Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Windy Moors]

He’s on the Fatcast now:

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I don’t know, I’m not watching, just getting updates from a source.

I guess Nick is sexting them?

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Look at this faggots fruity hand position:

He's so womanly it's disgusting.

 

[GeeWilickers47]

He’s on the Fatcast now:
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The ELITE physique that only a diet of cock and a single daily dorito can achieve. Fellas get to work on achieving this.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick’s past claims that he wants to – or even could – beat up Aaron are laughable enough on their own. But what really takes it new heights is that his spaghetti arms look like they could be snapped between someone’s forefinger and thumb.

 

[john marston]

You know he’s still on drugs because he thinks he looks good.

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Unrelated image attached:

Spoiler: Unrelated

 

[Lurking9e9]

If the police hadn't intervened, he would have been dead in a year or two.

 

[Law]

Nick should sign up for Creator Clash 3 and fight idubbbz

Only if Nick gets to pilot Our Wife like a Gundam.
Idubbz can pilot Anisa.
Get some real Master-Blaster shit up in here.

 

[RotPockets]

He's a snake in the grass.

He’s pretty obvious, more like a snake in a buffet or a wolf in fat clothing.

 

[Pedophobe]

Don't liquidate your house to pay for a pointless fight with the courts.

We haven't even gotten to that point yet. He liquidated one house to pay for neglecting his second mortgage payments on the other house.

The $600,000+ he's going to end up owing Montagraph and Randazza will have to come from somewhere else.

 

[Captain Manning]

How would that make anything better?

It wouldn't, but Nick is brain damaged enough where he might think it would constitute a minor W amidst a major L.

No, what he was trying to say is that he wishes Hardin on Josh as if Hardin is a shit lawyer. It's like his "I wish him a million dollars" line. He's not taking credit for it.

I dunno how you're getting that, from this...

...but okay.

Even if I am wrong about him prepping himself for a Hardin victory, I don't think I'm wrong that he's full of shit on his claim he recommended Hardin. I wasn't even the first person in this thread to point that out. I was like the fourth or fifth.

EDIT (Clarification): Null now states, further on in the thread, that Nick knew Hardin, but that Barnes was the one that put him in touch with Hardin.

It is ironic, though, that the only shit lawyer besides Nick is Barnes and Barnes is the only lawyer Nick recommended. And Ty Beard. Beard sets the bar for shit lawyers.

The only two lawyers that Nick has called shit, that I think he was absolutely right about, is Landau (Maddox's lawyer), and I assuming he probably called Binger shit at some point (I didn't really watch his Rittenhouse coverage, but he would not be wrong if he did, like so many others did).

Many of the KickVic lawyers were more competent than he was willing to admit (unfortunately). Johnson was actually highly competent and got a kill shot in on Ty. Chupp (judges are technically still lawyers) also reached a defensible decision given Ty's fuckups.

He is also thus far dead wrong on Schneider, Hardin, and Fischer.

In all, Nick's ability to correctly analyze the competence of other people in the legal profession is pretty miserable IMO.

 

[Niggernerd]

Nick is what Hank Hill would call a pencil neck.

 

[not william stenchever]

In all, Nick's ability to correctly analyze the competence of other people in the legal profession is pretty miserable IMO.

Literally worse than a coin flip

 

[779777]

I guess Nick is sexting them?

Hope I'm not late, but the lack of a neck reminds me of this

 

[3MMA]

Lmao. This is why he is the king of lolcows. I thought this was a shop because nobody could possibly post this picture of himself. Even grindr dudes would be shocked at his faggotry.
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"Come at me bro I'm JACKED!" Lol.

Thought the same at first. @John Andrews Stan has a history of crafting subtle edits for various cows, capturing the character within. I can’t quite tell if this is one of those edits or the bonafide Balldo himself, as it captures his personality perfectly, implicitly. The faggotry of Nick is shocking like that.

I want it in record that I disagree with the limiting lolcow of the year. It takes hard work and dedicated retardation to win more than once. Taking that away is stupid because some discord raiders are crying about it.

Same. Applying new rules because a handful of users take Lolcow of the Year awards so seriously, defeats the purpose. Let it be, changing rules because one cow won 2X seems like astroturfing. If I was a big BMJer, I’d want a more honest win. If my choice couldn’t win without someone else out of the way, it wouldn’t seem real. LOTY is light hearted fun, when people don’t flip out over winners & attach their own sense of self esteem to the event.

 

[RollingRock2]

Nick is what Hank Hill would call a pencil neck.

This but with Nick and Aaron

 

[RotPockets]

Hope I'm not late, but the lack of a neck reminds me of this
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Nick is what Hank Hill would call a pencil neck.

This but with Nick and Aaron

 

[break these cuffs]

How has nobody commented on the fact that he was wearing a shirt with the name of one of Kayla's bull's on it?

 

[Desktop User2]

How has nobody commented on the fact that he was wearing a shirt with the name of one of Kayla's bull's on it?

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This just cant be a real pic, man... his head looks like a horse head on a (feeble) "human" body. That 70s vagina beard also adds to the uncanny.
Maybe he loves sucking cock so much he made his face look like a 70s cunt.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

This just cant be a real pic, man... his head looks like a horse head on a (feeble) "human" body. That 70s vagina beard also adds to the uncanny.
Maybe he loves sucking cock so much he made his face look like a 70s cunt.

the easier explanation is he has absolutely no chin so he grows the "beard" to compensate.

 

[Desktop User2]

he grows the "beard" to compensate.

Dont talk about Our Wife that way!

 

[AnOminous]

Nick’s past claims that he wants to – or even could – beat up Aaron are laughable enough on their own. But what really takes it new heights is that his spaghetti arms look like they could be snapped between someone’s forefinger and thumb.

I ate sushi today with bamboo chopsticks that could break Nick's faggy noodle arms.

Nick is what Hank Hill would call a pencil neck.

Nickhole is what Classy Freddie Blassie would call a pencil neck.