Right. In reality, to win a reddit mod's complete devotion and lifelong simpery, it probably takes nothing more than nude pics, a little sexy "joking" with them by text DMs occasionally, and affirmation of their trannyism as heckin' valid womanhood.
Kiwifarms & Co are making a title sequence!
She's likely fat IRL since her body size and shape is so inconsistently photoshpped in her shitty porno pics.
She's totally normie and thinks the entire world is reddit and you just have to karen out to get whatever you want.
She obviously isn’t reading the thread because no one here has said that lol. But she’s the type to just make shit up anyway.
You’re very mid Ellen. Painfully average. I’ve unluckily seen your nudies. You also have literally 0 ability to pull off any kind of “sexy” look. Every time you try, it actually makes you look worse.
Of course not. She's too busy saving the world with her political comics about a country she doesn't live in to care about her own children.
I think they ordered food to her house as well. That's what the sharty does. They also called her.
I can't believe Ellen didn't mention it. She'd insist the Trumpers sent her poisoned food.
Also he's not joking about pizzacake videos (at least some of them) being banned in canada. I had to use a vpn to see those videos, a clown in a circus of a country.
If she got a 4K camera for her porn selfies, it might be worth a month of Only Fans to see if we can see the sand in her gaped vagina
Ok, I cant be the only one who thought that ellen was a troon lmfao. Her face looks so chopped and her comics are so shit that for a while I thought she was another reddit troon.
Guess she didn’t really read the thread properly. From what I’ve seen, most people are just concerned about the kids because of all the porn and those weird comics she’s making about them. Where did the cat lady narrative come from.
To be honest here. At first glance I dont really see how anyone would guess that ellen has a family.
