DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DarkFuhDillz]

Standard thanks for making me a better person Phil

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Even in technical fields such as IT, some can’t even grasp the basic concept of file directories and storage, there’s a pretty interesting article on that particular subject.

As someone who works in IT, this article gave me physical pain. It also explains a lot of what I already suspected, that giving everyday people computers was a horrible idea.

To a point, the new mindset may reflect a natural — and expected — technological progression. Plavchan recalls having similar disconnects with his own professors. “When I was a student, I’m sure there was a professor that said, ‘Oh my god, I don’t understand how this person doesn’t know how to solder a chip on a motherboard,’” he says. “This kind of generational issue has always been around.”

If you actually think like this, kindly kill yourself. There's a big difference between knowing how to solder and knowing where to find your %USER%/$HOME folder.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Ladies don't watch DSP.

Both ladies that have chosen to live with Phil were fans. Women can make stupid decisions, often.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

 

[Iron Father]

faggot hasn't realized that clip farming only works if you're popular

DSP is the king of clips and viral moments, but he shuts himself off from the only people who clip him so he sees no benefit. It's his refusal to lean into the TIHYDP thing all over again.

Plenty of creators can transform crash-outs, sperg-outs, breakdowns etc into dollars, but DSP is the antonym of a visionary and only knows how to beg.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

In another instance of "I can't tell who's more retarded: the dent or Phil":

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Inb4 someone is going to sperg at me for saying this, but the war was about slavery and not states’ right. Only southerners and racists say other wise, so Phil fence sitting this means two things: he doesn’t care or it’s his racism coming out. The simple answer was to say “it’s about slavery”, but brain dead dave dropped it. Class valedictorian everyone.
This is going haunt him

 

[PetiteDragon43]

DSP is the king of clips and viral moments, but he shuts himself off from the only people who clip him so he sees no benefit. It's his refusal to lean into the TIHYDP thing all over again.

Plenty of creators can transform crash-outs, sperg-outs, breakdowns etc into dollars, but DSP is the antonym of a visionary and only knows how to beg.

Well how can he lean into TIHYDP? Its his sheer stupidity that got them made. And his refusal to be admit fault. If he was to lean in you'd get more time wasting shit and lame reacts.

I heard his "blindfolded" truck sim his blindfold was see-thru and he was purposefully driving wrong and playing up his stupidity. I don't think more of that will help.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

To no ones surprised, Phil had to go over 40 minutes overtime on Blueprince to hit the goal. Ian S who has become a regular for this game, has donated $23 to hit the goal while he was already at $144, but Phil decided to withhold shout outs during these last 40 minutes because he was so into the puzzle game where he hasn't figured out a single puzzle at all. So he managed to hit $182 dollars out of $150 and got the fuck outta there.

If you have been payin attention to the begs happening before the stream was hittin the 4 P.M. slot, you would recognize that peculiar amount of $23 being the amount he needed to hit the goal almost an hour ago but Phil decided to be hush hush about it.

Another scamtron day for him.

 

[Mature Adult]

Hey DSP what side are you on, God or Satan?

"Uhh I'm not religious, I've never read the Bible. What a stupid question to ask me."

 

[Blanche Devereaux]

Both ladies that have chosen to live with Phil were fans. Women can make stupid decisions, often.

You have to also consider that an average, well-adjusted woman wouldn't even notice, pursue or entertain Phil to begin with. Dude didn't lose his virginity until he was in his 30s, and his first girlfriend was a teenager he met on YouTube during his peak in popularity. Leanna was 17, and I wouldn't expect her to know better. And, Kat... well...

 

[Dave's Mailman]

Swaying, on that X and Y axis. Tip me, so I can pay my back taxes.

 

[Niggernerd]

"AH HATE SUBWAY" *devours the sandwich he hates*

 

[Dave's Mailman]

Going viral doesn't begin to describe it. An obscure lolcow, that most know only because of The Incident and nothing else, gets almost half a MILLION likes on a meme shitting on him.

Clearly the commenters don't know him, yet they recognize him as a moron. No need for detrakhthurs and out of khaantheksht clips to convince anyone, just show Phil in his natural habit. Yet Phil will never stop coping and claiming that all the hate and mockery is carefully curated and edited, with fake accounts astroturfing fake hate.

Oh you poor souls... if only you knew.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

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>Bro is the reason we have yellow paint in video games
Oh my sweet summer child, he doesn't know...

 

[Niggernerd]

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Going viral doesn't begin to describe it. An obscure lolcow, that most know only because of The Incident and nothing else, gets almost half a MILLION likes on a meme shitting on him.
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Clearly the commenters don't know him, yet they recognize him as a moron. No need for detrakhthurs and out of khaantheksht clips to convince anyone, just show Phil in his natural habit. Yet Phil will never stop coping and claiming that all the hate and mockery is carefully curated and edited, with fake accounts astroturfing fake hate.
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Oh you poor souls... if only you knew.

D.k.k. deserves the rope

 

[Dave's Mailman]

The United States of Phil

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

SO. MUCH. POSITIVITY.

Who wouldn't want to donate to this man (child)?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

uh oh

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Clearly the commenters don't know him, yet they recognize him as a moron. No need for detrakhthurs and out of khaantheksht clips to convince anyone, just show Phil in his natural habit. Yet Phil will never stop coping and claiming that all the hate and mockery is carefully curated and edited, with fake accounts astroturfing fake hate.

One of the things I really appreciate about the Doom clip going viral is the number of people that don't even recognize Phil as "the guy" anymore. It really shows how insignificant he's become, despite his claims that the internet likes him again and he's been redeemed.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

IRL Streams will be the next thing he attempts in a desperate bid to keep the money going. He's already tried to pull it off with his closet cleaning shit, which he said he would have made two grand easily if he had done it instead of the viewers choice. He won't tell anybody where he's going and he won't do TTS donations though so it'll just be dreadful and boring.

He won't do it. It requires going outside and interacting with people and if he does it he is asking to be one shotted by the police knee like Floyd did.