Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 54 25.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 70 32.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 23 10.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 66 30.6%

  • Total voters
    216
I dunno how you're getting that, from this...

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...but okay.
Just how he wrote "I recommended Null's lawyer to Null" rather than just "I recommended Null's lawyer." And because Nick's a condescending shitbag.

Kind of like the way Chevy Chase recommended the natural spring pond to Bill Murray. "Hardin would be good for you."

 
I had my beard like that briefly when I was in college, and I came home and my mom said I looked like I was a meth-head.
I got rid of it, but I wish I'd seen her before I got my driver's license photo with it.
I am glad my cringe autist moments were in my teens and early twenties rather than in bodycam footage.
 
Nigga needs to get a super suit
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Well, nuance is required. I remember this MATI very well. Null did an admirable mea culpa. He addressed why he was so reticent to take up the sword against Rekieta for so long.

He explained that in a moment of real worry for the Farms (Greer? I forget what case), he asked Nick, who asked Barnes, who then got him to Hardin for which he is very grateful because Hardin has been a warrior. (I looked for a clip but could not find one readily.)
I found the clip where Null talked about it, but also, it's been clarified today that Nick knew Hardin directly. And it was regarding the Melinda Scott case.
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I found the clip where Null talked about it, but also, it's been clarified today that Nick knew Hardin directly. And it was regarding the Melinda Scott case.
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Alright, fair enough. I am man enough to admit when I'm wrong. @Melty Butter is right.

I remembered it as Null not wanting to go in on Rekieta at first because Nick recommended Barnes for the Fatrick case (which also happened). Turns out he didn't want to do it at first because Nick recommended Barnes, who in turn put him in touch with Hardin for another case.

It also makes more sense too because Hardin has been a great asset for the site, while Barnes was ultimately useless (and has even turned hostile to the Farms).
 
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the easier explanation is he has absolutely no chin so he grows the "beard" to compensate.
The name of the "beard" is Kayla. Because he is an enormous homosexual.

Imagine being so extreme a homosexual that you forced your beard to bear five children.

Horrifying.
When it comes to fingers, some people look like a thumb, Nick wishes he looked like a middle finger and he actually looks like a pinky.
Imagine looking like this and actually posting it. What an absolute, utter faggot.
 
I don't know if I have ever seen an adult man with no muscle mass. He has the body of a 13 year old boy. How can you have literally no pectoral muscles? Someone that skinny should also be showing some ab muscles, he has nothing.
It's almost like being an AIDS infested sex pest has a phenotype. I don't care what people think, phrenology is real.

Fellow LoLCow Destiny, who is somehow "skinny" with lovehandles; and California Senator Scott Wiener, who got "knowingly exposing others to HIV" lowered from a felony to a misdemeanor.
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My bad is this was already posted, but it would be hilarious if the next day after retweeting this he got arrested by the FBI in the middle of Karen Read live stream. imagine Kayla having to shut the stream down. Why admits all the accusations would you retweet this? The man just thinks he is untouchable.

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"Kash is moving where the FBI is stationed, that means all pending investigations are cancelled!"

Nick's fans have almost as terrible an understanding of the law as he does
 
My bad is this was already posted, but it would be hilarious if the next day after retweeting this he got arrested by the FBI in the middle of Karen Read live stream. imagine Kayla having to shut the stream down. Why admits all the accusations would you retweet this? The man just thinks he is untouchable.

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Yeah, that's an idiotic tweet.

The FBI has been wanting to move out of the J. Edgar Hoover building for a LONG time now because the fucking thing is literally falling apart. It's becoming a serious safety concern.

Patel is neither disbanding or downsizing the FBI.

Mind you, I still remain skeptical anything will happen in regards to the hacking, but neither Nick or Melton should get too cocky.

(Also, please archive all tweets you post on KF).
 
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