Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Stiffy]

That has to be a.i. or else Nick was/is in Dallas Buyer's Club territory, i.e. the faggot junkie has full blown AIDS!

 

[AnOminous]

That has to be a.i. or else Nick was/is in Dallas Buyer's Club territory, i.e. the faggot junkie has full blown AIDS!

I have no doubt that Nick actually looks like this.

I am just astounded that anyone could look like this and proudly post pictures of himherself looking like this.

 

[Dude Snakes]

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Jesus Christ how gay, Nick you look like you were in a concentration camp!

 

[AnOminous]

Jesus Christ how gay, Nick you look like you were in a concentration camp!

People with noses like Nick generally didn't leave the concentration camp through the exit door but through the oven.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

The funniest part about all of this. We tried to photoshop nick for years looking worse and he then releases pictures by him that are million times worse than most of the things we ever dreamed to cook up.

 

[Null]

My memory was wrong, Rekieta did actually know Hardin directly because of the FOIA stuff but not how to contact him. Barnes had his number because they did casework together previously. So it is the one really good thing Rekieta did for us.

 

[dustnight]

The funniest part about all of this. We tried to photoshop nick for years looking worse and he then releases pictures by him that are million times worse than most of the things we ever dreamed to cook up.

Wait, these weren't ai?!?

Not a proven case, but I don't think these pics from the polycule (Dec. 2023 - Early April 2024).
(I assume this was the conceit that Nick was peddling on PrettyAntisocial)

I believe these are from his recent trip with the family to Great Wolf Lodge in March 2025. And if I'm correct, what kind of attention-seeking weirdo is this guy??? The Dabbleverse isn't going to do shit for you, buddy.

First of all, the black tank top. IG March 27, 2025 versus the PrettyAntiSocial Pics. The white stitching on the IG pic doesn't show up in the new pic but GEE the wall color is the same and the beard is the same. (The hair's also different, but he can just puff it up.)
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Second, the tiling. Great Wolf Lodge tiling in GWL Bloomington 2025 (as shown on their website) versus tiling in Nick's pic:
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Third, themed shower curtains. It's a Great Wolf Lodge thing. I can't find an exact match to Nick's, but 2025 from website versus Nick's pic.
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Caveat/disclaimer: I can't find a single overmounted sink (Nick's pic) in any google searches for GWL bathrooms but that's easy to explain. Anyone who's been to a GWL (me) can attest to the randomness of their upgrades.
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... anyway, the color matches many pics of GWL bathrooms:
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That's my case.

I 110% thought the green tank top one was fake... wtf

 

[Niggernerd]

How has nobody commented on the fact that he was wearing a shirt with the name of one of Kayla's bull's on it?

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Nick just stop it buddy. You're embarrassing yourself taking these womanly selfies

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

So it is the one really good thing Rekieta did for us.

Holy fucking shit L after L after L for Nicky lmaoooooooooo nigga seeeeeeeethe.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

This isn't your doing, but this has been a pet peeve of mine throughout this whole thing...

I know people LOVE bringing up Jim Felt, but he is the (now retired) police chief of Willmar, and technically had nothing to do with Nick's case or arrest, AFAIK.

Nick was raided by the Kandiyohi County Sheriff's Office, with one MN State Trooper brought along in support (Joshua Monson).

Spicer does not have a police department. Law enforcement resources for where Nick lives are drawn from the state and county. This is fairly common among smaller municipalities in the U.S..

My mate Officer Oakleaf does not get any love at all...

That being said, if she is the one to actually get the footage released, it might be the funniest thing to happen in the Rekieta-verse this year (maybe even funnier than the arrest itself) and would absolutely put Nick in the front of the pack for LOTY 2025.

There is talk that Nick may be disqualified. I think it is bullshite, and any new rules need to be clearly set out before a year begins--not halfway through.

I am begging @elb to clip the Pretty Menopausal appearance. I’m told there are some interesting parts but those two hosses and their meth-head friend are probably too off-putting for all but the most battle-worn clipper in the world.

Something disturbing just jumped out at me. The woman on the far right in the AM public degeneracy pic looks like an older version of Nick’s favorite daughter. (Not posting the kid’s picture but if you’ve seen her you’ll know what I mean.)

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Her name in Shrimp Fae and she seems to be a local Houston cosplayer.

Left: 2025 Right: 2023



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[Dizzyuntildeath]

How has nobody commented on the fact that he was wearing a shirt with the name of one of Kayla's bull's on it?

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Felt cute, mite huff nitrous l8r

 

[RotPockets]

the easier explanation is he has absolutely no chin so he grows the "beard" to compensate.

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[AnOminous]

The funniest part about all of this. We tried to photoshop nick for years looking worse and he then releases pictures by him that are million times worse than most of the things we ever dreamed to cook up.

It's almost impressive. It's like he's trying for those lolcow awards. People have been shooping pictures of him trying to make him look like a total faggot, and then he posts completely unaltered pictures so massively gay that even the shoopers have to give up, because nobody came up with anything this gay, even as a parody.

I mean LMAO. And I'll note that usually when people say LMAO they actually aren't, I have been unable not to cackle like a lunatic just looking at this picture.

He is a skeletal female faggot, that part is obvious. Then there's the part where this gay cuck shirt says "JAMAL" on it to signify how many black cocks he takes in the ass. And then he's smugly looking at the camera like he isn't the most gay faggot who ever took a selfie of himself looking like the gayest faggot of all time.

I am literally, and audibly, still chuckling smugly at this picture of this gay faggot right now right before I click post.

How would ANYONE post a selfie like this? Look at what a weak faggot he is. It's literally hilarious.

 

[not william stenchever]

70s vagina beard

That's a new one to me but Jesus Christ what an accurate description of that scraggly mess.

 

[AnOminous]

That's a new one to me but Jesus Christ what an accurate description of that scraggly mess.

I once grew a goatee like that, I thought it looked cool. My dad looked at it and said why did you grow a pussy on your chin?

I shaved that shit off the next day. Thanks Dad.

I was really mad at first but then I couldn't unsee it.

 

[not william stenchever]

I once grew a goatee like that, I thought it looked cool. My dad looked at it and said why did you grow a pussy on your chin?

I shaved that shit off the next day. Thanks Dad.

I was really mad at first but then I couldn't unsee it.

Not doing any shaving instead of cultivating that look would probably be a better alternative. Nobody ever called Harry DuBois "pussy mouth".

 

[Desktop User2]

I once grew a goatee like that, I thought it looked cool. My dad looked at it and said why did you grow a pussy on your chin?

I shaved that shit off the next day. Thanks Dad.

I was really mad at first but then I couldn't unsee it.

Your dad is a man of culture. Pitty Fatherless Nick didn´t have a manly figure on his life, just like your average nigger...

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I once grew a goatee like that, I thought it looked cool. My dad looked at it and said why did you grow a pussy on your chin?

I shaved that shit off the next day. Thanks Dad.

I was really mad at first but then I couldn't unsee it.

I had my beard like that briefly when I was in college, and I came home and my mom said I looked like I was a meth-head.
I got rid of it, but I wish I'd seen her before I got my driver's license photo with it.

 

[Provably Wrong]

How has nobody commented on the fact that he was wearing a shirt with the name of one of Kayla's bull's on it?

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It probably just says Jamaica. The J starts on his right side almost under his armpit, I am giving it the benefit of the doubt from this angle we can fit another C A on that shirt
ETA disregard that, I suck cocks, the zoom is pretty suggestive of that being an L

 

[Henri Barbusse]

It probably just says Jamaica. The J starts on his right side almost under his armpit, I am giving it the benefit of the doubt from this angle we can fit another C A on that shirt

Kayla's bull is not just Jamal, but the entire country of Jamaica (and Aaron).