🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Drunkensailor]

He 100% is fleeing a Mexican warrant

I am not convinced of a warrant, however he is surely petrified of the federales in TJ. Either they advised him not to come back, or more likely, explained that he now has to pay them for the privilege of visiting their lovely city. He could undoubtedly evade them multiple times because it is a border town crawling with drunk honkies, however it is just a matter of time until they scoop him up again.
On his bus ride home his 1000 IQ idea was:
Milk the a-logs by leaning into my addictions so I can move to California or at least fly and stay in sandy eggo while I torment my suuhn. While drawing more donations than usual by drunk/pill streaming, it is not enough to move him and the cats but it is enough to fly to and stay in the country his daddy gave him.
Another option is that the federales are keeping the ring safe in exchange for what it is worth, around $700.

 

[Um...]

He's definitely not in a favorable situation as far as people caring about him.

Now wait a minute, he had three people in his stream chat that were worried about him. THREE. One was “worried sick” even. And there’s his middle-aged groupie Merrie Jayne, and Adolwolph and perspicacity, that makes six. SIX, bish.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Forgotten ralphalore for the tourists: Josh did a stream some years ago where he got to fullfill his lifelong dream of larping as a gossipy gorl (why do you think the farms exist?), where Aide confirmed that Ralph is a) A 1/10 in bed and b) Usually has multiple tabs of porn open at any time, usually black male white female. It's safe to assume that he probably can't go a couple of minutes without porn.

 

[HackerX]

Forgotten ralphalore for the tourists: Josh did a stream some years ago where he got to fullfill his lifelong dream of larping as a gossipy gorl (why do you think the farms exist?), where Aide confirmed that Ralph is a) A 1/10 in bed and b) Usually has multiple tabs of porn open at any time, usually black male white female. It's safe to assume that he probably can't go a couple of minutes without porn.

Eh, idk about that anymore. Yeah, he's still gung-ho with the Ralphamale bluster "I do the sex all the time", how every woman tells him he's the best sex they've ever had, and how much they love the thumb, but look at the obvious. He's almost 40. His health sucks. He's constantly stressed and anxious. He's drinking and xannying like there's no tomorrow.

No libido can survive that shit. It's hilarious that he still tries to sell that persona when it's highly likely he can't get erect. Like many o'Ralphathings, as a mattah of facc, HE'S the one with the broke dick if yewww wanna know da troof about it. You hear that Josh Moom!!!!

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Forgotten ralphalore for the tourists: Josh did a stream some years ago where he got to fullfill his lifelong dream of larping as a gossipy gorl (why do you think the farms exist?), where Aide confirmed that Ralph is a) A 1/10 in bed and b) Usually has multiple tabs of porn open at any time, usually black male white female. It's safe to assume that he probably can't go a couple of minutes without porn.

Well typically I would say disregard anything Aids (of assnapkins fame) has to say as she is a disgruntled failed e-whore who would absolutely say anything to get attention from Dox Moon and Ralph. However, Ethan Ralph has confirmed all of this himself. He released the thumb tape where he lays on his back and jiggles like a bloated corpse while eating shit directly from the asshole of a teenaged fat girl. (***not a cope but his penis is bigger than it looks in that video, it was the rotation of the moon that made it look so small, and Faith was so fat that it essentially was Peter Jackson LotR forced perspective ahhahahahaha) He signed up and left comments on pornhub under interracial nigger porn and has shown his search results in his browser countless times displaying himself searching for and consuming interracial porn. He also decided to enlighten his audience in a Xanax zombie induced state that he is "so good" at sex because he has been a "coomer" (legitimately said coomer) since a preteen and has studied naked niggers so effectively that he believes he can make any woman melt in ecstasy.

***this is the cope he gave Alice verbatim, when trying to seduce her.

 

[HackerX]

He signed up and left comments on pornhub under interracial nigger porn and has shown his search results in his browser countless times displaying himself searching for and consuming interracial porn.

I've said this a million times, but it's so crazy that he does this while also hollerin' that he's always has pussy lined up around the block for him. It's already weird as fuck to sign up for porn account, but to also leave comments????? Who does that? Who does that if they have no issues getting women to fuck them???? Then to fucking have a Xitter account dedicated to xeeting about porn??? Then to wrap it all up with interracial BBC cuck porn fascination??? And then all this happening before his life went to complete shit??? Hell, it happened before his life peaked in Knoxville. The only thing more crazy is there are paypigs, debatably human, that believe the Ralphamale nonsense.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Who does that if they have no issues getting women to fuck them????

I mean the tweets of him literally begging negresses who looked like chimps in Fubu clothing to come hang out and get high with him is all I needed to see to know that this retard would never get laid without paying for it.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I mean the tweets of him literally begging negresses who looked like chimps in Fubu clothing to come hang out and get high with him is all I needed to see to know that this retard would never get laid without paying for it.

For me it was the fact that he was a fat fucking loser but using weed to try to lure a fat sheboon into hanging out with you definitely doesn't help

 

[Telemeter]

On his bus ride home his 1000 IQ idea was:

I'm not convinced he took the bus at all.

A bus ride from Tijuana to Merida is 2500 miles and would take about 3 days by bus.

Google Flights shows flights for around $170 on that route, even in Mexico I can't see the bus being that cheap for such a long trip.

My guess is he just fell asleep in the airport and missed his flight again during the connection, then when he finally got to Merida he was just so exhausted he loaded up the xannies and booze and spent the next 2 days passed out.

He's chronically fatigued, getting out of bed is a real struggle for Gunt.

The only reason for him to take a bus is if he was genuinely banned by the airlines, but then how did he get to Colombia?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

That was one of the speculations. Another was potential issues related to raping Alice's mouth. I doubt either were the reason. More likely, all of the Ralphamale's antics were compounding, and he made the only rational decision to flee the country his daddeh have him and become an outlaw, gonzo journalist in Mehico.

Trying to think of all the factors that may have played a role:
- Car wreck stuff
- IP2 Alice stuff
- Ongoing Faith/Ralph 2 stuff
- Needed cheaper cost of living
- Easy Xanax
- alogs aloggin' him at his house
- debt collectors
- Bills related to the rental he and Pantsu left in shambles (This is assuming the landlord did a house visit when the lease was up for renewal and not after he fled)

I'm sure there's more, but that's all of the potential factors that come to mind that led to Ralph making the worst decision in his life.

Add total control over May and the credit debt he ran up in her name getting ready to blow up in his face. His own credit is shot so he used May to get CC, loans. etc…but all that shit was catching up with him.

The car crash lawsuit lit the fuse, but he realized fleeing to Mexico he could also escape all the debt he ran up, most under May’s name (including the house they trashed). Leaving the country meant he didn’t have to depend on May as much.

Anything Ralph needed in the USA required her name, but in Mexico his terrible credit and debts didn’t matter. He needed May’s CC’s to move down there but once there didn’t have to rely on her cooperation, things could be in his name and under his control.

It took only three months for shit to get so bad Harry had to strong arm the pig and Gunt insisted May cut ties with her family. Gunt had halfway behaved himself because he feared Harry and needed his subsidies, but thought he could go hog wild once he was in Mexico with May. May escaped with Rozy within four months of being under total Gunt control.

Ralph crying “you left me here to die” last week really was indicative of his mindset. He thought he had arranged a full proof prison for her down there but she escaped.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

That was one of the speculations. Another was potential issues related to raping Alice's mouth. I doubt either were the reason. More likely, all of the Ralphamale's antics were compounding, and he made the only rational decision to flee the country his daddeh have him and become an outlaw, gonzo journalist in Mehico.

Trying to think of all the factors that may have played a role:
- Car wreck stuff
- IP2 Alice stuff
- Ongoing Faith/Ralph 2 stuff
- Needed cheaper cost of living
- Easy Xanax
- alogs aloggin' him at his house
- debt collectors
- Bills related to the rental he and Pantsu left in shambles (This is assuming the landlord did a house visit when the lease was up for renewal and not after he fled)

I'm sure there's more, but that's all of the potential factors that come to mind that led to Ralph making the worst decision in his life.

There was also the shenanigans with Faith’s diary winding up in the hands of The Daiymo while he was on a second jaunt to Portugal minus some pages that were ripped out.

 

[ascension failure]

For me it was the fact that he was a fat fucking loser

Fat fucking loser doesn't do it justice. Ralph looks like the kind of thing Sasquatch doesn't believe exists.

 

[ChooChoo]

Now a word from world renowned 2022 King of Pins winner Ethan "Where's my pills bitch" Ralph:

 

[jewsernotfound]

the boys on KC had some fun with ralph's recent falling and i did a quick edit of it

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[RandomShirtlessMan]

the boys on KC had some fun with ralph's recent falling and i did a quick edit of it

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KC is fake and gay.

 

[sufferhorse]

the gerber torta flavored baby food was pretty funny too

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

If PPP fell like that there'd be volcanos going off in China

 

[Gorilla Milk]

Poor Ralph wants so desperately to inflict pain on his biggest enemies (Josh and Harreh Morris) ‘Yer wife left yew, Harreh! Yer father left yew, Josh!’ (imagining this in PPP’s Ralph voice) but keeps failing because he’s a toothless impotent little piggy. Like a defanged snake that has no venom but keeps striking anyway. Sad.

And as always with Piggy, it's projection. Ralph's daddy left him. Raph's wives left him. The fact that he constantly brings it up is because it hurts HIM so he thinks it'll hurt everyone else.

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

If PPP fell like that there'd be volcanos going off in China

When deathfats call other people "fat" thinking people will deflect from the blatant hypocrisy to "le ebic troll irony guise" it is a small glimpse into the abyss of their insecurity and deathwish desires. Both of them seek to be freed of the curse of gluttony and excess, only one of then is unashamed of showing it and the other wants to profit from it in a loop spiral to fuel it further.

Who is worse? Well one of them multiplied twice and let God work His miracles on the white trash genes. The other uses gospel as a work. I know who is going to a deeper circle of hell.

 

[sufferhorse]

When deathfats call other people "fat" thinking people will deflect from the blatant hypocrisy to "le ebic troll irony guise" it is a small glimpse into the abyss of their insecurity and deathwish desires. Both of them seek to be freed of the curse of gluttony and excess, only one of then is unashamed of showing it and the other wants to profit from it in a loop spiral to fuel it further.

Who is worse? Well one of them multiplied twice and let God work His miracles on the white trash genes. The other uses gospel as a work. I know who is going to a deeper circle of hell.

If i had to guess. Id say the guy that is a wife beater, a convicted revenge pornographer, a deadbeat dad and the one who flicked his nubbin LIVE to a picture of a 13 year old Soph.