check them out in one of those tools that detects editing or compare them to the Pretty Fat stream to validate their provenance if you doubt that these were the photos he shared.
 
None of the photos are edited by me in any way. Check them out in one of those tools that detects editing or compare them to the Pretty Fat stream to validate their provenance if you doubt that these were the photos he shared.
HOLY SHIT, the dude is gastly! It´s so bizarre I was sure it was one of your shitpost edits. HOLY FUCK!
 
HOLY SHIT, the dude is gastly! It´s so bizarre I was sure it was one of your shitpost edits. HOLY FUCK!
I think he's gained back some weight since those pics were taken, but yeah, last year he was definitely headed towards the Eugina Coomy physique. It was pretty shocking.

Sean even cracked a joke last year about him looking like he crawled out of Treblinka.

Nobody here was calling him "skelly" ironically.
 
I think he's gained back some weight since those pics were taken, but yeah, last year he was definitely headed towards the Eugina Coomy physique. It was pretty shocking.

Sean even cracked a joke last year about him looking like he crawled out of Treblinka.

Nobody here was calling him "skelly" ironically.
He's definitely looking tubby and should stop eating those heavy burritos
 
I don't know if I have ever seen an adult man with no muscle mass. He has the body of a 13 year old boy. How can you have literally no pectoral muscles? Someone that skinny should also be showing some ab muscles, he has nothing.
It's flabbergasting that this skeletal weakling pussy would wear a tank top with that pathetic build, much less flex his grape sized "biceps." I mean who the fuck was the intended audience of this laughable faggotry?
Nah, I think that’s retarded because it denies true greatness/ retardation. If you have someone burning down for years as an entertaining trash fire that they just consistently produce milk/ khaaaantent then they win. You don’t penalize them to be fair like a Harrison Bergeron society.
It's not penalizing someone NOT to give them a Most Gigantic Retard in the World award. It's more that it gets boring if just the same person wins over and over.
 
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Bro has the face of 40 year old coke head and the body of a 15 year old that started working out a week ago and drank 2 protein shakes.
He looks like La Morsa
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"I don't want some weirdo watching me have sex with anybody like... No! That's not true! I want plenty of weirdos to watch me have sex with people. I'm kind of an exhibitionist, I don't mind fucking in public as long as it's appropriate"

Well, he publicly fucked up his life in front of thousands of people, so I guess he's not lying.
 
Like I just said, it almost feels like he's prepping himself to falsely claim "well, he got it because of Hardin, and I recommended Hardin, so Null couldn't have succeeded without me."
How would that make anything better? It would just make it not only an own, but a SELF-OWN. It would just mean he was hoist on his own retard.

Nick has the funniest and weirdest copes.
 
Right. So Nick is lying... again. He's trying to claim he recommended Hardin to you. They were discussing the bodycam in that chat.

What he's basically trying to imply is:

Well, if he gets the bodycam, it's only because of a lawyer that I... a legal genius... recommended.

No, what he was trying to say is that he wishes Hardin on Josh as if Hardin is a shit lawyer. It's like his "I wish him a million dollars" line. He's not taking credit for it.

He thinks Hardin is shit just like he thinks Aaron's lawyer is shit and he's wishing shit lawyers on everyone he dislikes.

It is ironic, though, that the only shit lawyer besides Nick is Barnes and Barnes is the only lawyer Nick recommended. And Ty Beard. Beard sets the bar for shit lawyers.
 
It is ironic, though, that the only shit lawyer besides Nick is Barnes and Barnes is the only lawyer Nick recommended. And Ty Beard. Beard sets the bar for shit lawyers.
Barnes is a shitty, dishonest commentator but actually has legal chops. He's not in the Nick category other than the charlatan department. I personally would never consider using him because of his unfortunate habit of publicly attacking virtually every client he ever had. He's a snake in the grass.
 
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