Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 37 31.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 39 32.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 13 10.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 29 24.4%

  • Total voters
    119
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He's officially moved on from "I'll put something together to show why the drug tests are wrong" to "I don't care what you think about it".

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Operation Caribbean Queen is pounding deep inside Nick's inner ring, first dismantling the most retarded misinterpretation of "tu quoque" I have ever read and, secondly forcing him to retreat to "proving a negative" like some 2005 Internet atheist. Despite it being totally possible to prove a negative in this situation.

The war is now within measurable distance of its end.
 
That's because he's a drug addicted piece of shit. He doesn't have to care what we think about it, because we just know that. He's worthless, subhuman, a piece of garbage that needs to be thrown out, and he is entirely free not to care about that as he is chucked into the gas chamber for the elimination of subhumans.
He's the kind of freak that would ineffectively weaponize his children because people are making fun of his broke, gay, drug addicted ass. The case of Rackets makes me wonder if putting someone in the pillory at the town square was actually effective.
 
Operation Caribbean Queen is pounding deep inside Nick's inner ring
That could be a lyric to Caribbean Queen: No More Love On The Run

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Melton started copyright striking Elissa for her clips of Rekieta's appearance in Vegas.
Patrick Melton has copyright struck @elb for posting clips of Rekieta's appearance from Hackamania even though he explicitly stated he had no problem with clippers publishing such clips after the weekend of the event had passed.
 
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He's officially moved on from "I'll put something together to show why the drug tests are wrong" to "I don't care what you think about it".

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Color me MATI. He's correcting grammar, even though Spaden Karney is correct with "effect", instead of addressing the issue. One of his kids will be an ADULT in November. Hey, Nick, I hear he's a genius. Are you touring him through colleges?

I truly wonder what the dynamic is in that home.

We know, verified, even from recent streams...
  • His kids often don't come to meals
  • They eat off paper plates
  • Snacks include Fruit Loops, microwavable Kraft Mac & Cheese, instant ramen, and Strawberry Nesquik
  • Fast food is brought in daily
That's leaving aside probable whippet use as he streams - unproven - and staying up until 4 AM - proven.

Furthermore, from what I can tell, Kayla is shuttling the boys to morning school/activities and then attending almost daily "appointments" (one hopes it's rehab/therapy), leaving Nick's younger girls (age 9 and 7) to fend for themselves.

Out of sheer normal kid behavior, they interrupt him as he streams on the regular. One did so because she was worried a tick was crawling up her leg. I'm not entirely sure what they're doing when he is required to leave the stream to drug test.

This is going great.

(And, no, none of these things is worthy of prison on it's own but when you're a FELON with a PO supposedly breathing down your neck it's kind of a fucking problem.)
 
I'll give Rekieta credit for the "previous roommate" line. :story:
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That actually happened a while ago, dude.

@Nova902 posted about it in the Melton thread on Monday.

But because I love you, I won't mark you late, as is customary in these parts. ❤️
I'm pretty sure the screenshot showing what got flagged and when and the claim in the attached tweet saying Melton is ignoring requests to remove the strike is new
 
I'll give Rekieta credit for the "previous roommate" line. :story:
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I'm pretty sure the screenshot showing what got flagged and when and the claim in the attached tweet saying Melton is ignoring requests to remove the strike is new
The only thing Nick can beat now is his own head

Even his 9 year old could probably kick his ass, the pictures assert this
 
I'm not entirely sure what they're doing when he is required to leave the stream to drug test.
I’m guessing he leaves the two girls at home or makes them come with him to the testing center. I suspect the former, as Nick always does whatever is easiest for him regardless of whether it’s the right thing to do or not.
 

This cracked me up because it's such a midwit take. Anyone who has taken even a minimal amount of formal logic will tell you that it's trivially easy to prove a negative, and that this can be tailored to the relevant degree of certainty.


For example, you can prove with certainty that 1 is not equal to 2. And you can prove beyond a reasonable doubt that there's no beer in the fridge if an exhaustive search fails to turn up any. And so on.
 
Color me MATI. He's correcting grammar, even though Spaden Karney is correct with "effect", instead of addressing the issue. One of his kids will be an ADULT in November. Hey, Nick, I hear he's a genius. Are you touring him through colleges?
Nick is a stupid, illiterate motherfucker, dumb even in what he has a degree in, and just flagrantly displayed he does not know what "affect" and "effect" even mean. That's how much of a goddamn retard he is.
 
Operation Caribbean Queen is pounding deep inside Nick's inner ring, first dismantling the most retarded misinterpretation of "tu quoque" I have ever read and, secondly forcing him to retreat to "proving a negative" like some 2005 Internet atheist. Despite it being totally possible to prove a negative in this situation.

The war is now within measurable distance of its end.
That could be a lyric to Caribbean Queen: No More Love On The Run

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I was going to call it Operation Caribbean Cuck but remembered the Billy Ocean song. Better for that fruitcake IMO. :story:
Reminded me of Rekieta in the Balldo Bunker discussing the 5k Gift “Operation Hell on Earth” with his sovereign citizen audience.
 
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