Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I have a theory. The rape of Nicholas Robert Rekieta happened because @ItsAaronIgnoreMe did not use the Balldo when anally penetrating Nick. The consent was violated because he didn’t wear his Balldo when violating Nick’s anus.

I imagine that Nick was also wearing the Balldo at the time and under Aaron’s definition of gay shit (the balls not touching) it was not gay. Nick is angry that Aaron didn’t become Balldo buddies when spelunking in Nick’s used up colon.

 

[Truly Rural]

Nice trick Nick. Why do you NEED to use it on people other than Kayla?

 

[not william stenchever]

Usually nihilistic characters (or real people) come from broken backgrounds.

Don't you understand the lasting trauma caused by the teacher taking away his Transformers toy?

 

[Chazzed Up]

Don't you understand the lasting trauma caused by the teacher taking away his Transformers toy?

I am horrified to admit that I misremembered this as Chrischan lore for a second, and that should say all that needs to be said about Nick at this point.

 

[Alcatraz]

I'm voting for good ol' fashioned cocaine. The kleenex comment makes me think he's wiping his nose after doing a line.
But he's a liar and a faggot, and on the off chance he's got actual sinus problems, why doesn't he just take an anti-histamine or nasal spray? "19 million medications" my ass, quit being a hypochondriac.

Returning to this thread a year later, and I just want to say, hot damn I love being right.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

There is no reason to believe that Nick failed any of his tests during this time period.

I’m not saying this should just be automatically believed, but a well-placed source did tell me that Nick had failed several tests while Kayla passed all of hers. This is the same source who said that on the day of the supposed “missed test,” Kayla arrived on time and alone while Nick and April arrived late together. This is the same source who reported that the 8 year old Rekeita daughter was given multiple drug tests and tested positive for cocaine in every instance.

 

[Captain Manning]

Because Nick's seething that Kurt, who he made fun of for getting less viewers than him, is now getting more viewers than Nick, so Nick needs to embarrass Kurt by playing a mildly embarrassing video about food.

If we're being perfectly honest, the pizza casserole video is about more than just food. IIRC, it's the one where Kurt talks about being willing to invite girls as young as 17 over for dinner as long as the 17 year olds don't cross state lines.

To be fair to Kurt, that's actually legal in Texas (where the AoC is 17). It's just that some people found it creepy just the same, and Nick's gonna try to hammer Kurt on that because he desperately wants to cast all his enemies as pedos, even as he is besties with Melton.

Thing is, it's been done to death at this point. Just like the Icy Hot video. Kino Casino got to it first, back when Kurt was still pro-Nick.

None of this is gonna help Nick out of his situation. He's just having another seethe sesh because Kurt had an entertaining interview with TB's lawyer, that more people wanted to watch than whatever the fuck this shit that Nick is trying to do these days is called. I mean, he calls it a trial stream, but it feels more like he puts the trial on in the background, while he slapfights with people on Twitter. It's shades of Ethan Ralph and the Tucker Carlson clips.

I mean, we're getting to the point where Nick isn't even so much punching down on Kurt anymore. You might even be able to argue he's trying to punch up at this point. Nick has fallen so far.

I'm conflicted as to whether he's still trying to make a go of it just for his ego at this point, or he needs to do it for the sake of his P.O..

Also...



They're called hate watchers.

The only positive attention they can reliably get outside of their small and dwindling fanbases is by going after the other. The fact that they are still doing this over a year after the last time they interacted with each other suggests that they're going to keep doing it for as long as anyone cares.

To that point, I would note that Kurt is probably winning more than Aaron, because Kurt is basically doing his own thing now, and succeeding, while Nick ineffectively continues to fling shit at him.

Nick thinks Kurt is a weak target, but Kurt has actually proven far more resilient than I think people were willing to give him credit for.

Nick's number one enemy is still Aaron, but Kurt is probably #2 at this point, and the rest of Lawtube after that.

EDIT: Typo.

 

[Vibralldo]

Enjoy this, Kurt:
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Jim Carrey levels of overacting with none of the humor

 

[TexOffender]

Enjoy this, Kurt:
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Suppose a joke about raping someone in a diaper is funnier.

 

[Lian Xing]

Nick's number one enemy is still Aaron, but Kurt is probably #2 at this point, and the rest of Lawtube after that.

This checks out. Kurt is easily more knowledgeable about the law than Rugieta, and it has to crawl Rugieta's ass that his personal punching bag is doing better than him. Remember, Kurt wasn't even worthy enough to be on the group text.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Jim Carrey levels of overacting with none of the humor

He thinks he’s convincing. I guess the retards Nick has left as fans probably think so.

Suppose a joke about raping someone in a diaper is funnier.

The funniest part is that Nick would kill to switch places with Kurt. But instead of being single and well-compensated, he lives off his grandfather’s hard-earned money and is stuck with a wife and kids he hates. You’d need a heart of stone not to laugh.

 

[Molag Bal]

Nick thinks Kurt is a weak target, but Kurt has actually proven far more resilient than I think people were willing to give him credit for.

The reason people are hesitant to give him credit for keeping his shit together is because he has enough of a horror factor to become a horrorcow and the only reason he hasn't is that he doesn't sperg out easily enough when poked.

It must suck to be such a fuckup that you have to burn your own life down simply because you lacked the capacity to do anything good with it.

The problem isn't that he didn't do something good with it, he built a whole family and racked up a stockpile of money to help provide for it, that's all one could ask of a person.
The problem is that he did do something good with it and then pissed it all away with swinging and drug abuse.

 

[not william stenchever]

This is the same source who reported that the 8 year old Rekeita daughter was given multiple drug tests and tested positive for cocaine in every instance.

Her codename is Scarface.

The problem is that he did do something good with it and then pissed it all away with swinging and drug abuse.

He got an insane amount of help from the sheer unlikability of Greer, Maddox, and the KickVic crew to say nothing of the hot deets given for free by many farmers. After having burned through all of that support and goodwill all he has to show for it is piles of money set aflame, both for him/his family, and Vic Lasagna. The only ones who got away clean from his doom spiral are Ty Beard and The Toe.

 

[Fapcop]

I’m not saying this should just be automatically believed, but a well-placed source did tell me that Nick had failed several tests while Kayla passed all of hers. This is the same source who said that on the day of the supposed “missed test,” Kayla arrived on time and alone while Nick and April arrived late together. This is the same source who reported that the 8 year old Rekeita daughter was given multiple drug tests and tested positive for cocaine in every instance.

So what I’m getting out of this, is that Kayla is indeed save-able?

I KNEW IT!

If we're being perfectly honest, the pizza casserole video is about more than just food. IIRC, it's the one where Kurt talks about being willing to invite girls as young as 17 over for dinner as long as the 17 year olds don't cross state lines.

Oh wow! Just what I’d expect an autist who also happens to be a lawyer to say!

I know Kurt’s type. A harmless autist who can come across as creepy because he doesn’t have that filter most of us do.

But hey, let’s hear about morals and correct behavior towards teenage girls from the faggot who gave his preteen cocaine.

 

[Pentamidine]

Oh wow! Just what I’d expect an autist who also happens to be a lawyer to say!

It came across as a joke to me. But Kurt is monotone and doesn't understand social clues so who knows. But he does state that he's looking for a woman around his age, I think the "18 and older only - unless you don't have to cross state lines in which case it's 17 and older" or whatever was just a joke about the law. "No illegal bitches please", basically.

Nick paraphrasing it as "Kurt wants to give 17 year old girls wine and pizza casserole and then rape them" is some bullshit, obviously. It's funny, when Nick says something it means narrowly and precisely only what the literal definition of the words are. But when someone else says something everything is to be interpreted as broadly as possible while making as many bad faith inferences as you can.

 

[Yeet Ninja]

I think the "18 and older only - unless you don't have to cross state lines in which case it's 17 and older" or whatever was just a joke about the law.

To be fair, this is all new to me and I chuckled reading that. This points to lawtistic joke with poor delivery but clearly a joke.

 

[sherwoods110]

Imagine a different timeline where Nick had actually listened to you guys a few years ago and pulled up. He could still be pulling numbers like this right now, or at least be in the ballpark. Sad.

 

[Molag Bal]

The Toe.

His family is destroyed, he is in legal trouble with what used to be his wife and he now has an entire community of alogs, some of which are apparently allowed on panels at public events to show off their 'trophies' from his destroyed marriage. I wouldn't exactly call this 'getting away clean'.

 

[dustnight]

Enjoy this, Kurt:

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Whoaaaa buuudy he's like the living incarnation of a wojak character

but he "doesn't want him to die or anything"

yet

 

[Captain Manning]

Oh wow! Just what I’d expect an autist who also happens to be a lawyer to say!

I know Kurt’s type. A harmless autist who can come across as creepy because he doesn’t have that filter most of us do.

It's one of those things where I think Kurt's bookish intelligence and legal knowledge outstrips his social skills.

That still puts him way ahead of Nick in my book though, because Nick is completely borked on both. Hence his current situation.

I think @Balldo's Gate is correct that Aaron has a bit of a issue in that he's not terribly interesting outside him talking about Rekieta.

Whereas Kurt has considerably more range. That TB interview, followed by the interview of TB's attorney, weren't half bad.

BTW, Kurt has Court TV's Vinnie Politan lined up for his show on Wednesday. More seething inbound.